Why am I a lurker?

[Dooney]

How can I become a Member like you cool people?

[higgybaby23]

Thread of the Day!!

[GrossMagic]

[thewindowliquor]

you have 9 posts. get about like 500 more or so.

[GoodEarth]

You are addicted to internet porn, right?

[thom cobain]

how can i be old school? or a coachella junkie? i'm tired of being a member. how can i be a lurker again? why am i not a lurker? i never asked to be a member.

[fatbastard]

Posting in a lurker created thread strongly supports your case.

[dantoro]

AOL customer service headquarters

[**JwOx**]

just made my day haha

[lostsoul86]

How can I become a Member like you cool people?

shoot some heroin and then use ur big toe to blow ur head off with a shotgun then have the cable guy find ur dead body .......


too much ? lol no seriously dont do that

just keep posting welcome to the forum

[RedThom]

i would like to extend my appreciation for this thread

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

how can i be old school? or a coachella junkie? i'm tired of being a member. how can i be a lurker again? why am i not a lurker? i never asked to be a member.

My dick's a little dry, feel free to suck for old school status

[thom cobain]

old school is wack son.

[jimmycrackcorn]

whack attack

[lostsoul86]

old school is wack son.

old school the movie rocks

[thom cobain]

lostsoul from downey. it's ok. pretty funny.

[lostsoul86]

lostsoul from downey. it's ok. pretty funny.

yup downey . i see we hail from the same city.

[Pancho confucious]

wtf? just keep posting. and stop bitching

[gaypalmsprings]

You need 30 posts.

[VicVinegar]

I already miss it.

[rdeitz]

lurkerrrrrrrrrrr

[Dooney]

jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
so to be a member
you must post lots....
....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
let's just keep it that way,
and still keep answering my retarded questions.

[mountmccabe]

That is why.

[dontfeedthebird]

I'd hit it.

[magenta]

jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
so to be a member
you must post lots....
....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
let's just keep it that way,
and still keep answering my retarded questions.

lol, ppl here are so hostile. Its sad. Hard to believe these are the same ppl at Coachella. I refuse to believe it. Grow thicker skin is what they'll say. Dicks and all the time they spend here.

Some ppl are cool, but good luck finding 'em, the rest are douchey.

I feel better! Bring on the lashinnnnngggg!

[M Sparks]

Hazing is still legal on the internet. Get through it and will all be best chums. We've just seen every stupid question a hundred times. Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR.

Except Randy...he will always be a dick to you. But we even love him.

[SFChrissy]

...Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR...

Best advice ever!!!

[Changoloco]

jgonen, fuckin hilarious.
so to be a member
you must post lots....
....I'm happy you all think I'm retarded,
let's just keep it that way,
and still keep answering my retarded questions.

It is not really PC to say retarded in this sense. My asshole is retarded and it is deeply offended by your comments.

[BROKENDOLL]

Hazing is still legal on the internet. Get through it and will all be best chums. We've just seen every stupid question a hundred times. Push on through the storm and break on through to the PLUR.

Except Randy...he will always be a dick to you. But we even love him.

Fuck, did I take a wrong turn, or what?

Oh, and I love dick just as much as the next girl but, let's not push it, okay?

[mistakenstrangers]

I get it now