Hi. Going to Coachella popped up very late on my radar. Seeing as how I can't afford to buy a ticket and assuming I don't get accepted to volunteer, I'll be sneaking in. Have you ever done this, or do you have friends that have done it? I know one is supposed to have a wristband, do you foresee it being possible to sneak in and see one band without getting caught?
If you want to explain to me how I am stupid/horrible/despicable I am I would recommend saving your cognitive resources and time.
Thanks for any useful feedback provided, or any hilarious insults you feel compelled to conjure up.