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    Sometimes the trailers are worse than the porta johns, because everyone thinks they're cleaner so they want to dump in there. My advice, is get into the festival ground as early as you can, and make a b-line for the porta johns furthest from the gate. You can usually find an unused one there. I usually do that two of the three mornings I'm there.

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    Yeah but there's nothing like having toilet seat covers, plenty of toilet paper with refills, a faucet with soap, air condition. It's brilliant. I actually reached in a cupboard and refilled the toilet paper once when it ran out, felt like I was at home.
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    u can always take a ton of vicodin and make yourself constipated.
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    haha, i think that's been covered
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    h at e to pose a utubed video but hey only lived wunce rite hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3auJCCK_1xs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coachella Bound View Post
    u can always take a ton of vicodin and make yourself constipated.
    didn't i just say that?

    Quote Originally Posted by psycobetabuckdown View Post
    Portopotties only necessary in the campground. Take your shits during the day at the festival and you'll be good. It's just because there are so many portopotties that people assume they don't have an option. For the same reason that everyone crowds the right side of the main stage instead of going around to the left for a better spot.
    to be honest, the portapotties in the campground are much, much cleaner than the ones in the fest.. lower person per potty ratio..

    also, they empty & clean the ones in the campground during the fest.. and they're usually kept stocked better than the ones in the fest..

    Quote Originally Posted by psycobetabuckdown View Post
    Yeah but there's nothing like having toilet seat covers, plenty of toilet paper with refills, a faucet with soap, air condition. It's brilliant. I actually reached in a cupboard and refilled the toilet paper once when it ran out, felt like I was at home.
    you may be overstating it.. i don't believe the trailers are actually a/c'd but i could be wrong (they're a place out of the sun, and have vent fans, so i'm sure it just feels cooler than being outside)

    also, toilet seat covers are pretty fuckin small, you could easily fold one up and keep it in your wallet.. also wouldn't hurt to have a couple tissues (or better yet, wet wipes) in your back pocket, you never know how handy they may end up being..
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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvcide View Post
    you may be overstating it.. i don't believe the trailers are actually a/c'd but i could be wrong (they're a place out of the sun, and have vent fans, so i'm sure it just feels cooler than being outside)
    I thought it was AC, but it could be just a really big fan. Either way it feels like the opposite of being in the desert when you're in those trailers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvcide View Post
    1. the portapotty situation at coachella isn't HALF as bad as many other festivals i've been to

    2. they have wonderfully clean trailer bathrooms located (i believe) at every section that has the portapottys.. sinks, flushing toilets, even toilet paper! and lights for when it's dark out..

    3. vicodin is your friend.. not only does it help you sleep, reduce the standard aches from the 4-5 days there, it also reduces your appetite (which saves you valuable festival time and money) while making you just constipated enough that you can often avoid having to shit for much of the weekend..
    #3 is solid advice right there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvcide View Post
    1. the portapotty situation at coachella isn't HALF as bad as many other festivals i've been to

    2. they have wonderfully clean trailer bathrooms located (i believe) at every section that has the portapottys.. sinks, flushing toilets, even toilet paper! and lights for when it's dark out..

    3. vicodin is your friend.. not only does it help you sleep, reduce the standard aches from the 4-5 days there, it also reduces your appetite (which saves you valuable festival time and money) while making you just constipated enough that you can often avoid having to shit for much of the weekend..
    I agree with 1 &2 but I will have to caution on #3, because I know someone who has lost control of their bladder due to excessive vicodin use. This advice could cause you to piss yourself one day...Just saying...Take controlled substances with caution, esp when mixing them with alcohol, that is if you want to have a liver one day

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvcide View Post
    didn't i just say that?
    i dont know... did you?
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    i don't know.. do you read threads before you post?

    Quote Originally Posted by MaryS View Post
    I agree with 1 &2 but I will have to caution on #3, because I know someone who has lost control of their bladder due to excessive vicodin use. This advice could cause you to piss yourself one day...Just saying...Take controlled substances with caution, esp when mixing them with alcohol, that is if you want to have a liver one day
    nobody is talking about excessive vicodin use.. one a day would do the trick i think.. besides you shouldn't take too many vicodins if you plan on using other things for recreation, fair warning..
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    feel free to clean up, u may get lucky... lol
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    lol, pretty lucky day
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    Quote Originally Posted by im_a_starfish View Post
    when i sit down to take a piss i feel like the poop fumes are seeping into my crotch...
    haha Oh God, i think that shit tooo hha, extra wipe!
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    buy kids flushable toilet wipes/ moist tissue paper

    and bleach wipes

    and possible a little bottle of eau de toilette (its in the name)

    et voila

    a toilet you can sit on, a nice clean tush and a plesent smell

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    after waiting almost an hour in line to get a shower i realized i had to shit...i wasnt about to lose my spot in line after waiting so long...so i let one right in the shower and cleaned up after...bump
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    Quote Originally Posted by vertin View Post
    after waiting almost an hour in line to get a shower i realized i had to shit...i wasnt about to lose my spot in line after waiting so long...so i let one right in the shower and cleaned up after...bump
    That should go in confessions thread.

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    Trailers have A/C and faucets.

    I refilled empty water bottles with the faucet water and used it to dump on my head throughout the fest which was much needed.

    The ones in between the Sahara and Mojave rarely had a line last year.

    Trailers are the way to go, just take a shit early in the day cuz somebody clogs it up eventually.

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    Better idea: Take too much to the point of where human waste does not disturb you. Nor do you give any fucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Better idea: Take too much to the point of where human waste does not disturb you. Nor do you give any fucks.
    This is good advice. The nastiness is a non issue when you're in full creature mode.

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    QUIT TALKING ABOUT THE SECRET BATHROOMS1111
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