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    Default What are your chances of getting your end away at coachella?

    This is mainly for the campers,

    I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

    where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!

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    If you're British is should be relatively easy. Just make sure you have a good "charming" accent ready and you'll get your hole.
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    Default Re: What are your chances of getting your end away at coachella?

    I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
    Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
    Ask and you shall receive my friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jremy View Post
    I will agree with Monklish (I've never said that before) foreigners really have an edge in this category.
    Judging by the phrasing in the thread title you clearly are British.
    Ask and you shall receive my friend.

    christ!

    that easy eh, i have been to florida 3 times and have never found it works, maybee because all they see everyday is brits?
    i was in a club down in clearwater once & this group of stunning broads (american) were saying 'talk....just talk i love it'

    thats the closest i got, i just talked. i in turn love your accent

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    Try asking them to blow you next time.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Try asking them to blow you next time.
    ''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

    *SLAP!*

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    Quote Originally Posted by travis_grant View Post
    ''how doo bitch, fancy having a go on my wanger''

    *SLAP!*
    While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    lol, that just might work
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    girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    While wearing a monocle and pokin at her tits with a cane
    hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by travis_grant View Post
    This is mainly for the campers,

    I know most dont go there TO find a mate but those who do, how do you get on in finding a random girl or guy (never a hard task) who is willing to sleep with you at the drop of a hat lol?

    where im from we have events like creamfields & the last time i was there i saw people going at it behind dance tents, in port loo's etc!
    if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    if it's never a hard task, what's the point of this thread?
    i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

    thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

    if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.

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    You mix your colloquialisms, sir.

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    slang
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    Quote Originally Posted by travis_grant View Post
    I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.
    just explain it to the birds that way and i'm sure they'll drop trou immediately
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    Quote Originally Posted by travis_grant View Post
    i meant 'girls getting a guy to sleep with them'

    thats never a hard task, if a girl wants to have sex with someone, she IS going to get it! IF she is the slightest bit hot, 99% of men are going to drop their pants like a bad habbit.

    if its the other way round, things are a whole lot trickier. I'm asking, when at events of this sort when everyone is off their box on anything & everything, the rules seem to be a little more relaxed & some go getters might have a chance of being balls deep in some birds ass, no?.
    as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.
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    this thread is icky.

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.
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    Im hoping my AmeriCalifornia accent gets me some luverly crumpet at Glasto
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by beavington View Post
    as the compliments about brits and their accents come in, he gets way more british.

    tooshay haha

    p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mickjagger00 View Post
    yes it the foreign accent that gets them every time.
    Seriously hope this is true.

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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    ha "puta" is spanish slang for whore/bitch/slut, it's a blanket term for a woman you don't like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanyb View Post
    girls like Australian guys hey? I'm totally in
    You'll have to wear one of those hats with all the corks and some of those Steve Irwin hotpants to get the best out of it though.

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    Just pull it out and walk around saying
    "oo wants a go at me tallywacker!"

    You'll have to say it in a very sterotypical accent too. I would go for a mockney one.

    Also flap it around. I'm sure you can't fail!

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    Hell, just make up an accent, tell people you're from Burundi. Nobody knows what Burundi should sound like, they won't cop.

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    Nice idea MP. I think your idea will help people avoid jail.

    I suppose with my idea they were going to get picked up by someone. That someone might be the cops and they might tazer you but I'm sure the wizard got some wherever he got taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by travis_grant View Post
    tooshay haha

    p.s what does 'puta' mean? every bar/club i went in when i was in america i see the word puta scrolled across the toilet wall. Is it something to do with slutty women?
    it means pretty much whore. if you call a mexican a puta or puto you should be ready to fight, apparently its the worst thing you can say to "them".
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    (someone should give me Sufjan Stevens tickets, aint got none of those)

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