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    Default Is there a Satan?

    In response to the 'Is there a God Thread?'
    Id like to ask all you intelligent people if there is 'Satan'
    Now mind, I am NOT a satanist . I'm just sayin.
    This could also feature 'Dark Magic' and the likes...
    Discuss.

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    Ron Paul 2012!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shaggyduck View Post
    More laser beams is ALWAYS prefered to less laser beams. ALWAYS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
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    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Pat Robertson says yes!

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    The answer is still no. And what exactly do you mean by "satan?"

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    He's the guy who fights jesus...his son turned kenny into a duck-billed platypus...a few years later, he started dating saddam hussein
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    And what exactly do you mean by "satan?"
    have you heard of google image search?


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    One does not speak about the Dark Arts on a public forum.

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    My only thought/opinion on this subject is that if you believe in satan you automatically have to believe in god. It'd be weird to believe in satan but not god, am i right?? I dont believe in a god so therefore it wouldn't make sense for me to believe in a devil, imo.

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    If there's no Satan I'd like to know who the fuck is responsible for me, incidentally.
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    Good question. Maybe I do believe in Satan after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    i found this fascinating! how could they ban this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    i found this fascinating! how could they ban this?
    Because it's the work of the white devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EastLos01 View Post
    Adventures of Mark Twain FTW

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulb View Post
    i found this fascinating! how could they ban this?
    They didn't, and I think it's a movie anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    If there's no Satan I'd like to know who the fuck is responsible for me, incidentally.
    Jews.
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    Like I said, Satan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
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    Shhh, do you hear that pathetic sound of whimpering and then a scratching noise? Yeah, that's me at doorway #34 right now trying to find my own higher power...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    "Raves & XTC"

    It's true. "Dear God" makes a compelling argument.
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    So I should be concerned about my Bikram Werewolf classes?
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    The most commonly used method of suicide varies by country and is partly related to availability. Common methods include: hanging, pesticide poisoning, and firearms. Around 800,000 to a million people die by suicide every year, making it the 10th leading cause of death worldwide.[1][2] Rates are higher in men than in women, with males three to four times more likely to kill themselves than females.[3] There are an estimated 10 to 20 million non-fatal attempted suicides every year.[4] Attempts are more common in young people and females.
    Views on suicide have been influenced by broad existential themes such as religion, honor, and the meaning of life. The Abrahamic religions traditionally consider suicide an offense towards God due to the belief in the sanctity of life. During the samurai era in Japan, seppuku was respected as a means of atonement for failure or as a form of protest. Sati, a now outlawed Hindu funeral practice, expected the widow to immolate herself on her husband's funeral pyre, either willingly or under pressure from the family and society.[5]
    Suicide and attempted suicide, while previously criminally punishable, is no longer in most Western countries. It remains a criminal offense in most Islamic countries. In the 20th and 21st centuries, suicide in the form of self-immolation has been used as a medium of protest, and kamikaze and suicide bombings have been used as a military or terrorist tactic.[6]
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    There is no God or Satan outside of our perceived reality. The "forces of good and evil" exist, and have been characterized in the same Freedom Fighter/ Terrorist fashion people typically use. When you look at it that way, God and Satan are a part of each of us. Some people can control it, and most people can't, as they're too lazy, or just don't care. I'm pretty sure this is also how the authors of the Christian Bible felt, though they knew that most people could more readily identify with these characterizations. Is there a Satan/ compelling evil force? Yes. If you haven't had any brushes with extreme good or evil, then you're probably a very fortunate person. Mostly only bad/ weak people can be used by these evil forces. Evil cannot be used by Evil, as Good cannot be used by Good. Usery is a respect to Evil, and a disrespect to Good. There is pride in true good/ evil that badness/ laziness can never achieve.

    Was your question more asking about the existence of demons, or the philosophy of Satan/ evil? Magic can be real, but once again, you can only curse the weak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
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