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    How is this different from the regular Jesus?

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    Exactly. My friend David told me a long time ago that Jesus was guy. He asked 'what kind of guy has wine and cheese parties with a bunch of half naked men and was never rumored to be with any women".

    Jesus says over and over if a man looks at any women with lust it's just as bad as fucking her and it's terrible.

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    Gay Jesus looks a lot like Catherine Keener with a beard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingPerson View Post
    Gay Jesus looks a lot like Catherine Keener with a beard.
    Holy shit.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Gay Jesus would look great on the cover of a bromance novel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    Gay Jesus would look great on the cover of a bromance novel.

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    this thread is pretty much pure win.
    LOL! <33
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    Quote Originally Posted by faxman75 View Post
    Exactly. My friend David told me a long time ago that Jesus was guy. He asked 'what kind of guy has wine and cheese parties with a bunch of half naked men and was never rumored to be with any women".

    Jesus says over and over if a man looks at any women with lust it's just as bad as fucking her and it's terrible.
    actually there are rumors of him even having a kid with mary magdalene, but most of his life was a rumor anyway.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    This message is hidden because Devin the Dude is on your ignore list.

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    not that upset, honestly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    not that upset, honestly.
    just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?
    '99-'11...

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    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?
    don't make fun of me!! :'[

    i'm so sensitive!

    <33
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    sorry dude
    '99-'11...

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    it's cool i'll get over it somehow. :[:[:[
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    This message is hidden because Devin the Dude is on your ignore list.
    Is this message hidden also?

    Quote Originally Posted by humanoid View Post
    just a little bit though? maybe crying on the inside?
    If being on someone's ignore list were to make me cry on the inside, I'd be pissing puddles by now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    it's cool i'll get over it somehow. :[:[:[
    I heard heroin helps.

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    heroin helps nothing.
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Apparently you have never been desperate to silence a crying baby.

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    apparently not. heroin sucks. a good friend of mine overdosed a few months ago. he is dead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    I heard heroin helps.
    I heard it helps fatties lose weight.

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    You are right. It helped Devin's friend lose 21 grams.

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    hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.

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    lol, fuck man you guys are ruthless.
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    Shut the fuck up you pussy. If you dont get down with Westside Connection you have no credibility in the music world what so-ever. Get off these forums you *** *** and go bump your N'sync
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    I'm down with westside connect....fail again

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    Gay Jesus is comforting him now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSwan View Post
    You are right. It helped Devin's friend lose 21 grams.
    seriously? can you please delete this?
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
    hahahahaha he's dead. He probably got tired of listening to Devin's bullshit too.
    since you can't read this, i'll go ahead and put it out there that everyone who visits this board realizes that you are a pathetic old fuckwaste and your life has no resemblance to that of anything bearable. you truly have no character whatsoever, you are just an empty insult machine. and that's fine, because you're obviously not trying to amount to much in your actual life, playing with your son and his friends on the internet.

    /end anger. :]
    LOL! <33
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    Great advertising strategy for her vagina though! As if having a vagina weren't all a vagina needed. Now introducing the Lustful Scorned Lover scent, by RSW.

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