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    Yoko Ono has sold out her two shows in NYC. She has sold out her show in San Francisco/Oakland. Add her to Coachella, for God's sake! "Walking On Thin Ice" is the coolest dance groove, and the DJ mixes of "Open Your Box" and "Yang Yang" are killer. The new album is really astonishing, too. Plus, let's face it, Yoko has history. She's touring with her son, Sean, and two of the guys from Sonic Youth and other "surprises"..........sounds pretty provocative to me. Bring it on, Paul T. Bring it on!
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    just add her to Saturday please.
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    She needs to prove her worth first. Fucking John Lennon isn't enough.
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    Im in

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    if I want to hear screaming in agony live, I'll watch women giving birth to my children

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    if I want to hear screaming in agony live, I'll watch women giving birth to my children
    I'm in

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    if I want to hear screaming in agony live, I'll watch women giving birth to my children
    You have more than one woman giving birth to your children?
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    I liked when they reviewed a Pokemon game on X-Play.

    There was a Pokemon singing in a crazy screeching voice and they said, "No kids it's not the new Yoko Ono album, it's Pokemon..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    You have more than one woman giving birth to your children?
    like unresponsible football player who ends up bankrupt do to an accumulation of unpaid child care bills

    Some people go to hospitals and put their ears to the doors where women give birth. A craving to hear it live. A strange fetish.

    It's a sound only humans make. Animals just squirt it out and never complain. Do their natural duty without a bunch of whining. I've seen killer whales, horse, dog births and they welcome their children to the world with grace and beauty. Unless heavily drugged, humans are grabbing for things, shittin and pissin all over the place, yelling, making a scene. Dont Scientologists employ a "silent birth" method? I respect and understand them for that.

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    Yoko is fucking terrible...

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    like unresponsible football player who ends up bankrupt do to an accumulation of unpaid child care bills

    Some people go to hospitals and put their ears to the doors where women give birth. A craving to hear it live. A strange fetish.

    It's a sound only humans make. Animals just squirt it out and never complain. Do their natural duty without a bunch of whining. I've seen killer whales, horse, dog births and they welcome their children to the world with grace and beauty. Unless heavily drugged, humans are grabbing for things, shittin and pissin all over the place, yelling, making a scene. Dont Scientologists employ a "silent birth" method? I respect and understand them for that.
    And how many babies have you popped out?
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    Add her to Monday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    She needs to prove her worth first. Fucking John Lennon isn't enough.
    For me that would be enough

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    her shows aren't sold out, yet... just saying.
    *based upon tedious fact checking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scoop49er View Post
    Yoko is fucking terrible...
    i've always held the same opinion. Can anyone dissuade me from keeping it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by COACHILLA View Post
    And how many babies have you popped out?
    lets not get all self conscious, Mom. Okay. Just tellin people the main reason why I enjoy animal births over human.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donkey sex View Post
    lets not get all self conscious, Mom. Okay. Just tellin people the main reason why I enjoy animal births over human.
    You had sex with animals? Will these be your babies?
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    very handsome and the mother didn't complain during birth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    You had sex with animals? Will these be your babies?
    Mom ?

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    i've seen that picture countless times and still wonder wtf it is.

    edit: This time I wondered for long enough to actually google it. Mystery solved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scoop49er View Post
    Yoko is fucking terrible...
    Seriously. Add her to never. this would be an awful movie, glad Coachella isn't going all pitchfork fest on us and adding her.

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    Yoko embodies exactly what Coachella *should* be about.

    Add.

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    Only if Lennon comes along.

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    Zombies? I'll bring my chainsaw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CitizenJ View Post
    Seriously. Add her to never. this would be an awful movie, glad Coachella isn't going all pitchfork fest on us and adding her.
    An awful movie? We're paying 300+ to be stand-ins for a movie?
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    Default Re: The Official Add Yoko Ono & the Plastic Ono Band Thread

    TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!! add Yoko!

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    Hell yes to a Yoko add. I love this kooky woman. And it's not all ear splitting screaming. Woman's got talent. What a great song this is...

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    Quote Originally Posted by n3glect View Post
    Yoko embodies exactly what Coachella *should* be about.

    Add.
    Exactly. Precisely. Yoko has come unto her own and, dare I say it, without John. The new album is fantastic, but I already said so earlier. Those of you know only know Yoko's work from her "primal scream" days are truly missing out. She has some very hip techno/dance/trance stuff now and, at age 77, her singing voice--I'm not talking about the primal scream voice, which, admittedly, is an acquired taste--is better than ever. Yes, Yoko has come unto her own, and without John Lennon as some sort of spokesperson or crutch. I say, ADD.
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    add her to pitchfork, the desert will melt her wilty egomaniacal skin...
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    must be good partner in bedroom. Do favor for neighbours and sound proof walls.

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