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    I always thought she was lame, until I saw her asks Dave Letterman this:

    Dave: Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do?

    Portman: This year we're doing it at my house. Where are you doing it this year?

    Dave: Good question...

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    Thanks for posting something the entire internet hasn't seen 4 million times already, Nbv.
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    I bet someone here hasn't seen it. It's necessary to show how awesome she is.

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    What line of makeup does she endorse, Supre?
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    hahahaha. HEY POT!!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?


    and this


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    id blow a hole right through her cervix
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    I don't understand how the letterman thing makes her cooler than she already was. She's Natalie Portman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt
    I know it's hard, but try not to turn into GPS. It is just unfortunate for us all.

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    about time someone cast those two lookalikes as brothers.

    Fingercuffs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    about time someone cast those two lookalikes as brothers.

    Fingercuffs?
    Ya rly. I always thought they looked alike (i think the idea was tossed around that Jake was gonna step in for Spiderman at one point).

    Oh, and Topher Grace looks like them too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    Dave: Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do?

    Portman: This year we're doing it at my house. Where are you doing it this year?

    Dave: Good question...
    She's practical like that, because she's a Gemini.

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    Natalie is a Goddess. That rap is a slice of fried heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    about time someone cast those two lookalikes as brothers.

    Fingercuffs?
    Yeah, I honestly thought Jake Gyllehol (or however you spell it) was Toby Macguire for, like, a year. That's no joke.

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    And she got a degree from Harvard. Shes pretty and can read? A double threat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Nipples View Post
    id blow a hole right through her cervix
    if her cervix DIDN'T have a hole in it it'd be a lil worrisome
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    another hole
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    Once you see her attempt to kill a cop in The Professional, you know the girl is going to grow up stupid hot.

    Still waiting for that sequel NAT!@#!@
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleeping Lion View Post

    Still waiting for that sequel NAT!@#!@
    me too...
    or her sex tape (an appearance of her cervix is not a requirement)
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I always thought she was lame, until I saw her asks Dave Letterman this:

    Dave: Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner? What do you do?

    Portman: This year we're doing it at my house. Where are you doing it this year?

    Dave: Good question...
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    Can I love anything affiliated with The Phantom Menace?
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    This scene more than atones for her role in the disgraceful shitbox that is Phantom Menace
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    "Closer" was an unbelievable piece of shit and so is your face.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    he made the mistake of mentioning that one instead of "Hotel Chevalier" (short film from Darjeeling Limited)
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    I did some good work in here. She is definitely on my island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmycrackcorn View Post
    me too...
    or her sex tape (an appearance of her cervix is not a requirement)
    Not me, DVDA or gtfo!
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    I like this thread in the morning.

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