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    He's obnoxioius. I hate how his bits are like

    SO YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES UR DRIVING AND THE LIGHT TURNS RED??? DONT YOU JUST HATE THAT????

    i just dont think he's funny. Anyone disagree?

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    hes not funny...and you shouldnt have made this thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    hes not funny...and you shouldnt have made this thread...
    i know shit load of people that would kill you right now.

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    Pineapple seriously what the fuck.


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    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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    not the first time thats been said to me...try again...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PineapplePete View Post
    i know shit load of people that would kill you right now.
    Pete, this concerns me. Is there a way to get in touch with your guidance counselor?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    not the first time thats been said to me...try again...
    dane cook fans are very passionate. plus they all wear black tanktops and have venomy spit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    Pete, this concerns me. Is there a way to get in touch with your guidance counselor?
    dont have one. yay small private schools

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    pineapple when does your HBO special come out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmb555 View Post
    pineapple when does your HBO special come out?
    HBO specials are for amateurs.

    Amateur.

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    The Final Report: Pineapple Pete
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    Dane Cook is the new Carrot Top.

    Blah.

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    Dane Cook copies other comedians bits, hes decent at best. If he was an overweight slob he wouldnt have any recognition for being funny. Fans of him also dont know anything about real comedy or they wouldnt like him in the first place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wisconsinboozer View Post
    If he was an overweight slob he wouldnt have any recognition for being funny.
    I disagree. He might get more. There are many more "unattractive" comedians who are taken seriously than there are model-turned-comedians or what have you.

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    Dane Cook would be funny if he wasn't so loud.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    Dane Cook is ok... doesnt deserve all of the attention he gets though.

    Demetri Martin, Frank Caliendo, Gabriel Iglesias, and DC Benny are my favs.

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    Demetri Martin is great. I really love Margaret Cho too.

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    i was listening to this show on Rawdog comedy (sirius) and they were playing his sketches followed up by other comedians who origionally did the sketch... Dane cook would be funny if he did them first..

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    i LOVE dane...hes funny. i really dont get this new "hate dane" trend goin on. honestly can someone explain? this board is really the only place i feel the hate

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    [A lot of] the people on this board are funnier than the average human. Funny people hate Dane Cook. It's quite simple.

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    Louis CK is my favorite comedian at the moment. Lucky Louie was hit or miss but his stand up is killer.

    Lisa Lampernelli or however you spell is name cracks me up too. Sometimes you just need a dirty word fix\\

    dane cook is pretty lame

    no one is worse than Mencia. He steals tons of bits and still not even funny.
    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.

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    I fucking love Dane Cook with every fiber of my being. I dug Dane before he got all the boy band-esque fame, which is somewhat irritating now, but he's still hilarious.

    "whopper cheeesee pickles cheese pickles, pickles, pickles cheese...sweet and sour sauce on my pussssyyyy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by whynotsmile99 View Post
    Louis CK is my favorite comedian at the moment. Lucky Louie was hit or miss but his stand up is killer.

    Lisa Lampernelli or however you spell is name cracks me up too. Sometimes you just need a dirty word fix\\

    dane cook is pretty lame

    no one is worse than Mencia. He steals tons of bits and still not even funny.
    Louis CK was the main person he stole from, everything from the itchy butt skit to the "when someones about to get hit by a car all you can say is whoayawa"

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    hahahahah the bk lounge IS pretty clutch...my personal favorite is the kool aide man...ohhhhh yaaa! ohhh no you glass bitch! lol i really dont get how people can watch him and NOT laugh. ehh fuck it, dane cook= funniest guy for awhiiiiiiiiiiile

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    The point is that Dane Cook isn't a comedian. He's a caricature. Comedians don't like him because he does a disservice to the craft and tradition they have built up over decades. I don't like him because he's irritating and gimmicky.
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    Just thinking about Dane Cook bores me. He makes Louie Anderson seem like Dave Chappelle by comparison.

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    Jim Gaffigan is way more funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    [A lot of] the people on this board are funnier than the average human. Funny people hate Dane Cook. It's quite simple.
    Well put....
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    his 15 minutes should be up by now.

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    to each his own...but he makes people laugh, and tons at that, including me. i honestly believe no comedian can compare to dane as of RIGHT now...

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