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    Default Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    [IMG]SORRY BUT PENIS PICS ARE NOT OK[/IMG]


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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    dude, are you fucking kidding me....

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    This happened over a week ago. Come join us in the FNM thread to stay up to date

    /thread
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by StubbADubb View Post
    This happened over a week ago. Come join us in the FNM thread to stay up to date

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    but this thread isnt about ftm, its about mike patton and more specifically, his dick

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    There are 2 threads that have already discussed this very old and inconsequential news.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    There are 2 threads that have already discussed this very old and inconsequential news.
    As well as several fan girls sites.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    eugh spaghetti dick

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    stfu lurkers i'll start threads if i want

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    worst thread ever

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by CrimesceneCookie View Post
    eugh spaghetti dick
    seriously. so theres officially nothing about this man i like
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    They had to get the camera real close so they could see his love tool. It was no big thing.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    snapshot:

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    I'm not sure I needed to see that.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    sorry.

    but some people might...

    Jagwar Ma ● the Knife ● GOAT ● the Preatures ● Bo Ningen ● Woodkid ● QOTSA ● Foxygen ● Little Dragon
    DARKSIDE ● Lorde ● Temples ● Factory Floor ● Banks ● Duck Sauce ● Grouplove ● Pet Shop Boys
    ● OutKast ● Muse ● Mogwai ● Austra ● CHVRCHES ● Syd Arthur ● J. Roddy Watson & the Business


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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    maybe when it is hard.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Egad, why did I have to look?

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    [IMG]SORRY BUT PENIS PICS ARE NOT OK[/IMG]
    Sorry Dani.

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    baby dick. it makes sense now
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Psychic, can you get rid of the one above too? I love Patton to bits, but no one needs to see that.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by sbessiso View Post
    baby dick. it makes sense now
    dont judge him from that pic....find his other pic from years ago, and you'll be impressed Sally....lol
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    dont judge him from that pic....find his other pic from years ago, and you'll be impressed Sally....lol
    The one from the Tomahawk show? Rumours are that it was a fake ( a nice looking fake though). This one could be too for all we know, it's Patton after all.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    dunno what pic youre talking bout but this other one i found still looks small. poor mike, no wonder he talks so much shit
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Quote Originally Posted by StubbADubb View Post
    Psychic, can you get rid of the one above too? I love Patton to bits, but no one needs to see that.
    See what? Without glasses, you can't see a thing. Poor guy.

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Well he's a pretty small guy to begin with.

    This thread should die - though Patton would probably get off on it.
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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if this got locked.

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    who really cares?

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    Default Re: Mike Patton pulled his dick out. [nsfw]

    Apparently the lead singer from Deer Tick also exposed himself last night in SF, in addition to making out with the guitarist for an entire gruesome minute! Seems to be a trend of indecent exposure going on lately, hope he contains it at Coachella though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuuguy View Post
    Seems to be a trend of indecent exposure going on lately, hope he contains it at Coachella though!
    Personally, urinating and letting off sbd's in public is my thing lately.
    Last edited by Scary Larry; 03-04-2010 at 09:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kuuguy View Post
    Apparently the lead singer from Deer Tick also exposed himself last night in SF, in addition to making out with the guitarist for an entire gruesome minute! Seems to be a trend of indecent exposure going on lately, hope he contains it at Coachella though!
    JJMIII is allowed to show anybody anything as long as he keeps doing that sweet thang he does in between flashings. Yes, I said thang. I like that fellow so much that it gives me a drawl I'm not geographically predisposed to exhibit.

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    [ ] necessary thread
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