Ah thx, that was very informative.
I'm omitting Ivy because it's a given and takes up valuable space for potential jokes.
MissingPerson for being adorable, foreign, but most of all actually intelligent and funny. I imagine seducing her using a rotating series of accents from Trainspotting. For some reason the scene in Attack Of The Clones where the gay version of Anakin Skywalker is rolling around in a grassy field with Queen Amidala, except the Queen is holding a rifle and wearing a McKenzie Brothers hat.
Dani, so that I could finally make all of my claims of having defiled her true.
Allyjoy, so she can experience the profound experience of sex with a black person.
Supre cause out of all of the board he probably sucks the meanest cock.
Young Blood cause I've always wanted to be jerked off by an amputee.
Brandon, except we'd bring in a camera crew to finally get shots for our Hot Guy Of The Coachella Message Board calendar, with the added hotness bonus of us fucking.
(Pot was excluded for reasons of obviousness, the joke being played out, and him not being around to respond to the witty comment I'd make something to the effect of reveling in all the kinky pleasure of banging someone who looks like they must have AIDS with none of the actual AIDS-y downside)
No that's Pot as in Greg Potter aka Yablo
*based upon tedious fact checking.
It all makes sense now *giggle*
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Imagine a REALLY buff Rick Moranis.
GPS, please reread the thread's first post.
None of you. If I'm getting off this island Im going it alone.
Maybe jackstraw dudes got perfet teeth.
I knew I would make it on one list for sure...
Congratulations Supre. Finally, the appreciation and respect you deserve.
Whatever you say Bob.
Nathelle is gorgeous.
That was Ivankay. Just search that thread for his user name in the advanced search section.
Pick the uh cream of the crop.
Great. That post reminded me of the dolphin gif from earlier. Thanks, Patrick.
My name is Becca. Hi.