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    I dont care what anyone wants to call it, but seriously lets not discuss it.
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    fair enough
    "Without music life would be a mistake" ~Nietzsche

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    let's go through a y/n checklist for tiesto:

    1) [Q] does he produce good songs?

    [A] no. he produces trance that would put my 90 year old south african grandmother to sleep.

    2) [Q] does he mix songs (either other people's or his own) well when performing a DJ set?

    [A] no. he mixes at an absolutely glacial pace. and as of the late nineties/early 2000s, he does what a lot of other DJs who just can't hack it anymore do- he has all his records and/or CDs pressed custom, after being pre-corrected for BPM and key. this is not nearly as expensive, uncommon, or difficult as it may sound, and virtually eliminates all of the actual work involved with DJing. even more than jumping BPMs using a central midi clock on the fly ( "autosync" )

    3) [Q] does he provide an innovative visual experience, or a stage show that makes the live experience special?

    [A] no. he relies on the same formula for every show: fireballs, martin mobo-lights, some lasers, and big screens to show alternately; spaced themed imagery, and super-epic shots of his bloated head, beaming that shit-eating grin and putting his hands out like some demented jizz-haired euro-club-trash-jesus-wannabe.

    4) [Q] but what about that track with jonsi? are you hating on sigur ros?

    [A] no. actually, I fucking LOVE sigur ros. and I even love that vocal. and you want to hear what a producer with some talent can do with that same vocal and chord progression? (of course you do). this one was pointed out to me by the board's resident godfather of all things breakbeat, donaldj, and it's the only thing with tiesto's name in it I can stand to listen to:


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    Just to add to a debate that is already flogged. I like trance, and it is a pretty varied genre these days, but what Tiesto plays is dated rubbish. He is the 50 cent of the trance scene. What sickens me more is his title of world's number one DJ. I think even he would have to be embarassed by that one. It is like saying that Creed is the best rock band in the world.

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    Frozen Pilgrim plz accompany me to the state of Massachussetts, where we will be married.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Not so fast, he is my man
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    Yeah dude, look at the speakers, because they fucked up, not you.
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    such a good transition.

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Coachella 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12A, 13A

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    Judging by your profile pic... you would like Tiesto.

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Rumors of extra hold hair gel, cologne samples and spray tan products at the Sahara tent entrance, don't be late!

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    This is not Tiesto, but looks way more fun....

    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    [A] no. he mixes at an absolutely glacial pace. and as of the late nineties/early 2000s, he does what a lot of other DJs who just can't hack it anymore do- he has all his records and/or CDs pressed custom, after being pre-corrected for BPM and key. this is not nearly as expensive, uncommon, or difficult as it may sound, and virtually eliminates all of the actual work involved with DJing. even more than jumping BPMs using a central midi clock on the fly ( "autosync" )

    amen frozen pilgrim ... Tiesto sucks ive never met a person who is not into E that likes him ... you have to be fucked up to enjoy his shitty mixing and music selection

    (and i apologize to those who do E and still and cant stand Tiesto)

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    Quote Originally Posted by microcuts View Post
    No. Just, no. I thought it was already pretty much determined they're like the Milli Vanilli of electronic music.
    So you dissagree with one band of that list? That really doesn't mean I didn't make a perfectly valid point. Pilgrim made a great point too. Basically I think what these posts are saying is that Tiesto is not King and is more of a jester.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roll2this View Post
    tiesto's music is amazing
    fuck the haters
    you all just like to follow what each other say
    and one day someone decided to say "oo tiesto is gay and his music is horrible"
    and everyones like "hey! lets go along with that because its the cool thing to do!"

    wellllll
    fuck off
    and to all the "gay" posts
    tiesto can have any woman he wants at coachella
    and you cant
    so dont be mad

    no it really is bad. thats why... just sayin

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post

    Remember kids, they make great gifts as well!
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    ó Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    LOL i want one!
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    The mass appeal turned me off, however the sound was insane in 2007. If I could hear something to the level of quality and clarity as he put out in 2007.. I will be there. You could FEEL the music in your bones.

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    I agree, I've only seen him live at Coachella 07 and I thought he did a really good job too. Him and MSTRKRFT had the best electronica shows that year. I'm surprised by all this hate for they guy. I know, he does look like a douchebag, but his music inst THAT bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rasooli View Post
    I agree, I've only seen him live at Coachella 07 and I thought he did a really good job too. Him and MSTRKRFT had the best electronica shows that year. I'm surprised by all this hate for they guy. I know, he does look like a douchebag, but his music inst THAT bad.
    And you hate xx?

    Bitch please.
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    isn't tiesto consistantly voted in the top 5 dj's in the world? This guy blows... Who the hell is deciding these things?
    Last edited by NachoCat; 02-19-2010 at 03:42 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roll2this View Post
    fucking smartest thing someone has said on here so far
    exactly what i want to say but am too stupid to put into words
    if something good gets a little mainstreamed everyones like oh fuck that its gay now lets find a new undiscovered artist i can show all my friends i discovered!
    You do know that in the english language there is something called punctuation right? It can be used to express complicated things like, the end of a sentence or a question. It's easy if you try!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MassiveChemicalPunk View Post
    And you hate xx?

    Bitch please.
    You're right.... they both suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post







    Remember kids, they make great gifts as well!
    I propose that everyone on the board buy one and wear it on Saturday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rasooli View Post
    I agree, I've only seen him live at Coachella 07 and I thought he did a really good job too. Him and MSTRKRFT had the best electronica shows that year. I'm surprised by all this hate for they guy. I know, he does look like a douchebag, but his music inst THAT bad.
    Dude I was blown away by Mstrkrft in 07, they killed it. Too bad they couldnt do the same in 09.

    Its hard to say it but I will admit Tiesto put on a good show in 07 as well. He still sucks ass though and has immature frat boy ****** fans.
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    I didn't really used to care about djs or any part of the electronic music scene until I caught Tiesto in the Sahara tent on the Sunday of 2002 - he really opened my eyes that weekend. Nowadays I'm in the Sahara tent for nearly the entire three days.

    And MSTRKRFT were a million times better in 2007 than 2009 (and way earlier in the daytime,too). I think they had some kind of surprise for us in 2009 that didn't work out at the last second which caused mediocrity.

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    Ya bringing out John Legend wasnt that good of an idea. It could have been cool but they played a bad remix of a pretty decent John Legend song (green light).
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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