Make a Coachella Lineup In Retrospective - COMPETITION!

[Grant]

Kinda hurts my eyez

[Monklish]

Such a hater. LIke I care what some shit talking monkylipd internet douche is typiing about. Just because your mom taught you how to suck dick at a young age doesnt mean everyone does it for a living. Graphic design is not just about making posters but you wouldn't know that because your hats cutting of your circulation to your brain.

Do you find that as a graphic designer you get a lot of requests for The Ugliest Fucking Design Ever Conceived? Is that, like, a niche you've carved out for yourself? Are you also a caterer who specializes in desserts that taste like dirt had a shit?

My 3rd try. This time 1978. See also 1986 and 1993. Going for the space age look that was so popular in the late 70's.

I think the "space age" look is actually just blurry. Might want to find a way to make that a more defined extra dimensional quality. Also no way Kiss headlines over Abba. Abba were insanely fucking huge.

[ranchito]

It's Lynyrd Skynyrd.

thanks for the catch! i've edited my typo.

[bdfsh]

After a bunch of research, i've updated my '92 poster; there are many many changes - Any suggestions or criticisms? Id be grateful to hear them..

http://coachella.com/forum/showpost....&postcount=465

[guedita]

1976:

This poster is great (but I agree the visuals need updating.) I like that you have Franki Valli and the Four Seasons, too. There's a lot of variety here.

[ranchito]

updated 1974. fixed typo.

[Monklish]

updated 1974. fixed typo.

Have you tried using the Eurostile font like the real Coachella poster? This shit is practically unreadable because the thin font strobes out against the weird background.

[abbeyroad 04]

Do you find that as a graphic designer you get a lot of requests for The Ugliest Fucking Design Ever Conceived? Is that, like, a niche you've carved out for yourself? Are you also a caterer who specializes in desserts that taste like dirt had a shit?



I think the "space age" look is actually just blurry. Might want to find a way to make that a more defined extra dimensional quality. Also no way Kiss headlines over Abba. Abba were insanely fucking huge.

Its the "warp speed" effect I'm going for. As for ABBA/KISS, it could go either way. Kiss was also way huge back then. Toys, movies, comic books. Come on, you have to admit it could happen. Neil Diamond is what I think makes it, and again some good low on the list names no one else came up with or even knows. All 3 of my posters also have about 100 artists like the real thing.

[guedita]

Heres my submission for 1980. I chose the year because its the year I was born.
As for the musicians, So what about the order and whos headlining. This is a fictional spoof of an event. THeres alot of good line ups that could go on forever. I made sure to use the header, the eurostile font and made a lil mountain for those. I see some defects in it but I am only in this for the creativity and ticket. If I win, that would be awesome. This was made with Ai
Let the criticism begin.....

You spelled Toots & the Maytals wrong. Also...why WoUlD a PoStEr EVer hAVe tHat type of lettering? No one wants visual abuse.

[Monklish]

Its the "warp speed" effect I'm going for. As for ABBA/KISS, it could go either way. Kiss was also way huge back then. Toys, movies, comic books. Come on, you have to admit it could happen. Neil Diamond is what I think makes it, and again some good low on the list names no one else came up with or even knows. All 3 of my posters also have about 100 artists like the real thing.

Actually it couldn't go either way. In 1978 Kiss was Kiss. Abba was the pop equivalent of Led Zeppelin. They're one of the absolute most popular groups ever. The only acts that have sold more albums than Abba are Michael Jackson, Elvis, and The Beatles. That's how big we're talking.

[Natatit]

You spelled Toots & the Maytals wrong. Also...why WoUlD a PoStEr EVer hAVe tHat type of lettering? No one wants visual abuse.

Thanks for the typo find. If you seen this flyer either on the ground or handed out, people are going to stare at it and wanna figure it out. Its made to draw looks so people would wanna come to the event...It HaS tHat tyPe oF LetTerIng so it meSses wiTh you.
I will update it later this week, This was just a first draft I did while i was recording a seminar. I didnt spend days on it let alone hours, I wanted fast and loud

[Monklish]

No one would ever look at that on the ground. They would step on it. That kind of lettering is something only 15 year olds do.

