A thread for old people

[keriann]

Are you going to play golf? I can only let you stay in this thread if your answer is yes.

[bballarl]

Duh, the Old Course.

[keriann]

Phew. You're safe.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Duh, the Old Course.

You have to run down the beach beside the Old Course in slow motion with Vangelis Chariots of Fire music playing, cos that's where they filmed that scene!

[bballarl]

Excellent. I will do so.

[offyerhead]

So Offyerhead, you must be an ex-pat too, huh?

Technically. I was born in Glasgow but moved to Vancouver when I was one. I did play against Raith Rovers though when my university team did a tour of the UK in 1988. It was actually one of the most memorable games I've played in and I've played tons.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

1988 Rovers, huh. Let's see. Mickey Cameron? Shaun Dennis? Gordon Dalziel? That's all the names I'm coming up with. Must be getting senile!

[amyzzz]

I think I'm too old for this thread. 22 is not old, people.

[offyerhead]

I think I'm too old for this thread. 22 is not old, people.

Agreed. If you're closer to my elder son's age than mine you're not old. So according to my Texas Instruments graphing calculator you must be at least 28 years old to post here.

[Yablonowitz]

My nurse said I had a lot of corn in my stool this morning.

[TomAz]

I feel this sudden urge to drive a Buick.

[vinylmartyr]

Its cold in here.

[TomAz]

these kids with their music today. oy. what a racket!

[TheGunslinger138]

My bursitis is acting up. Goddamn skater punks are outside in the street. I hope they get hit by a car.

[keriann]

We can talk about things other than being old too. I just needed a haven from the youth.

[TomAz]

I think it's funny how you define youth though. Ha ha ha ha funny. that kind of funny.

[keriann]

I am glad you like my hilarious joke.

[TomAz]

I guffawed.

[NeverMyopic]

I forgot where I put that damn Geritol!

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

You know what is really funny?


......er......aw crap I forgot!

[fober]

WHAT IS THIS INTERNET MY GRANDSON KEEPS TALKING ABOUT

[TomAz]

it's already loaded on to my computer

[All That I Am]

I've fallen...and i can't get up.

[dinosaurateme]

this thread is full of old people. GROOOSSSSSS.

[TomAz]

you just wait, kiddo.

[kroqken]

Ageism is bullshit. ALL AGES SHOULD BE WELCOME as long as they follow the rules and are on the constructive side.

[jackstraw94086]

this coming from a guy who won't date over 19.

[kroqken]

The girl I like is 24.

[fober]

The girl I like is 24.

Notice he didn't include a measure of units with the '24'.

[HowToDisappear]

I feel this sudden urge to drive a Buick.

Already do.