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    Hi, I'm Red Thomas

    for ages the internet has entertained us with lol cats and crying auto tuned babies alike. Alas, we have been bested by a on going douche nozzle named caligula. he chooses to post nonsense and batshit non-sensical gibber gabber about shit no one cares about.

    I'm here to ask you, the internet, to stop this madness. Post below your feelings and otherwise hateful (but in this caseful, useful) commentary.

    Thank you, together we can beat this disease

    I'm Red Thomas and I approve this message
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    slam threads always backfire. Hope you have thicker skin than PTA.
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    I will upgrade to photobucket pro today. thanks man!

    maybe youre not a douche just super helpful
    "Choke on that Causality!"


    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I don't give a shit if the Killers are playing; I'll watch something else-even if it's watching the poor churro man get trampled by stoners.

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    [QUOTE=Caligula;1519196]red thomas


    THIS. all day long. I WILL TROLL.. and be banned

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    slam threads always backfire. Hope you have thicker skin than PTA.
    you are correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I don't give a shit if the Killers are playing; I'll watch something else-even if it's watching the poor churro man get trampled by stoners.

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    dumshit threads like this only validate the the kind of behavior they're meant to ridicule.

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    that guy has no nuts....gross
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    Remember Carligula from the lolla message board? That guy was a tool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylmartyr View Post
    Remember Carligula from the lolla message board? That guy was a tool.
    What do you mean, remember him? He didn't die or anything. And I kinda like him, anyway. He's good people...for a Lollaboard moderator and all.

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    HE BANNED MARTIN GORE FROM THE LOLLA BOARD. DO YOU STILL SUPPORT HIM?


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    Hey! Caligula's been banned!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    shweet!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    For what? I don't remember him technically breaking any rules.
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    the blowjob gif and dissing the mods
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassiveTheory View Post
    For what? I don't remember him technically breaking any rules.
    he started several threads with the N-word in the title, for one thing
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    If the "N" word was newbie, they should ban them all.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    yeah, great idea, ban all newbies so eventually no one will ever post here anymore!

    i don't think he started any n-word threads, that was tijuana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psycobetabuckdown View Post
    yeah, great idea, ban all newbies so eventually no one will ever post here anymore!

    i don't think he started any n-word threads, that was tijuana.
    No, it was definitely Caligula. Even after having the thread deleted, he came back with the same thread and same video and then bitched about how he was being censored by the mods
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    ok. i was getting worried that they'd never be able to ban him because he wouldn't do anything technically bannable. i'm glad he did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psycobetabuckdown View Post
    ok. i was getting worried that they'd never be able to ban him because he wouldn't do anything technically bannable. i'm glad he did.
    Really, they can ban whoever they want for no reason. Itg's not a right to be a part of a message board. it's privately owned.

    I was used to be on an illustrators' message board where we'd hold annual "Survivor" competitions wherein the top 8 most annoying posters would be picked and have to compete on the board to see who got to stay. The loser would be IP banned.

    Beyond that, people would get banned left and right just based on the whims of the mods, often because it was simply really funny.

    They're very lenient here with their banningpolicies, but It's not like someone can sue for being unfairly banned (well, i guess they could, but I doubt it would get them anywhere).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Really, they can ban whoever they want for no reason. Itg's not a right to be a part of a message board. it's privately owned.

    I was used to be on an illustrators' message board where we'd hold annual "Survivor" competitions wherein the top 8 most annoying posters would be picked and have to compete on the board to see who got to stay. The loser would be IP banned.

    Beyond that, people would get banned left and right just based on the whims of the mods, often because it was simply really funny.

    They're very lenient here with their banningpolicies, but It's not like someone can sue for being unfairly banned (well, i guess they could, but I doubt it would get them anywhere).
    Haha that survivor idea is great.

    Yeah I'm well aware they're allowed to ban him, but I looked over the banning policy and he had done nothing (until recently) to violate it.

    I was on a pro wrestling board back in the day and people would be banned for excessive spelling errors or making stupid threads or any kind of flaming. Randy would've been IP banned 3 years ago. We were also very discouraged from one-word posts (if you don't have anything constructive to add, don't reply). This was a fucking wrestling forum.
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    So this thread was kind of a success, huh?
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    yep, eat your words JebusLives. Eat them.
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    I, for one, won't miss him. He did a terrible job at tending my yard.

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    Caligua was a soft core porn movie. I think Helen Mirren and Peter O Toole were in it. Bob Guccione directed it (from Penthouse Magazine) and it was released in 1979 to critical pans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    Caligua was a soft core porn movie. I think Helen Mirren and Peter O Toole were in it. Bob Guccione directed it (from Penthouse Magazine) and it was released in 1979 to critical pans.
    A dwarf gets a blowjob in that movie. An actual blowjob. That's not softcore, friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kroqken View Post
    Caligua was a soft core porn movie. I think Helen Mirren and Peter O Toole were in it. Bob Guccione directed it (from Penthouse Magazine) and it was released in 1979 to critical pans.
    Do you happen to know anything about the real Caligula?
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Do you happen to know anything about the real Caligula?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedThom View Post
    H he chooses to post nonsense and batshit non-sensical gibber gabber about shit no one cares about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Do you happen to know anything about the real Caligula?
    Caligua was a Roman emperor who probably was severely mentally ill, which is why he was not evil, just insane and crazy.

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