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    Lets be honest, no fucking around, who's joining me?

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    doubtful

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    if it's 100% fael safe

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    Most of those fences are pretty tall. You'd better have some sucker on the other side to break your fall.

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    It isn't fael safe. You'll end up in gaol.

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    It is possible. I've known a few people to succeed. But remember, if you get caught, its not just a slap the wrist with a nice security guard gingerly escorting you out, your ass will get thrown in the indi0 city jail. Indi0 can be a not so nice city, especially for little white boys surrounded by big Hispanic gangsters in the city jail. If its worth the risk, then go for it.

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    Where ya gonna try to jump the fence at?

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    Would rushing the gate be a good idea or not?

    Or maybe sneaking in a huge crowd... I doubt that would be a good idea.

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    Or what would be even better is if you pretended you were the ostrich that one person was going to bring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vericuester View Post
    Or what would be even better is if you pretended you were the ostrich that one person was going to bring.
    Dam.. thats what i was thinking

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    Whatever you do just make sure you detail your plans here first. We'll make sure they are ready for you.

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    Sneaking in.....BRILLIANT! Bet GV never thought of that one, the fools!
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...

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    One dude ripped his nutsack open trying this. It's true, ask around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    One dude ripped his nutsack open trying this. It's true, ask around.
    His nutshell? You jest!
    A teenage dream, so hard to beat...

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    In a nutsack, yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    In a nutsack, yes.
    the revolution has begun.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Yes! I don't have a nutsack, so that won't happen.

    I suppose that makes wearing a skirt out of the question then.

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    i'm sure everyone's heard this before but it's true...

    you don't have to be faster than security, you just have to be faster than one of your friends.

    unless there's like 10 securitu guards after you, then you're fucked.

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    word.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    How high are the fences anyway? And wouldn't they kick you out once you get in?

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    wear black pants and a white polo shirt and sneak in as a vendor worker.

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    Wow, that's what I wear anyway!

    I suppose you would need a pass for being a vendor though.

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    Screw this, I just remembered, I don't have money if I'm going to get arrested.

    Oh well.

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    y'all should ask to use michael bluths stairway car deal
    Posted up like Andre Agassi on the tennis court

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    i like you. youre always a step ahead.
    '03 '04 '05 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '12 '13 '13

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    Why not just insight a riot right in front of the main gate? Rage Against the Machine style. Use some homemade naplam with styrofoam and gasoline in a few mickey's bottles. Just light em, bust on the ground, yell "fire, everyone run in where it's safe". Even promoters love this sort of thing. It will only be out of hand for a few minutes, then control of the gate will resume and all the happy people around you got in free (if there were any people stading outside who didnt already buy a ticket, probably just you)

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    Because that would successfully end Coachella for us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by samuel View Post
    Lets be honest, no fucking around, who's joining me?
    Be a man. Walk in like one.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    wear black pants and a white polo shirt and sneak in as a vendor worker.
    that's one of the dumbest things ive read on this board.

    y'all should ask to use michael bluths stairway car deal
    i laughed out loud.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ardentbiscuit View Post
    This is the equivalent of musical water boarding.

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