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    My girl friend of 3 years just dumped me. She said I needed to get my life together and move up the social ladder. She dumped me for a sales man at a cell phone kiosk inside my local mall.

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    -_-
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I hope you’re laughing at her stinkbutt.

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    both of you really
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Please have a heart. This is a sad time in my life. Pray for the both of us.

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    The other day, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML.

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    im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.
    http://blogs.1077theend.com/internbryce/

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    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.
    FML.

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    This isn't s good alias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    This isn't s good alias.
    FML.

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    lol
    http://blogs.1077theend.com/internbryce/

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    I bet all those Canucks fans from last year would love it if Mumford & Sons headlined.
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    It is good rioting music.

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    that was good.

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    I look like Supre. FML.

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    Who are you?

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    you look like supre with a penis on his head.

    and sorry about your girlfriend. at least she dumped you for a kiosk fella. you're not missing much if that's the kinda dude she digs.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Fuck this thread.
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    Fuck it up it's stupid ass.

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    Hey, take it easy! Threads have feelings you know!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML

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    WWMD?
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    agreed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
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    agreed.
    God, I've wanted to post that so many times, but I was afraid I'd get myself banned! Now that I've quoted it I feel better and can move on...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Obviously I need to find a life before I can say FML...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    god damnit gps that is horrifying.
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    this guy is actually Bug, yeah?
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