Damn! I knew you were a troll! I should have known when you started talking about Jesus. Everyone knows there's no Jesus on the internets
Off topic a bit...
I just love dogs. Grown up with them my whole life. Don't have a problem with them being walked down the street, at the beach, or at the park. Over the past couple of weeks, I've observed people taking their dogs into the container store and king taco. Please keep your pets outside of businesses. I don't need my foood left on the same counter that you had your dog.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
are you gunna finish that frozen lemonade?