A thread for old people

[mountmccabe]

I used to wear flip-up sunglasses like baseball players used to wear. I'm sure they looked awful.

And my last pair of glasses had clip-on sunglass-thingy covers but I lost them.

[bballarl]

Did you burst into "Sweet Caroline"?

[mountmccabe]

You are not allowed to rip on "Sweet Caroline"

[Tylerdurden31]

Did you burst into "Sweet Caroline"?

you get out of here. Aren't you hoodlums supposed to be terrorizing some shopkeep for pennycandies?

[full on idle]

HAHahahhahahahaa


this thread saves the day

[keriann]

I don't think he would have liked that too much. He was trying to be all incognito. I guess he was tired of women throwing themselves at him. Had to viciously protect his privacy.

[bballarl]

Damn. I want to see him live.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

I saw a Neil Diamond gig a couple of years back. He's still got it, I tell ya.

The following night I was at Flogging Molly.

Strange days indeed.

Ooooh my prostate hurts!

[bballarl]

I want to see Tom Jones too. And I'm not joking. They should do a double bill.

[keriann]

Hey John Peel dude, where did you live in Scotland?

[Tylerdurden31]

I haven't been able to go to sleep yet. I like to sleep on my stomach and the viagra isn't making that easy.

[full on idle]

I'm dozing off to the ten o'clock news. In my easy chair. I've slippers on.

[bballarl]

Were you watching PBS earlier? And drinking hot water!?

[keriann]

Are you going to do crosswords next?

[full on idle]

I fucking love crosswords and I'm not even making that up.

[keriann]

You are old.

[full on idle]

I know, right?

[bballarl]

Valarie, your avatar is decidedly un-old. Please change it to Warner Sallman's Head of Christ or something.

[full on idle]

I can't hear you.

[SojuGorae]

I'm 25 years young. But liquor store cashiers and grocers keep me down whenever they don't ask for my ID. Those fuckers.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Hey John Peel dude, where did you live in Scotland?

I lived mostly in Edinburgh, but I'm originally from Fife - near where the Proclaimers, Big Country, Nazareth, KT Tunstall and Dougray Scott from Mission Impossible 2 come from!

[keriann]

Sweet, Edinburgh is awesome. I visited there last summer. Why the hell did you move over here?

[full on idle]

Excuse me, but this is the greatest country in the world.

[offyerhead]

It's nice and calm here. I like this. The kids on some of those other threads...

So John Peel CP, would living in Fife make you a Raith Rovers fan?

[keriann]

[desphrs]

You are not allowed to rip on "Sweet Caroline"

IAWTC. Neil Diamond is money.

Speaking of money, I spent my Social Security on VIP passes.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

Sweet, Edinburgh is awesome. I visited there last summer. Why the hell did you move over here?

My wife is from Milwaukee. You know what they say about home being where the heart is.

I love it here now.

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

It's nice and calm here. I like this. The kids on some of those other threads...

So John Peel CP, would living in Fife make you a Raith Rovers fan?

Raith is my home town team, so I always have a sneaky check online to see how they do every week, but since 1976 I've been a mad Dons fan, for better or worse!

[John Peel is My Co-pilot]

So Offyerhead, you must be an ex-pat too, huh?

[bballarl]

I'm visiting my friend who is going to school at St. Andrew's in May. I've never been to Europe before.