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    After a long sweaty day dancing in the heat we all know that the vadge is gonna be stinky. I'm camping this year and I don't want to start friday night off by sticking my fingers in a warm sardine pouch.

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    I love a woman with mad flavor.

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    Thats some funny shit Cammo.


    Thanks

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    Women were having things stuck in them for thousands of years before Coachella was even thought of. I'm sure they will be fine for one weekend.

    I know I won't mind.

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    vagina...and/or balls. please...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    a pound of baby powder a day on deez nuts

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    I get up early and shower everyday so my balls are always nice and fresh.

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    I wash my nutz with a loofah, dry off, then a dust of goldbond every day. shiny!

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    This thread better not go to page 2. This is vital information people

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    I use an exfoliant on my testicles.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    LOL! I love how I just randomly come for an update on the board and the first thing I see is, "Remember to Wash your vagina."

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    hahah great thread!


    1. Get in your shower in the most comfortable position to wash your vagina. This could be either standing with the shower head running or even squatting while the tap is running.

    2. If you are left handed, use your left hand or if you are right handed, use your right hand. Gently rub your vagina with your index, middle and ring finger with clean water. This will remove any heavy residue already there.

    3. Using a clean wash cloth or a plastic cup, rinse by pouring water over the vagina. Don't rub too hard, or get the water too hot. This could lead to irritation.

    4. If you choose to use soap, be very careful that soap dose NOT get inside the vagina. This could lead to burning and irritation.

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    In '07 I showered morning and night. Paid off.
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    Every camper should bring in AT LEAST 1 tub of baby wipes/body wipes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyRagdoll View Post
    LOL! I love how I just randomly come for an update on the board and the first thing I see is, "Remember to Wash your vagina."
    And, I love how I goto see where suffacated posted last and this thread came up! Why am I not suprised? LOL

    1. Get in your shower in the most comfortable position to wash your vagina. This could be either standing with the shower head running or even squatting while the tap is running.
    I am in no way going to stand on my fucking head in those portable showers!

    2. If you are left handed, use your left hand or if you are right handed, use your right hand. Gently rub your vagina with your index, middle and ring finger with clean water. This will remove any heavy residue already there.
    For added benefits, one should apply this method for atleast, oh, say, 10 minutes.

    3. Using a clean wash cloth or a plastic cup, rinse by pouring water over the vagina. Don't rub too hard, or get the water too hot. This could lead to irritation.
    Once again, I am not, I repeat not, standing on my fucking head! That would irritate the hell out of me!

    4. If you choose to use soap, be very careful that soap dose NOT get inside the vagina. This could lead to burning and irritation.
    Who actually chooses whether to use soap or not when they shower? And if you do get it in your vagina, just blow bubbles for christ sakes!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Who actually chooses whether to use soap or not when they shower? And if you do get it in your vagina, just blow bubbles for christ sakes!
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    I'm going to be so flavorful...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgonen View Post
    Do you take requests for your fabulous drawings?
    Did you all hear that? Fabulous.
    That sounds a lot better than left field abstract, or stick figures gone wild, no doubt about that. I imagine a request could be granted as long as it doesn't get me in any more trouble than I'm usually in around here. LOL
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 01-28-2010 at 05:03 PM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Well, heck, I just realized this is in a thread about clean vaginas, and immediately after my post on blowing bubbles...Something tells me there's potential for the abstract.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Every girl should get those "fresh wipes" for women. Last thing I want is a vagina that I can smell from 10 feet away.

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    everyone, just fucking shower
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Last time palmsprings showered, he came out as gaypalmsprings.


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    pics or we don't believe you..
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    In the immortal words of Redd Foxx; "Folks, don't wash your asshole, wash your whole ass"
    "Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iammrcandyman View Post
    Every girl should get those "fresh wipes" for women. Last thing I want is a vagina that I can smell from 10 feet away.
    that's the 1st thing i want...
    ...for my own vagina.

    lofty goals,
    i don't has them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leakbot010 View Post
    pics or we don't believe you..
    yeah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cammo View Post
    a pound of baby powder a day on deez nuts
    That sounds cake...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theijuiel View Post
    Last time palmsprings showered, he came out as gaypalmsprings.


    After dropping the soap of course.
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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