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    Default My balls hurt when I pee

    what should I do

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    Are you being serious?

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    Go see a urologist man.

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    hold it

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    Go see a urologist man.

    I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit
    hahaha, yeah, that would be awful. a trained professional trying to do their job. also, sometimes women become doctors. aww shit!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    I don't want some dude fondling my nutsack, you fruit
    Go see a female one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I thought this was going to be Nothingman thread at first.
    Hunting has been part of our society since the first Europeans came over and shot buffalo and Native Americans and whatnot.
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    I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
    Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers

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    Do you sit around a lot? Do you sleep after you have had lots to drink?

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    Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    I don't think I have ball cancer, but if I do, I'll let you guys know.
    Maybe you could start a charity for me and pay for my beers
    actually.. come to think of it.

    is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    My balls hurt when I pee what should I do?
    DON'T PEE
    I miss Bill Hicks.

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    is it your actual balls or is the groin area around the balls? could be an inguinal hernia

    Well, it's hard to tell because my balls are so fuckin' huge, I can't tell where my balls end and my groin begins.

    I'm pretty sure it's not an ingenious hernia, though, because the ache is on both sides of my nutsack. Unless I have a double hernia, which would be a bonus

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    Mail them to me in a padded envelope. I have a nutsack workshop in the garage, I'll see what I can do.

    As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today

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    Could be groin strain. Do you play a lot of sports?
    "The first time I heard the new single off the Bravery album, I actually cried, and I do not even remember the name of that damn song. It reminded me of this girl I am in love with." - kroqken

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    No, I'm in a wheelchair.

    I fuck a lot, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    As long as you don't nibble on them, I'll send them out today
    Ugh...why the hell would I? Do YOU usually nibble on nutsacks you get in the mail?

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    Only if they have chocolatey nougat on them

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    STD
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Have you been kicked in the balls recently?
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    Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist

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    Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible discovery...

    Joe:
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    I dont want no doctor
    To stick no needle in me
    Why does it hurt when I pee?
    I got it from the toilet seat
    I got it from the toilet seat
    It jumped right up
    n grabbed my meat
    Got it from the toilet seat
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Oh God I probably got the
    Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it hurt...when i
    Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RATMan View Post
    Yes. On purpose, though, my girlfriend is a bit of a sadist
    Hahaha, that is ridiculous.

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    who wrote that song, bono?

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    i thought it was raffi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnicornsForBreakfast View Post
    Hahaha, that is ridiculous.
    yeah, haha, so are unicorns

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    I smells AIDZ NEEDLEZ at werk.

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