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    How can I become a Member like you cool people?

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    Thread of the Day!!

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    you have 9 posts. get about like 500 more or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgonen View Post
    You are addicted to internet porn, right?

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    how can i be old school? or a coachella junkie? i'm tired of being a member. how can i be a lurker again? why am i not a lurker? i never asked to be a member.
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    Posting in a lurker created thread strongly supports your case.
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    just made my day haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooney View Post
    How can I become a Member like you cool people?
    shoot some heroin and then use ur big toe to blow ur head off with a shotgun then have the cable guy find ur dead body .......


    too much ? lol no seriously dont do that

    just keep posting welcome to the forum
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    i would like to extend my appreciation for this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by thom cobain View Post
    how can i be old school? or a coachella junkie? i'm tired of being a member. how can i be a lurker again? why am i not a lurker? i never asked to be a member.
    My dick's a little dry, feel free to suck for old school status

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    old school is wack son.
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    whack attack
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by thom cobain View Post
    old school is wack son.
    old school the movie rocks
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    lostsoul from downey. it's ok. pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thom cobain View Post
    lostsoul from downey. it's ok. pretty funny.
    yup downey . i see we hail from the same city.
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    wtf? just keep posting. and stop bitching

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    You need 30 posts.

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I already miss it.

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    lurkerrrrrrrrrrr

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    jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
    so to be a member
    you must post lots....
    ....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
    let's just keep it that way,
    and still keep answering my retarded questions.

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    That is why.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jgonen View Post
    I'd hit it.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooney View Post
    jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
    so to be a member
    you must post lots....
    ....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
    let's just keep it that way,
    and still keep answering my retarded questions.
    lol, ppl here are so hostile. Its sad. Hard to believe these are the same ppl at Coachella. I refuse to believe it. Grow thicker skin is what they'll say. Dicks and all the time they spend here.

    Some ppl are cool, but good luck finding 'em, the rest are douchey.

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    Hazing is still legal on the internet. Get through it and will all be best chums. We've just seen every stupid question a hundred times. Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR.

    Except Randy...he will always be a dick to you. But we even love him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    ...Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR...
    Best advice ever!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooney View Post
    jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
    so to be a member
    you must post lots....
    ....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
    let's just keep it that way,
    and still keep answering my retarded questions.
    It is not really PC to say retarded in this sense. My asshole is retarded and it is deeply offended by your comments.
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    Hazing is still legal on the internet. Get through it and will all be best chums. We've just seen every stupid question a hundred times. Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR.

    Except Randy...he will always be a dick to you. But we even love him.
    Fuck, did I take a wrong turn, or what?

    Oh, and I love dick just as much as the next girl but, let's not push it, okay?

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    I get it now

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