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    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?

    the only alias i have ever supported is kool-aid man. no one can go wrong with kool-aid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?

    the only alias i have ever supported is kool-aid man. no one can go wrong with kool-aid.
    Tell that to the Peoples' Temple
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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Fuck you and your 12 chins.
    So original.

    HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT? I'M FAT!!! I'M A BIG OL FATASS! I SUFFERED A SEVERE BACK INJURY AT 16 AND BLEW MY KNEE OUT AT 27 SO IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EXERCISE, PLUS I SIT AROUND AND EAT PIZZA AND TWINKIES ALL DAY SO NOW I'M FAT! YEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWW!

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    This whole thread reminds me of:
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    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?

    the only alias i have ever supported is kool-aid man. no one can go wrong with kool-aid.
    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    Tell that to the Peoples' Temple
    Hahaha!

    Anywho, aliases can be very funny if applied sparingly and at the right time. But some people definitely take it too far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dale Gribble View Post
    I'm actually DonaldJ.
    really??

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I thought it was Pot, but FOI works too.
    i thought crazzz was Pot.. now i think it's menik.
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    Default Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    uh right...

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    boarderwoozel is my alias.
    Meow.Meow..Meow...

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    I always thought crazzz was a real person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?
    I can see the humor if it's executed properly and done in moderation. I think explaining exactly why it's funny might put a damper on the impact, so I won't elaborate. Having to explain the joke isn't fun. I've never thought of an alias funny enough to actually create.

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    Default Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    Also, I think we need more jokes about real people actually being aliases. They've gone over swimmingly so far.

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    Let's go for a swim guys.

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    I LIKE WATER.

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    Ugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I always thought crazzz was a real person.
    I really really really really really really really really really really fucking hope not.

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    I did too. Doesn't he live in Utah? crazzz that is.

    Aha! I just thought of something when typing "crazzz", could crazzz be Amyzzz alias?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelsea_Clinton View Post
    I LIKE WATER.
    Fucking Bimbo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    Since they can't hold down a job, they have all the time in the world.
    Whoa, now...Hold yer fucking ponies, Tonto, or you'll be coming home to THEBITCHFROMHELL Instead of the BROKENDOLL!

    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Also I spammed the APW board with BD nudes and Lil' Wang thought I was J$.
    That's the thing about some of these gay guys around here...You show 'em a girl's bellybutton, and because it's not starshaped like an asshole, they freak the fuck out and get dramatic!

    So...If I thought I had managed to piss 1/2 the board off at this point, and this alias shit gets exposed, there's a chance I've actually only pissed 1/4 of the board off and I can continue on?




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    unz_unz_unz_MrTranceworth is a funny name for an alias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I did too. Doesn't he live in Utah? crazzz that is.

    Aha! I just thought of something when typing "crazzz", could crazzz be Amyzzz alias?
    Fuck you.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: The OFFICIAL bust an alias thread

    Similar dispositions as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astrid View Post
    i really dont understand the motivation. why not just be funny using your actual username?

    the only alias i have ever supported is kool-aid man. no one can go wrong with kool-aid.
    LOL Some peeps aren't funny using their user name, I guess...*ahem* You don't think I'm gonna attempt to make an ass of myself twice, do you?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    That's the thing about some of these gay guys around here...You show 'em a girl's bellybutton, and because it's not starshaped like an asshole, they freak the fuck out and get dramatic!
    I've practiced medicine 60 years and your theory of the interior sphincter being shaped like a star perplexes me.

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    I'm still bitter about the theft of my 3 Zs.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT? I'M FAT!!! I'M A BIG OL moron.
    Shut.up.



    If I'm a moron,you're an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    LOL Some peeps aren't funny using their user name, I guess...*ahem* You don't think I'm gonna attempt to make an ass of myself twice, do you?
    My alias is meant to be a satire on the idea of aliases. Unfunny, boring, and annoying. Be who you are...

    Unless of course your alias is hilarious and awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by obzen View Post
    Fuck you and your 12 chins.
    I don't know whether or not to tell obzen about a lesson I learned from the beginning, or just let him stumble through this by himself...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    God, you can't even fix things right.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    So original.

    HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT? I'M FAT!!! I'M A BIG OL FATASS! I SUFFERED A SEVERE BACK INJURY AT 16 AND BLEW MY KNEE OUT AT 27 SO IT'S HARD FOR ME TO EXERCISE, PLUS I SIT AROUND AND EAT PIZZA AND TWINKIES ALL DAY SO NOW I'M FAT! YEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWWWW!

    I'd rather be me than a moron.
    Yeppers, all in caps with a Bo-Hunk Yodel at the end...Obzen, you're on your own!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    John Redcorn is Kingsblend.

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