]sitting through a Jack Johnson headliner with special guests counting crows, ben harper, and dave matthews with a midget sitting on my lap ....a retarded midget with drool driping down my leg as he claps to the curious george song as i hold his lolly pop, while MIA's dj blasts horn noises in my right ear while staring at a 3rd addition of the tesla coils while the group of guys with g strings fart in my left ear > Kanye West
Whew, that was a close one.
is it me you are looking for?
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is it me you're looking for?
Last edited by Abe Lincoln; 01-19-2010 at 01:12 AM. Reason: damn this PSP!
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . corporations have been enthroned and an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money power of the country will endeavor to prolong its reign by working upon the prejudices of the people until all wealth is aggregated in a few hands and the Republic is destroyed.
I'm bringing a pinata bat if he starts dancing on the ceiling.
"Well, that's just like, you know... your opinion, man"
that's mean, considering thedesertsun.com has probably had more hits in the last 24 hours than the rest of the year combined..
Man. This would be a great thread to post Urinal Bitchie's cover of "Hello" but it seems to have been scoured clean from the face of the earth.
"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."
— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough
northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove
Although, if I'm going to see Lionel Richie, it better be with the effing commodores suckas!
northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove
Stupid thread, though was anyone else amused by the "Top Story" on the The Desert Sun's website?
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I just saw that. "Horny old goat"....ha!!! That's why you gotta love the folks out in the desert.
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