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    Exclamation For Sale : Sand

    For all those who are staying at Coachella, I offer you :






    Sand
    Mounds and mounds of sand.
    If you are nice, I will tell you all the places in the desert that contain sand.









































    Please do not contact the poster in regards to sand. Sand is a fictitious object in Indio, California
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    Default Re: For Sale : Sand

    No thanks, we're good. Monklish has enough packed away in his Vagina that we wont need some for quite some time. Thanks for the offer though!

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    may i purchase from you, ONE, sand?
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Default Re: For Sale : Sand

    Sure. Would you like it sandy or sanded?
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    Do you offer vagina refills? I'm running a little low after Lufs sucked out most of the contents of my squish factory.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Our sand comes from Vietnam?
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    Default Re: For Sale : Sand

    Land is cheaper. It makes sense.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Someone please add this guy to the ban list.
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    Default Re: For Sale : Sand

    When there was no more crawdads to be had, we ate sand.

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    You ate what?
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    Well, Indio's just getting greedy now! I mean, jacking up the prices for hotels was one thing, but now the sand too? Christ...

    BTW, I'll be heading to the Girl's Only Thread here shortly with that term, "squish factory." LOL
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    When there was no more crawdads to be had, we ate sand.
    I've never eaten a crawdad, nor a crawmom, but I did try eating sand once when I was a small child... I bet the OP would sell more if he offered salt water on the side.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    God dammit.
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    Did you click on "view post" or something, Brando?


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    I have nobody on ignore actually. Dangerous, I know.


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    Bobert and I were going to have a moment and it got ruined is all.
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    Just as bad.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    I have nobody on ignore actually. Dangerous, I know.


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    Bobert and I were going to have a moment and it got ruined is all.
    In other words, his squish just got squashed.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    What?
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    squish factory

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    So.... how much?
    14 in a row = 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012a, 2012b, 2013a, 2013b, 2014a, 2014b


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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkingvsreeve View Post
    You ate what?
    We ate sand.

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    Dass right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    We ate sand.

    and we liked it!
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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    i smoked a blunt last night. dropped it in the sand once. picked it up, brushed it off, continued smokin'. sand in my teef.
    LOL! <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Do you offer vagina refills? I'm running a little low after Lufs sucked out most of the contents of my squish factory.
    Oh well that's just silly. A man cant suck a desert dry!

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    Sand in teeth is better than sand in diaper.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    Oh well that's just silly. A man cant suck a desert dry!
    Aw, don't sell yourself short, Judge. I heard you can suck just about anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Default Re: For Sale : Sand

    Aw thanks pal, but I mean c'mon, even a remora couldnt suck you dry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lufs-al-ot View Post
    Aw thanks pal, but I mean c'mon, even a remora couldnt suck you dry!
    Is that the thing the Jews light on chanukah?

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    ha, well, they do have some crazy traditions


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