What are your chances of getting your end away at coachella?

[Cammo]

Fake uh British accent?

[lickety_spit]

''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

*SLAP!*

"How do, bitch?"
my new favorite greeting. thank you.

[iammrcandyman]

Give a girl chemicals and she'll be on your dick pretty fucking fast.

[juloxx]

Nothing gets bitches wetter than a British accent, especially if you also sound rich. Talk about how you still have negroes working the fields in your second manor.

[CellarOwl]

I've been using this to practice my British accent for the last couple of months:

http://baconorbeercan.com/

My Jamaican too.

[MissingPerson]

Talk about how you still have negroes working the fields in your second manor.

Britain abolished slavery before the US did and never had a black peasantry as such. This would give you right away, yank.

[M Sparks]

Britain abolished slavery before the US did and never had a black peasantry as such. This would give you right away, yank.

Brit-speak works on American men, too. (swoon)

[Kaimyrdin]

So how about a Kiwi / Aussie accent with a touch of Brit in it? That work for anyone?

[coachellalove]

I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
Ask and you shall receive my friend.

ill sleep with Jremy at the drop of a hat.

just sayin.

[freshdirect]

So how about a Kiwi / Aussie accent with a touch of Brit in it? That work for anyone?

yes, yes. very much so.

[daxton]

Don't know about everyone else, but I'm pretty much over the English, Aussie, Kiwi accents. I'll take Irish or Scottish any day, though. Much more interesting.

[gaypalmsprings]

[donkey sex]

one in five

[Jennyaye]

... I've always wanted to do it with a blind musician...

[intuitionn]

this might help you out.

[DaftpunkisWhere]

it means pretty much whore. if you call a mexican a puta or puto you should be ready to fight, apparently its the worst thing you can say to "them".

Yes..Dont say that to "Us"