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  1. 11-10-2009, 10:05 PM #1
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    My girl friend of 3 years just dumped me. She said I needed to get my life together and move up the social ladder. She dumped me for a sales man at a cell phone kiosk inside my local mall.
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    -_-
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.
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    I hope you’re laughing at her stinkbutt.
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    both of you really
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Thinking about this some more it seems quite clear to me that they are going to add Daft Punk at the very last minute; that they've planned it that way all along and the late add will be a huge publicity stunt that will benefit both GV/the Coachella brand and DP. It's been there from the beginning.. the weak Britpop headliners Friday; the rumors that DP was gonna play, that it was a done deal, then all of a sudden 'oops, no, not gonna happen'; and now the new album. It's all so obvious.
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    Please have a heart. This is a sad time in my life. Pray for the both of us.
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  7. 11-10-2009, 10:30 PM #7
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    The other day, I overheard my best friend's wife telling their kids to pay attention in school and stay focused on their goals so they don't end up a failure in life like their father's friend, Matt. Hi, my name is Matt and I'm the friend. FML.
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    im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    im pretty sure there's already a thread for this. just sayin.
    FML.
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    This isn't s good alias.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    This isn't s good alias.
    FML.
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    lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyNonStranger View Post
    I bet all those Canucks fans from last year would love it if Mumford & Sons headlined.
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    that was good.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    I look like Supre. FML.
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    Who are you?
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    you look like supre with a penis on his head.

    and sorry about your girlfriend. at least she dumped you for a kiosk fella. you're not missing much if that's the kinda dude she digs.
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  17. 11-11-2009, 12:43 AM #17
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    Default Re: The FML Thread

    Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again.
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  18. 11-11-2009, 10:33 AM #18
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    Fuck this thread.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****
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    Fuck it up it's stupid ass.
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  20. 11-11-2009, 10:56 AM #20
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    Default Re: The FML Thread

    Hey, take it easy! Threads have feelings you know!

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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  21. 11-11-2009, 02:30 PM #21
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    Today, as I was bringing my 3 year old daughter back from daycare, she asked me where her dad was. I tried to explain that I was her father, but she answered "Not you, my other Daddy!". I've got some talking to do tonight... FML
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    WWMD?
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    agreed.
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    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by psychic friend View Post
    agreed.
    God, I've wanted to post that so many times, but I was afraid I'd get myself banned! Now that I've quoted it I feel better and can move on...

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Default Re: The FML Thread

    Obviously I need to find a life before I can say FML...

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    god damnit gps that is horrifying.
    LOL! <33
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    this guy is actually Bug, yeah?
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    Will the friend stop being dead in a few weeks?
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