Official 2010 Lineup Announcement Drinking Game Thread

[malcolmjamalawesome]

So, now that we've got the "wait for it" and the winky thingy, I propose we formulate a 2010 Lineup Announcement party/drinking game.

If they just drop the poster on us unannounced, it makes this more difficult. BUT, if we get some forewarning as to when the lineup is coming, I say that we all (1) commit to starting drinking 2 hours prior and (2) make up rules for a drinking game that we can participate in prior to, during, and after the announcement.

Now would be a good time to discuss and propose rules.

I'll start: Orbital not on the lineup - take 5 drinks

[sbessiso]

Gorillaz headlining-smoke a blunt

[amyzzz]

That's not drinking.

[paulthomasanderson]

David Bowie headlining - overdose.

[psycobetabuckdown]

soundgarden headlining, rub one out to ke$ha

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Someone posts lamenting a conflict they are certain to happen within 20 minutes of lineup announcement - take 2 drinks.

[superfiction]

soundgarden headlining, rub one out to ke$ha

lololol

[fatbastard]

I'll just drink as all of you play.

[TommyboyUNM]

Someone posts about how it's only a matter of time before Bowie gets added - take 2 drinks.

[hawkingvsreeve]

Everytime someone complains about how Daft isn't on the lineup - 1 drink

[stinkbutt]

take a drink for every band that has a same word in their name

a la the "black" bands of 08

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Someone asks when additions come out within 1 hour of lineup announcement - take a drink

[psycobetabuckdown]

if it's Gorillaz, Muse, Rolling Stones in any order, take 3 drinks

[hawkingvsreeve]

Someone asks about set times within 1 hour of lineup announcement - 1 drink

[malcolmjamalawesome]

if it's Gorillaz, Muse, Rolling Stones in any order, take 5 drinks

Fixed.

[Hannahrain]

Drink for every band in the bottom two lines that you've already seen.

[paulthomasanderson]

Lady Gaga somehow ends up on the lineup - take seven shots

[malcolmjamalawesome]

First time someone posts a hurt/heal joke after the lineup announcement - everyone takes 2 drinks

[psycobetabuckdown]

i thought 3 was good, 1 for each. whatevs.

if the biggest sahara name is a fucking dj set, take a drink

[Monklish]

One drink for every act the Confirmed thread was sure couldn't be there because they were playing somewhere far away a couple days before the fest.

[hawkingvsreeve]

How about a drink for every DJ set.

[Monklish]

Obviously, one drink for every old school member who says they're not attending based on the lineup.

[TommyboyUNM]

If there are duplicate threads for any artist on the lineup, take 1 drink per thread.

9 Muse threads + 2 Edward Sharpe threads = 11 drinks

[malcolmjamalawesome]

How about a drink for every DJ set.

Perfect. But it has to actually say "DJ SET", right?

[J~$$$$]

Just drink.

[Hannahrain]

Ongoing: drink for every formatting change in subsequent revisions.

[amyzzz]

One drink for every act the Confirmed thread was sure couldn't be there because they were playing somewhere far away a couple days before the fest.

i like this

[psycobetabuckdown]

so that's at least blackswan

edit: @ monklish

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Long-winded diatribe about how Goldenvoice has fucked the true fans over with this lineup - everyone takes 4 drinks.

[Mr. Fuzz]

One drink for every transgender artist.