He's broke because his ex-wife took all his money in the divorce.
You think he likes being on a FOX sitcom, working NFL Sundays, endorsing Vaseline AND Subway?
No money to fix his teeth.
whats there to fix? he would have to add in an extra tooth. All the retainers in the world are not gonna bring the the straits of strahan back together.
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Sure they can be fixed. When my brother was younger, his 2nd set of teeth grew back in like that. An oral surgeon cut the space between the gums out and then banded the two front teeth together forcing it to heal with the teeth growing together.
Funny, but a space between the teeth makes you wonder why a person doesn't do anything, yet, a nail or screw put through someone's tongue makes sense? *giggles
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I was being serious the guy has like no money.