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    You wont^
    You wanna fook on me?!

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    STFU Goat, you have no balls either.

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    Well if I had a hot body like you I would just hang out naked all of the time.
    I'm in the worst condition I have ever been in.
    I work too much and don't get out enough. I seriously feel like quitting my job and just working out everyday will make me happier. Fuck money.
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    Blah, blah, blah . . .

    All talk. It needs to get real.

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    I don't have any. Only topless pics. I'll see if my lady will take some and I'll blast no matter how nasty. You'r gonna regret this.
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    More boy butts.

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    Seriously, the lack of a hot body is no excuse. I'm a fatty fatty two-by-four (can't get through the bedroom door) and I still posted.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I love looking at all of your nakedness tho. I'll have chewbacca snap some of me tonight
    Plus I have very similar tattoos to a certain board member who was banned in the past
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    My bedroom door is 3-by-6
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    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    So you can get your ass in there and love this guy. He's a good guy and recently single.^
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    Seriously, if we wanted to see perfectly chiseled abs and such, we'd just go find some generic porn. I love that this thread is people with all kinds of bodies. SOME of us don't actually prefer gym rats.

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    For me, 99% of the appeal of this thread is that I know the people posting. Perfection is less interesting that a real person.

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    If anyone is holding onto this thread for fapping material, well...you're doing it wrong.

    Don't be self conscious people, love your body! Even if kids told you that you have pregnant lady hips in the 4th grade (true story :\ )

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    Quote Originally Posted by caeden View Post
    courtney helped give me this idea in tinychat the other night

    Sometimes you gotta chug the beers to get to the good stuff!
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    This feels like rape and makes me hate you all a little more some how.
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    Are you screaming because of the rape or did the peppermint soap get into a sensitive area?

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    I was cold and telling my gf to hurry the fuck up.
    She wasn't too excited when I handed her my phone and told her I need nudes for the forum. I think it kinda turned her on somehow though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    I'm in the worst condition I have ever been in.
    It's all relative. Your worst condition is my goal weight.

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Seriously, the lack of a hot body is no excuse. I'm a fatty fatty two-by-four (can't get through the bedroom door) and I still posted.
    When women put on weight, it makes their boobs grow and draws attention away from everything else. When men put on weight, the boobs BECOME the problem.

    And yet, my last picture is still up and yours is gone.

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    Yummy
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    People treat Arcade Fire like they're the greatest thing ever and they get away with it.

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    I'm just not into pictures or mirrors much. It trips me out to see myself.

    Did you see the mole on the left pectoral ? Near the arm pit. I think BD said she had that too. My mom, brother and sister all have the same one too.
    Last edited by Goatchella; 12-07-2011 at 09:06 AM.
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    All Sparks' weight gain went right to his ballz.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Oh man, I wish I had taken a picture of my testicles when I was in the hospital. Some side effect of surgery gave me a softball down there. I'm sure at the time, I thought "Well, when would I ever have a good use for that picture?"

    EDIT: This should probably go in Confessions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    When women put on weight, it makes their boobs grow and draws attention away from everything else. When men put on weight, the boobs BECOME the problem.
    hahahahaha, no. I wish. I have an enormous pot belly.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Yeah, I have rolls. Plural. Maybe even Rolls, capitalized.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I likes em. Muscle tone on a woman makes my dick soft
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    TDawg: you fat p.o.s.

    Just kidding. I haven't seen the picture yet because I'm at work.

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    Taken out of context. /gps

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    TDawg: you fat p.o.s.

    Just kidding. I haven't seen the picture yet because I'm at work.
    I can send you the ones of me naked wearing cat ears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    hahahahaha, no. I wish. I have an enormous pot belly.
    Amy, you wore your daughter's Halloween costume this year, it can't be that enormous. But it's a good start.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    I likes em. Muscle tone on a woman makes my dick soft
    I won't go that far, but yes. I've dated women with all body types, but from a purely physical attraction standpoint, my ideal is NOT green on a BMI chart.

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    Arms with veins, abs, veins in neck... Ribs showing ..... Dick soft.


    Toned calves and butts mean Woodrow
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