+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 12 of 12

Thread: Jesus is my friend

  1. 11-03-2009, 07:30 PM #1
    whynotsmile99
    whynotsmile99 is offline
    old school whynotsmile99's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    LA, but I miss Ventura
    Posts
    5,280
    Send a message via AIM to whynotsmile99

    Default Jesus is my friend

    hot shit do i love this

    Then I will hold you down and spit her percolations all over you until you're as greasy as the day she regrets pushing your big fat ass out her big fat cunt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 11-03-2009, 07:38 PM #2
    MassiveChemicalPunk
    MassiveChemicalPunk is offline
    old school MassiveChemicalPunk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    City of God
    Posts
    3,235

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Daaaaaamn... I bet those guys never got any pussy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drewski27 View Post
    i think i would rather suck AIDZ out of gary colemans nutt.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 11-03-2009, 08:14 PM #3
    gaypalmsprings
    gaypalmsprings is offline
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    19,510

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 11-03-2009, 08:17 PM #4
    gaypalmsprings
    gaypalmsprings is offline
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    19,510

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 11-03-2009, 08:23 PM #5
    Still-ill
    Still-ill is offline
    Wheels Of Cheese
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Drinking Milk
    Posts
    6,969

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    This is fantastically catchy.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 11-03-2009, 09:16 PM #6
    rage patton
    rage patton is offline
    Coachella Junkie rage patton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Vancouver BC
    Posts
    25,982

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Im skanking in my room to this.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 11-03-2009, 09:23 PM #7
    MantisMel
    MantisMel is offline
    Member MantisMel's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Places
    Posts
    847
    Send a message via AIM to MantisMel

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Jesus does my gardening and Gorge helps him pick up the grass clippings.
    '01 '02 '03 '04 '06 '07 '08 '09 '10 '11 '12 '13...




    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 11-03-2009, 09:26 PM #8
    daftmonkey64
    daftmonkey64 is offline
    Member daftmonkey64's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    759

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    nobody fucks with de Jesus
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 11-03-2009, 09:27 PM #9
    Still-ill
    Still-ill is offline
    Wheels Of Cheese
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Drinking Milk
    Posts
    6,969

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    This is what "Shut up Woman get on my horse", should have been.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 11-04-2009, 05:13 AM #10
    gaypalmsprings
    gaypalmsprings is offline
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    19,510

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 11-04-2009, 07:55 AM #11
    Devin the Dude
    Devin the Dude is offline
    jigglytard Devin the Dude's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    6,214

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    one of the funniest pictures i've ever seen..
    LOL! <33
    Quote Originally Posted by Zafocaine View Post
    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 11-04-2009, 08:02 AM #12
    Still-ill
    Still-ill is offline
    Wheels Of Cheese
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Drinking Milk
    Posts
    6,969

    Default Re: Jesus is my friend

    The Specials should cover this.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
+ Reply to Thread
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. Gay Jesus.
    By Young blood in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 66
    Last Post: 10-20-2009, 08:05 AM
  2. The Jesus Lizard?
    By BlackSwan in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 11-26-2008, 11:32 PM
  3. Dear Jesus,
    By thewindowliquor in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 04-09-2008, 12:02 PM
  4. Jesus Cat
    By PineapplePete in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 02-06-2008, 09:19 PM
  5. Dancing for Jesus!!
    By darthlaker in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-19-2007, 01:51 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Forum Rules