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  • Steve Aoki

    78 51.32%
  • Deadmau5

    18 11.84%
  • Crystal Castles

    13 8.55%
  • Busy P

    14 9.21%
  • Uffie

    29 19.08%
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    simple. take the most hated people on here and find out who's king. go
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    Where is MSTRKRFT, Crookers, and Bloody Beatroots?
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    playing good music. unlike anyone listed
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    i like all the people who are choices..
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    Everyone but the Mau5!!!
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    i dont feel as though pedro should be on this list
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    I'd kill Aoki first

    he'd probably taste like kobe beef

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    Why isnt there an option for Randy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Why isnt there an option for Randy.
    Why commit murder when there is such high probability for a "sooner than later" death?
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    Just set fire to the Sahara!
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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    Why commit murder when there is such high probability for a "sooner than later" death?
    somebody should start a pool...

    he'd probably get in on it.
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    I was gonna pick Uffie but a little bit of fuckable goes a long way
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    Well, would we have to kill Alice and Ethan? That seems like so much work.

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    Steve Aoki's always a safe bet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Where is MSTRKRFT, Crookers, and Bloody Beatroots?
    Seriously. Yet Crystal Castles makes it on here?

    Oh, but please keep Jesse F. Keeler alive. I need a Death From Above 1979 reunion.
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    stop the presses! another thread about the same people that the coachella message boards talk shit on all the time.

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    lets move on guys, we all know what popular sentiment towards the subjects at hand is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbvcide View Post
    i like all the people who are choices..
    i could tolerate that statement if Aoki wasnt in the mix. If anyone admits to liking Aoki they have no valid opinion on music whatsoever.
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    I chose Uffie since I've listened to her the least.
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    Whoa whoa whoa "kill"? You hippies would never actually act on this anyway.

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    Everyone that has voted for Aoki must have been lucky enough to not see Uffie in 08.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Seriously. Yet Crystal Castles makes it on here?

    Oh, but please keep Jesse F. Keeler alive. I need a Death From Above 1979 reunion.
    Um...Crystal Castles live. Alice's "singing" makes me want to stab my ears. I have no problems with their recorded music, though. They don't top my murder list, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELECtROjan View Post
    simple. take the most hated people on here and find out who's king. go
    I wouldn't exactly call it hate, but everytime I see Aoki on a lineup I cringe just a little bit. (Okay, I cringe a lot.) Is it necessary for him to jump in on someone elses set with his obnoxious behavior?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Well, fuck. I just realized how old this poll is...and how annoying Aoki remains.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Has there ever been a game of marry-fuck-kill on this board?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Has there ever been a game of marry-fuck-kill on this board?
    That thought's occurred to me. It would be very entertaining, make the thread!
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    You do it! People might actually play if you start it.
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    thinking about the sounds that would come out of Alice Glass in bed makes me want to vomit. On the other hand, she isnt fat like Uffie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELECtROjan View Post
    thinking about the sounds that would come out of Alice Glass in bed makes me want to vomit. On the other hand, she isnt fat like Uffie.
    I dont see a huge problem with this:



    BusyP shouldnt be up on this list...since when is he one of the most hated?
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    Uffie and the rest of the people on the list annoy the shit out of me. I don't mind Crystal Castles at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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