[theBeatJesus]

1976

[BROKENDOLL]

There. That's my submission.

[Monklish]

Oh look, Brokendoll did something visual and stupid.

[BROKENDOLL]

Oh look, Brokendoll did something visual and stupid.

Wow, I thought it complimented all your shitstained opinions actually. Maybe I should try a more obnoxious shade...

[Monklish]

No, actually what I and anyone else on this board think is that it's absurd that you put forth the time and effort to create visual renditions of such uninteresting statements. It makes it that much dumber that you go to all the trouble of creating pictures to communicate sentiments as lamebrained as "shut the fuck up, Monklish."

So in effect, I think I'm worth less.

[halyem]

No, actually what I and anyone else on this board think is that it's absurd that you put forth the time and effort to create visual renditions of such uninteresting statements. It makes it that much dumber that you go to all the trouble of creating pictures to communicate sentiments as lamebrained as "shut the fuck up, Monklish."

So in effect, I think I'm worth less.

its equally absurd as you putting forth the time and effort to needlessly bash everything. and you're statements are equally uninteresting. and it couldn't have taken any more time to make that thing than it does for you to scratch your ass while you type the same thing over and over and over and over

[Monklish]

I type my slams of you chumps in roughly 15-30 seconds per post tops. If she made that in 30 seconds I'll jerk off into my hat and then eat it.

[BROKENDOLL]

I type my slams of you chumps in roughly 15-30 seconds per post tops. If she made that in 30 seconds I'll jerk off into my hat and then eat it.

Star jerking, asshat.

[apostle2]

Its the "warp speed" effect I'm going for. As for ABBA/KISS, it could go either way. Kiss was also way huge back then. Toys, movies, comic books. Come on, you have to admit it could happen. Neil Diamond is what I think makes it, and again some good low on the list names no one else came up with or even knows. All 3 of my posters also have about 100 artists like the real thing.

Yeah, who's ever had of Tom Petty or The Cure?

Also, you don't get points for an original headliner when said headliner totally blows and would never be at coachella in any year.

[Monklish]

Star jerking, asshat.

I'll bet if you made an image out of that sentence it would be totally funny.

[BROKENDOLL]

I'll bet if you made an image out of that sentence it would be totally funny.

Your right about that, except the program I use doesn't scale down that small, sorry.

[Monklish]

Well usually all you do is do a fancy and ugly painting of the words you mean to say. You never really show anything, you just have a picture of some grotesque bag shouting words. You could do that.

[timelessfilms]

I think I'm worth less.

Holy shit! This is the first accurate thing you have said in this thread yet!

[BROKENDOLL]

Well usually all you do is do a fancy and ugly painting of the words you mean to say. You never really show anything, you just have a picture of some grotesque bag shouting words. You could do that.

I know I can, asshole...

[betao]

I type my slams of you chumps in roughly 15-30 seconds per post tops. If she made that in 30 seconds I'll jerk off into my fedora and then eat it.

Corrected.

[betao]

Oh, and just wanted to say that watching the new lurkers fight with Monk is arguably just as entertaining as this contest.

[TickleMeElmo]

1997:

Tool has really hit their stride with Aenima; Radiohead unveils a couple songs from their upcoming album OK Computer; Jeff Buckley takes a break from recording Sketches for My Sweetheart The Drunk to play Coachella, which would tragically be his final performance; Daft Punk plays their first US festival (sans robot masks); Echo & The Bunnymen reunite for a tour; The Flaming Lips attempt their Zaireeka experiment; and Prince is no longer named Prince.

Tool and RATM wouldn't headline considering they would've headlined two years later.

Heres my submission for 1980. I chose the year because its the year I was born.
As for the musicians, So what about the order and whos headlining. This is a fictional spoof of an event. THeres alot of good line ups that could go on forever. I made sure to use the header, the eurostile font and made a lil mountain for those. I see some defects in it but I am only in this for the creativity and ticket. If I win, that would be awesome. This was made with Ai
Let the criticism begin.....

WTF? Seriously, this is the worst poster I've seen yet. PF should fucking cancel your ticket just for this piece of shit.

[bdfsh]

bow wow wow