A thread for old people

[keriann]

There has been a takeover. I'm trying to decide on the age limit here. Let's say 22+.

We can talk about 401(k)s, liking Midlake, and being old.

[mountmccabe]

Hahahahahfdjs.

Ow. I think I pulled a muscle.

[keriann]

You have to be careful of those things when you are old.

[wmgaretjax]

I started my 401(k) at 18... I'm 21 and I don't much like midlake. where do I fit in in this thread.... i feel so alone.

[keriann]

This is not the thread for you. I am sorry. But there are about 9.93 million other threads for you. Don't worry.

[full on idle]

yeah

[full on idle]

I want to talk about fiber.

[mountmccabe]

Mmm, we drove through Dateland and I got like 2 pounds of dates. Yummy.

[full on idle]

What trip were you on anyways John?

ps I'm eating dried cherries.

[mountmccabe]

Me and other members of my family were visiting my dad who was in Mexico on Business. It's a thing old people do.

I got a stuffed wool armadillo.

[keriann]

Dates are good old people food. My grandparents loved dates. And grapefruit.

[mountmccabe]

Also I am pretty sure my sister fully likes at least some tmg now. But "Woke Up New" was skipping so that was bad.

It was a burned CD, tho so I'm OK.

[full on idle]

Did you wear sunscreen?
ps your sister is a smart woman. Exceptionally mature.

I lost Get Lonely on mp3 somehow. I need to find the cd in my trunk of cds that's in the trunk of my automobile.

[desphrs]

U KIDZ GET OFF MI LAWN

[keriann]

How was the weather?

[bballarl]

Everywhere you goooooooooooo...always take the weatherrrrrrrrr with yoouuuuuuu

[full on idle]

Desphrs, I'm not sure your "internet-lingo" is something that old people will respond to.

Andrew get your teenaged ass out of here.

[mountmccabe]

I wore sunscreen on Saturday when we went down to San Felipe and walked around the boardwalk and the beach and the tourist shops and whatnot.

It was warm and sunny. I wore shorts almost the whole time. But it actually rained in Mexicali on Sunday night/Monday morning. This happens like once a year.

[full on idle]

did you wear black socks with sandals?

[bballarl]

Did you wear the intense old people sunglasses?

[mountmccabe]

I forgot to bring sandals. And I don't wear sunglasses cause of the wearing of regular glasses. Because my eyes are so bad. Because I'm old.

[mountmccabe]

Actually I've been wearing regular glasses for near 20 years.

[keriann]

You'll have to get the kind that turn dark in the sun.

[full on idle]

Well, it's 10:00. Time for bed.

[Tylerdurden31]

I'm old...I look like a white prune.

[keriann]

Or clip-ons. I saw a guy at Magic Mountain with a really sweet pair of clip-ons. I think they might be making a comeback.

[bballarl]

You guys want to go see Neil Diamond?

[mountmccabe]

Ha. I went to sleep several hours ago. I just got up to go pee.

[full on idle]

hahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha

[keriann]

Neil Diamond came into the restaurant I used to work at. I think he was the most swooned-over celebrity I ever came across. A bunch of older ladies came up to ask me all giddily if that was Neil Diamond sitting in the corner. He is very scary looking up close.