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    [UnicornsForBreakfast] what is it then?
    [Melissa] I'm sorry.
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] it's gonna bug me for the whole week now
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] was it a vibrator joke, cause i talk about weiners so much?
    [vinylmartyr] WEINERS
    [Melissa] yes.
    [vinylmartyr] I"m a real weiner!!
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i'll have you know i have like a pack of 50
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    [vinylmartyr] sup
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i jsut happen to find elephant weiners interesting
    [Melissa] that's cool.
    [vinylmartyr] cool
    [vinylmartyr] weiner
    [Melissa] do you like asian or african elephants best?
    [vinylmartyr] weeeeeenioer
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i like the asian ones
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they look nicer
    [Melissa] in what way?
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they're all evil though, i hear they love to trample
    [vinylmartyr] yes do tell
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] theyre darker, and smaller
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they look cleaner
    [vinylmartyr] so rad
    [Melissa] clean is good.
    [vinylmartyr] i am so gonna bone up on weiners
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] clean is awesome
    [vinylmartyr] weeeeinersa
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i really want a hotdog now
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] dammit
    [vinylmartyr] i hear they are gonna have the worlds biggest cow at stagecoach
    [summerkid] i can't tell if you are joking or not
    [vinylmartyr] i'm not joking
    [summerkid] lol
    [summerkid] how big is this cow?
    [vinylmartyr] ITS BIG
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] like twice as big as a normal cow?
    [vinylmartyr] like 10 times as big
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] pfft
    [vinylmartyr] its fucking big
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] cows cant get that big
    [vinylmartyr] like the size of a bus
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they would collapse
    [Melissa] nice chatting wit hyou all. have a nice night!!!
    [vinylmartyr] you can ride it for $10
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] later
    [summerkid] lol
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] that cow's obviously a whore
    [summerkid] you are bullshitting
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    [vinylmartyr] nope
    [summerkid] where did you hear this?
    [vinylmartyr] i got an inside source
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] pfft
    [vinylmartyr] you think i'm lying
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] yes
    [vinylmartyr] but i'm not
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] mmhm
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] even if you're not lying, could you blame me?
    [vinylmartyr] they WILL have the worlds biggest cow
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] if i told you i snorted some coke with fabio, you wouldnt believe me either
    [vinylmartyr] yup
    [summerkid] it makes me want to go to stagecoach
    [vinylmartyr] i trust you
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] you trust me?
    [vinylmartyr] yup
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] why?
    [vinylmartyr] well i do'nt really trust you.
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] exactly, you lied yet again
    [vinylmartyr] cows don't lie
    [summerkid] what if i said daft punk is playing an american festival this year
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] cows dont talk
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i wouldnt care
    [vinylmartyr] not to you
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] haha
    [summerkid] ) :
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] a cow farted at me when i was little
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i felt it, it was like a gust of hot wind
    [vinylmartyr] in all seriousness the worlds biggest cow will be at stagecoach
    [summerkid] a goat butted me at the san diego zoo
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] goats have butted me too
    [summerkid] i was 5 i fell down and cried
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] bummer
    [vinylmartyr] i did coke with the worlds biggest cow
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] cows dont do drugs
    [vinylmartyr] thats what you think
    [summerkid] koalas do
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] what i think goes
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] yeah, koalas do
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they're perma-high
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they also rape
    [summerkid] they rape?
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] yes, they rape
    [summerkid] other koalas?
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] they take the pussy
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] obviously
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] i dont think a koala could hold down a human being
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] crap, i gotta jet
    [UnicornsForBreakfast] later kids
    [summerkid] those fuckers are meand i dunno
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    This story reminded me of this thread:

    http://wbztv.com/topstories/local_story_051153647.html

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    My kids don't know what weiners are. I'm not sure if I should tell them.
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    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

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    UnicornsForBreakfast is a funny girl.

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    O.o

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    ok, so what was the point?

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    She said she is Russian. So I read all her posts in a generic Russian accent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    UnicornsForBreakfast is a funny girl.
    lolz, zomg, shes my bff for lyfe. lolz

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    She said she is Russian too so I read all her posts in a generic Russian accent.
    she doesn't have an accent.

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    Me neither.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinosaurateme View Post
    lolz, zomg, shes my bff for lyfe. lolz
    Apparently; weren't you fondling her boobs with your foot while she was giving a foot job to the guy that was fingering you?
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    ducks rape too. I watched a duck rape at the park the other day and there was nothing I could do to help the poor female duck. It was like 3 on one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by york707 View Post
    Apparently; weren't you fondling her boobs with your foot while she was giving a foot job to the guy that was fingering you?
    No way, you have it all mixed up. *I* was fondling HER boob with my foot, while SHE was giving the hideous guy a footjob, and he was fingering me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    ducks rape too. I watched a duck rape at the park the other day and there was nothing I could do to help the poor female duck. It was like 3 on one.
    Yeah, there was a whole part of that conversation about how my pet quails rape eachother, and the female doesn't have any feathers left anymore because of it. Animals are crazy.

    Don't worry about the duck though, she probably liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    No way, you have it all mixed up. *I* was fondling HER boob with my foot, while SHE was giving the hideous guy a footjob, and he was fingering me.
    what she said.

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    right right - that's what I meant.
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J~$$$ View Post
    Is it that hard to believe that the duck just didn't know any better? My parrot tries to fuck feet, boobs, and slippers on a daily basis.

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    homosexual necrophilia in the mallard anas platyrhynchos
    wow

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    What if I said Daft Punk was playing at my house....... MY HOUSE?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MusicIsMyBoyfriend View Post
    What if I said Daft Punk was playing at my house....... MY HOUSE?!

    Wouldn't care.

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    i wouldn't care either.

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