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    Default The Lurker Confessional...

    Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
    I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

    Along that road, I made mistakes; asked questions that had already been answered; made closed minded comments that which I later regretted, and of course the occasional unecessary thread. Who could forget this gem from last year:
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25251
    or how about this one
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28680 <-(I know, wtf)

    I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

    I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.
    Check out my video from Coachella 2009: http://vimeo.com/8813764
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    ill sleep with Jremy at the drop of a hat.

    just sayin.

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    *giggle* Welcome.
    My name is Becca. Hi.

    Facebook, yo.
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    If it was supposed to be a joke, there'd be a cat in the picture somewhere. That's how you can tell, on the internet.

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    Default Re: The Lurker Confessional...

    lolz

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    ... I have to imagine there's another thread he could've posted this in.
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    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    ... I have to imagine there's another thread he could've posted this in.
    Maybe "The Opposite of what I mean thread" jk cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

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    SWAG

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    As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.
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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    thanks, ill be that one dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.
    Heart cooks brain, leaving only the gay parts to survive.
    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Fuck you and fuck Haiti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    As I am joining late in the game, I will quickly introduce myself. You people are quite hilarious. I eapecially like how monklish is a douche. Thank you for hours of entertainment, all of you, and I shall see you at the polo field.
    I like your name. Good song. From one of my favorite albums of all time.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hatinisbad View Post
    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monklish View Post
    Heart cooks brain, leaving only the gay parts to survive.
    Its almost 2010.. gay isn't an insult anymore...fuck your hat
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    Its almost 2010.. gay isn't an insult anymore...fuck your hat
    lolz
    Quote Originally Posted by morelifefucker View Post
    The drugs dont work as well on sunday as they worked on friday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jremy View Post
    Friends, Ravers, Party animals... lend me your ears,
    I have sinned. I've been an avid Coachella fan for 3.5 years now, and twas only recently that I discovered the boards. Never before had I been a member of a forum. A world of knowledge, humor, and comradery had been unveiled. You all have taught me everything I know about message boards.

    Along that road, I made mistakes; asked questions that had already been answered; made closed minded comments that which I later regretted, and of course the occasional unecessary thread. Who could forget this gem from last year:
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25251
    or how about this one
    http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28680 <-(I know, wtf)

    I made more mistakes than Tiger Woods did in his marriage. I now see the error in my ways. Today is a new day. I wanna get my PLUR on just as much as the next guy, I will dispose of my aids needlez properly, and so help me god, I will find the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

    I open this thread to get the proverbial monkey off of my back, but also as an open forum for anyone who has disgraced the sacred boards. With dates announced I realize that we're gonna be spending a LOT of time together, so I felt it wise to turn over a new leaf.
    You shouldn't worry about it, this board is a carnival of carnage compared to other message boards.

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    Monklish is Kaiser Soze.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Touche.

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