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    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Those are some fucked up strawberries.
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    I really want to know who this is. Even though there's some obvious distortion going on in the face close-ups, this woman looks nothing like Christina. This has to be someone new. Some people seem to be speculating that the videos (especially the tree semen and the dogs) may have some connection to fables about the mandrake plant which was said to sprout from the semen of executed criminals. WTF???

    The old tales go so far as to explain one of the few "safe" processes for harvesting Mandrake. The process reportedly involved starving a dog until it was nearly feral from hunger. Then the dog was tied with a rope to the exposed parts of the Mandrake plant.

    The harvester then placed a steak or other raw meat a bit out of the dog's reach. The person reportedly had to either quickly leave the vicinity or adequately block their ears to avoid death. The dog would then strain so hard to get to the meat that it would rip the Mandrake plant out of the earth.

    The Mandrake's scream would kill the dog but then the harvester would be free to take the plant once the screaming stopped. This process was supposedly carried out by witches who allegedly used the Mandrake for spells, potions, poisons and other sorceries involving prophecy and protection.
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    An additional superstition applied in Europe to the mandrake was that it grew from the moisture that dropped from a felon hanged, and was sometimes to be found beneath the gallows. Some believed that the most efficacious roots grew under a gallows or where suicides had been buried at crossroads. As to why the most potent mandrakes were supposed to grow under gallows, they were believed to be produced from the semen involuntarily ejaculated by a hanged man.
    from: http://www.whitedragon.org.uk/articles/mandrake.htm

    EDIT: I just looked at the Twitter account that dorkfish posted and it says
    Bio EDUCATIONAL I AM ITS ME MANDRAGORA OFFICINARUM
    Madragora Officinarum = the mandrake plant. Guess the above explanation holds true. Assuming this is a legit Twitter account and not just some bored fan stirring up trouble.
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    My guess is that Margaret Berger person. She's also on Sony so that would explain the red herring image on the Sony German server. Weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by microcuts View Post
    My guess is that Margaret Berger person. She's also on Sony so that would explain the red herring image on the Sony German server. Weird.
    I have to admit she looks a lot like the girl in the videos, but this new work just seems like such a departure from...

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    When she says "why", she looks an AWFUL LOT like Lily Cole. Not that she would be the artist, but she could be the model.
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    i hope its christina - not sure shes this interesting though - boots has denied it was her (im sure thats listed back a few pages)

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    The only interesting thing about that Margaret Berger video is that she is really, really pretty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    The only interesting thing about that Margaret Berger video is that she is really, really pretty
    I wish I had watched it while muted....a few times in the early portions of the vid, she looks like she really wants to lick the wall she's pressed up against...
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    This Berger chick was the runner up on the 2nd season of Norwegian Idol. I just can't wrap my mind around the artist who sang "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow" being behind these videos. I know this is incredibly sexist, but if it is her, I bet it's not a solo project. Got to be a collaboration with another artist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    This Berger chick was the runner up on the 2nd season of Norwegian Idol. I just can't wrap my mind around the artist who sang "Will You Remember Me Tomorrow" being behind these videos. I know this is incredibly sexist, but if it is her, I bet it's not a solo project. Got to be a collaboration with another artist.
    how is that even remotely sexist (let alone "incredibly sexist")? that's ridiculous that you would say that. damn political correctness run amok.

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    Well, you know, the idea that a female solo artist couldn't possibly be behind something so intriguing. Not all by herself. You're right. It's not "incredibly" sexist. But I'm going on fumes here. night night.
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    Have we even had a suggested release date for whatever/whoever this is?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    Well, you know, the idea that a female solo artist couldn't possibly be behind something so intriguing. Not all by herself. You're right. It's not "incredibly" sexist. But I'm going on fumes here. night night.
    What you're saying here here is sexist, but your statement about that particular artist wasn't sexist at all, when related to her actual body of work
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    Quote Originally Posted by JewFace View Post
    Well, you know, the idea that a female solo artist couldn't possibly be behind something so intriguing. Not all by herself. You're right. It's not "incredibly" sexist. But I'm going on fumes here. night night.
    It's only incredibly sexist because you acknowledged that it was, which indicates that you harbor deeper suspicions that it couldn't have been done without a man's help. Otherwise no one would have suspected you, because really, who's eager to credit a man with conceiving of the Great Treegina Mystery of '10?
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    i dont like her music but i would fuck her hard!

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    Jesus Christ.
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    Really Brandon??? Does Jesus come to your mind when someone talks about having sex??? We need to have a talk old friend
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    could it be little dragon?
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    Full track:



    Any guesses? It looks like there are three different dudes in the video.
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    there are some OK production elements to that. but damn, it's really mediocre pop music at its core.

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    I really don't like the tape. It reminds me of the dead skin in the mouth of a dried-out dying old person. I am very uncomfortable.

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    The fake beards are scarier than the tape lady.
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    I didn't watch that far because the tape made me feel like the roof of my mouth was leathery and peeling off in long curls and fronds.

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    And then there would be raw areas as though a palate router were a real machine and you know you wouldn't be able to stop tonguing them and tasting iron.

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    This is the worst video the roof of my mouth has ever watched.

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    great production on a shitty ass song
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    Yeah its weird... but it is also really shitty. No way this is anything Karin related.

    I have a feeling this a completely new artist.
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    yeah what a let down after all those great clips
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