ROD TURKLE'S ANNOYING FAN-O-METER!

[C DUB YA]

OK before any of you go off on me, I DID NOT MAKE THIS. I just happened to find it on this wonderful world wide web we all love and use.

I do find it funny that a few Coachella acts (past and present) are represented.

Anyway, just for fun. Hey isn't Rod Turkle from Kids in the Hall or something?

[Courtney]

Clearly, these people have never met a true Bjork fan.

[C DUB YA]

I think its pretty close - dare i say that? Its a high rank for poor ole Tapes n Tapes though, the Pitchfork thing has forever screwed them it seems.

He (Rod i guess) should've added NME magazine to the Oasis/Arctic Monkeys bar.

All in all though - this fellow has it going on. In a funny way.

[suprefan]

I'm suprised Radiohead is not in there, and pitchfork even got a mention.

Edit: I have seen 14 of the acts mentioned in this "fan o meter"

[C DUB YA]

I know, weird right?

[Natelevmofuggaz]

How could you forget Slayer??????? SLAYER RULES \m/ LOLOLOLO!@!!!11!

[fac429]

Hey isn't Rod Turkle from Kids in the Hall or something?

You're thinking of Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk. Which should be a headlining act.

[Boourns]

This guy is mostly on the money, but...

Bjork fans knocked over people in wheelchairs, then jumped on top of said wheelchairs to get a better view at Coachella 2002. That alone justifies "should be shot."

What about Radiohead fans? They always buy tickets to multiple shows, and camp out all day and night to fight their way to the front of the pit. I'm guilty of both of those. And half the attendees of Coachella 2004 always bitch about how every Coachella since then sucks because Radiohead isn't headlining.

Fanilows are truly frightening. I think Clay Aiken fans are the new Fanilows, for they go rabid defending his alleged heterosexuality. And let's not forget that whole "Reuben only won because he's black" conspiracy theory of theirs.

Why aren't Juggalos mentioned? Off the charts? Don't qualify as human beings? Hmm.

Oh, and post-rocks snobs can be even more obnoxious than pitchfork snobs.

[C DUB YA]

Yeah he should included ICP's tarded Juggalo army for sure.

This past weekend I went to a Blue Jackets game and in front of me was this girl, I'd say 8th, or 9th grader, her shirt was an ICP shirt (I was surprised they still sold merch) The shirt said the ICP - Fuck, Fuck Off Tour or something stupid that was very close to that, I just found it odd how this young mind has been forever damaged by the shittiest music on the planet.

As you said, Bjork fans can be bad, if this person went to Coachella 99 - he would've ranked Bjork's fans higher - it was pretty annoying, to say the least.

[C DUB YA]

You're thinking of Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuk. Which should be a headlining act.

Ah thats it! It was killing me!

Thats funny shit.

[menikmati]

Tool fans can't be annoying, they're intelligent philosophers

[André]

OK before any of you go off on me, I DID NOT MAKE THIS. I just happened to find it on this wonderful world wide web we all love and use.

I do find it funny that a few Coachella acts (past and present) are represented.

Anyway, just for fun. Hey isn't Rod Turkle from Kids in the Hall or something?

dude who ever this guy is, he suck big time!!!!! rage forever

[invisiblerobots]

Who the hell is Rod Turkle?

[C DUB YA]

dude who ever this guy is, he suck big time!!!!! rage forever

You really need to chill with this Rage forever shit - sounds like you are in 5th grade. They are great, yes.

This is for fun, lighten up.

And for the record youre proving this chart correct.

[C DUB YA]

Who the hell is Rod Turkle?

I have no idea.

Someone who hates Clay Aiken?

[airguitarvet]

i saw when the bjork fans were climbing a girls wheelchair for a better view.
so so sad..


best thread ever.

[woogie846]

AC/DC and Metallica should be much, much higher.

[Mark Smith]

i saw when the bjork fans were climbing a girls wheelchair for a better view.
so so sad..

And she didn't beat the shit out of them? Interesting.

[C DUB YA]

I heard she tailed them to the airport then beat the shit out of them.

[Mark Smith]

I would have done it for her. Then asked her out. I'm smooth like that.

[bmack86]

nice panda

[Mark Smith]

It's actually a pandog, but thank you none the less, hehe.

[boyalien0]

I can't believe Parrotheads are not mentioned.

[newalias]

Yeah he should included ICP's tarded Juggalo army for sure.

They would be off the charts on this meter. ICP fans are beyond insane. They should be tortured rather than shot. Nothing better than a 15 year old 250 lb. white kids shouting "fuck my parents," "fuck ****," "fuck everything." I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

Gross.

[André]

You really need to chill with this Rage forever shit - sounds like you are in 5th grade. They are great, yes.

This is for fun, lighten up.

And for the record youre proving this chart correct.

and if i was in the 5th grade. what is wrong about that? kids are ppl too! dont be hateing on kids!!! !!! - joke........

[nahuatldream]

What about Radiohead fans? They always buy tickets to multiple shows, and camp out all day and night to fight their way to the front of the pit. I'm guilty of both of those. And half the attendees of Coachella 2004 always bitch about how every Coachella since then sucks because Radiohead isn't headlining.

Haha, I finally got to see Radiohead last year. I did that exact thing. I bought tickets to see them in San Diego and in LA. The reason? They play different sets each time. It's worth it. Plus, both were cool venues. I only camped out for several hours though. It was AWESOME!

[C DUB YA]

Yeah Radiohead fans could be on here, but I think the ICP thing, and the Parrot heads are worse - I should make my own chart like this - maybe I will....

Hmmm?

Who else then?

Kiss Army? (I find them just dedicated, not so much annoying)
Meatloaf fans (do they still exsist)
Rancid-ites?

[Benis23]

there is no conceivable way that phish/dave matthews/ grateful dead fans are more annoying than kenny chesney fans...how could relaxed, friendly potheads be more annoying than a bunch of conservative biggots??

by the way, did anyone else hear that kenny chesney sold more concert tickets than any other musician last year?

[Benis23]

Yeah Radiohead fans could be on here, but I think the ICP thing, and the Parrot heads are worse - I should make my own chart like this - maybe I will....

Hmmm?

Who else then?

Kiss Army? (I find them just dedicated, not so much annoying)
Meatloaf fans (do they still exsist)
Rancid-ites?

what makes radiohead fans so annoying exactly?

[C DUB YA]

sheepish qualities