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    Actually I don't really care about your holidays. Have I missed anything of note in the last two weeks?

    Incidentally, I always hated it when other people made these threads in the past, but now that I'm doing it it seems pretty fucking cool.
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    Hipsters sure make people angry. I'm glad I'll never be labeled a hipster.
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    Too fat for skinny jeans?
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    How very Randy of you.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Amyzzz still thinks people care.

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    zzzzz
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    I had no idea you were gone. Merry Christmas?

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    I survived swine flu.

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    Soundgarden are reuniting.

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    Dani confirmed Bowie is headlining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I had no idea you were gone. Merry Christmas?
    It was actually a pretty exceptional Christmas given the track record since 2003. Much credit goes to Ivy on that front.

    What was really awesome about it was on Christmas Day I called my brother who was up in SF with my mother and sister, an experiment in family activity we'd tried pulling off at least three years in the last six only to all grow crazed and angry at dealing with each other within about a day, mostly due to my brother being a goddamn lunatic. When I called he was clearly drunk and angry and wanted to regale me with a conference of him and mom on the phone describing their adventures earlier in the day when they argued bitterly about needing to leave to get to a movie on time, arrived to find out it was sold out, then argued about where to eat, where to park to eat there, and finally ended up at some terrible diner out of desperation where my brother ate nothing, drank excessively, and everybody went to bed absurdly angry.

    I quickly excused myself from the phone call and went back to banging my girlfriend. Christmas isn't so bad if you leave your fucking family out of it.
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    tl;dr

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    Ahh, feels good to be back. I only wish that in my absence Young Blood had gotten funny.

    What'd you get for Christmas, YB? A shoulder parrot?
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    ayyyyyeeeee

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    Pirate Fonzie.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Bagman was kinda funny.




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    What's a Bagman?
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    So it took you about an hour to get banned, well done monk.
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    Banned twice, no less.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Much credit goes to Ivy on that front.

    I quickly excused myself from the phone call and went back to banging my girlfriend.
    I don't see the connection between these two comments. I thought you were Jewish, anyways.
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    Default Re: How Were Your Holidays, You Assholes?

    GPS, you really need to leave in the contextual elements that make your quotes form a following statement.

    Judaism is pretty weak this time of year. No tree, only a reasonable necessary number of light sources. ****** shit.
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    You got a poll.
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    Ron put me on ignore yesterday. This is a substantial achievement on my part.
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