The Lurker Confessional...

[Jremy]

Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

Along that road, I made mistakes; asked questions that had already been answered; made closed minded comments that which I later regretted, and of course the occasional unecessary thread. Who could forget this gem from last year:
http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25251
or how about this one
http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28680 <-(I know, wtf)

I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.

[rskapcat]

*giggle* Welcome.

[paulthomasanderson]

lolz

[Monklish]

... I have to imagine there's another thread he could've posted this in.

[canexplain]

... I have to imagine there's another thread he could've posted this in.

Maybe "The Opposite of what I mean thread" jk cr****

[runbowsky]

[heart cooks brain]

As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

thanks, ill be that one dude

[Monklish]

As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

Heart cooks brain, leaving only the gay parts to survive.

[rage patton]

As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.

I like your name. Good song. From one of my favorite albums of all time.

[heart cooks brain]

Heart cooks brain, leaving only the gay parts to survive.

Its almost 2010.. gay isn't an insult anymore...fuck your hat

[biggfoot17]

Its almost 2010.. gay isn't an insult anymore...fuck your hat

lolz

[Ardentbiscuit]

Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

Along that road, I made mistakes; asked questions that had already been answered; made closed minded comments that which I later regretted, and of course the occasional unecessary thread. Who could forget this gem from last year:
http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25251
or how about this one
http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28680 <-(I know, wtf)

I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.

You shouldn't worry about it, this board is a carnival of carnage compared to other message boards.

[captncrzy]

Monklish is Kaiser Soze.

[higgybaby23]

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34800

Touche.