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    Quote Originally Posted by Attorney General C. Koop View Post
    I've practiced medicine 60 years and your theory of the interior sphincter being shaped like a star perplexes me.
    Well, let me tell you...As far as interior sphincters go, (Hmm, nope, I'll leave that just like that for now)I only know that you've gotta ring the starshaped bell on the out side first..The again, maybe those guys are just comfortable barging on in...Not sure, Doc...you tell me...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    Not everyone is qualified to drive a tractor.
    Not everyone can move mountains the way I do or make the big money I make while "Playing in the dirt".








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    This is my lame alias. *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Shut.up.



    If I'm a moron,you're an asshole.
    First, you must acknowledge she's also a star before you can risk heading into asshole territory...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _vye_ View Post
    This is my lame alias. *sigh*
    Amy
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Obzen, you're on your own!
    BD,I don't give a fuck.

    I'm not going to let some fucking degenerate try to drag my name through the mud and not say anything about it.

    I was minding my own business until this person,who I don't even know,took it upon themself to bend against their better judgment by talking shit that they clearly can't back.
    Last edited by obzen; 10-21-2009 at 12:05 PM.

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    Dang, I didn't even vote on that poll I wanted to vote on.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    poor amy

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    Is English your second language? Your post backs my theory.


    My work here is done. Moving on...
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Look! Now you've all done it! He's breaking out the tractor pics! Christ allmighty, I hand him a broom and he looks at me stupid, but hand him the keys to one of those, and he'll move a mountain!
    Between aliases and assholes...






    You'll probably find me, Brokendoll...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I gave myself an avatar at least.

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    Quote Originally Posted by menikmati View Post
    I can bust them.
    Do it,Erik.
    Bust them all.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Obzen doesn't strike me as smart enough to write the things that crazzz does
    And Drinkey,get fucked-I'm just too lazy(I'm at work as it were) to post paragraghs of "elaborate" bullshit in order to feel accepted by a message board filled to the brim with pretentious pseudo-intellectuals that deliberately take shit out of context for the sake of posting more pretentious bullshit anyways;I have no need to opportunistically associate with people that have 'clout' around here in order to feel better about myself so you can just kiss my ass.


    DEP still sucks.

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    crybaby
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cdubby View Post
    I laughed, I laughed out loud.
    me too.

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    I don't get it. Too.many.big.words.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    crybaby
    Yes,I'm crying now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Amy
    the sigh really gives it away. they sound the same in my head.

    amyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, dont sound so depressed in my head.

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    I wasn't trying to hide it.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?

    the only alias i have ever supported is kool-aid man. no one can go wrong with kool-aid.
    Kool-Aid is mine, but that's no secret. Does anyone remember when Kool-Aid Man and Punchy of Hawaiian Punch fame had a feud? That was fun, and no, Punchy is not my alias.
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    That wasn't fun, that was stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    BD,I don't give a fuck.

    I'm not going to let some fucking degenerate try to drag my name through the mud and not say anything about it.

    I was minding my own business until this person,who I don't even know,took it upon themself to bend against their better judgment by talking shit that they clearly can't back.
    Obzen, listen to me...

    It washes off at the end of the day. Seriously.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    You're just cranky and hate everything.
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    I am cranky. I don't hate everything. Your "feud" was dumb regardless.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I swear, if somebody doesn't atleast giggle at that last post of mine...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    This thread may very well end up like a mud wrestling match, kids!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Nobody remembers me
    Time 'ta hang myself from a tree
    "I can flow like pee, coming out you know what
    Or some ookey diarrhea coming out yo butt!"

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    durr afdsgndfbn r4i8trh

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    Chris is a great singer, have some compassion you fucking asshole.
    Hey, the offensive linemen are the biggest guys on the field, they're bigger than everybody else, and that's what makes them the biggest guys on the field.

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    I've always wanted some sort of Alias All-Stars thread...
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBreastFeedJohnMadden View Post
    Chris is a great singer, have some compassion you fucking asshole.
    He is. That's why I booked him to do a dj set at one of my parties. Tickets on-sale now for $95!
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