My balls hurt when I pee

[RATMan]

what should I do

[vinylmartyr]

Are you being serious?

[Zipkoppie]

Go see a urologist man.

[RATMan]

Go see a urologist man.

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

[samiksha]

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

hahaha, yeah, that would be awful. a trained professional trying to do their job. also, sometimes women become doctors. aww shit!

[Zipkoppie]

I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

Go see a female one.

[Hannahrain]

hold it

[TomAz]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tes...046/DSECTION=2

[RATMan]

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/tes...046/DSECTION=2

I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

[TomAz]

I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

actually.. come to think of it.

is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia.

[RATMan]

is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia

Well, it's hard to tell because my balls are so fuckin' huge, I can't tell where my balls end and my groin begins.

I'm pretty sure it's not an ingenious hernia, though, because the ache is on both sides of my nutsack. Unless I have a double hernia, which would be a bonus

[Stefinitely Maybe]

Could be groin strain. Do you play a lot of sports?

[york707]

I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.

[nothingman00]

I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.

Thanks York. Really. Thanks.

[vinylmartyr]

Do you sit around a lot? Do you sleep after you have had lots to drink?

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

[RATMan]

Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

Ugh...why the hell would I? Do YOU usually nibble on nutsacks you get in the mail?

[All That I Am]

My balls hurt when I pee what should I do?

DON'T PEE

[RATMan]

No, I'm in a wheelchair.

I fuck a lot, though

[Wheres the beef?]

No, I'm in a wheelchair.

I fuck a lot, though

Quote of the month.

[RATMan]

Only if they have chocolatey nougat on them

[gaypalmsprings]

STD

[york707]

Have you been kicked in the balls recently?

[RATMan]

Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

[RATMan]

Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

yeah, haha, so are unicorns

[UnicornsForBreakfast]

yeah, haha, so are unicorns

Well, you see, there's one major difference. Unicorns aren't real, your pain is.

[Yablonowitz]

1. Has there been any skin discoloration in the general area in question?
2. Have you noticed any fluids dripping/leaking/oozing out in or around your scrotum, taint and nutsack?
3. Are your balls detachable? If yes, go to question 4.
4. Do you know someone else with detachable balls who may have switched with you?
5. Have you recently engaged in vigorous teabagging?
6. Have you eaten anything with horseradish sauce while naked?
7. Does my avatar photo of tomaz make your balls hurt more or less?

[TomAz]

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
n grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?