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    Quote Originally Posted by KooKoo Banana Funtime View Post







    I guess TRIPOD would be fitting when you think about it...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BWahahahaha
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

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    i always thought the idea of a USPS-themed gay bar and/or strip club called "the MALEbox" would be awesome
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    The donger.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    The Banana Peel

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    I think KooKoo Banana Funtime would do the trick, but that's probably the point.
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    Bucket of Goo.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    is that a probably the point in your pocket?

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    wow, this one thread has become a huge remote-linking fail
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    i wonder what Young Blood is typing in his image searches

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    Quote Originally Posted by KooKoo Banana Funtime
    i wonder what Young Blood is typing in his image searches

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    I saw a club in Amsterdam called "Cockring". I didn't go in.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KooKoo Banana Funtime View Post
    is that a probably the point in your pocket?
    Possibly because it just tickled a bit.

    How about "Straight Shooter"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I saw a club in Amsterdam called "Cockring". I didn't go in.

    I was actually listening to some random station here in PHX on Monday and they were interviewing the lead singer from Judas Priest, apparently he has a new book out or something, and they had a very long discussion about this bar and the amount of men in leather chaps and ball gags that frequent it.
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    Peter Pan's Labyrinth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I saw a club in Amsterdam called "Cockring". I didn't go in.


    the fries at Cockring are actually really good

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    Niel & Bob's

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    Randy's.
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    jewface is definitely the gayest one here, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I was actually listening to some random station here in PHX on Monday and they were interviewing the lead singer from Judas Priest, apparently he has a new book out or something, and they had a very long discussion about this bar and the amount of men in leather chaps and ball gags that frequent it.
    Well, dammit, I guess I should have gone in!

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    There is always next time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    Well, dammit, I guess I should have gone in!
    it's okay, we're not judging you
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    shrooms and that club may have been too much, though...i would have laughed at the wrong time and probably ended up getting an actual cockring...by force.

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    i think that fits perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    shrooms and that club may have been too much, though...i would have laughed at the wrong time and probably ended up getting an actual cockring...by force.
    well, now that you've told more of the story, I understand...shrooms and the cockring may very well have been overwhelming
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    Barns and Noble
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