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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Meh. I see this going the way of a middle school dance. A lot of standing around with no one possessing the balls to actually do anything. Or it'll be veiled in humor. That said, I'm all for it.
    LOL I misread that as "vile in humor." (Imagine that!)
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    P.S. lighten up, sourpuss.
    Point taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I believe there was a similar one that was started last year at just about the same time around here...It failed. HARD.
    Did it fail because -

    a) no one posted in it

    b) people did post in it, but they posted stupid retarded tit and dicksize humor

    c) you were the only person to post in it

    or

    d) because people got all uptight and butthurt and catty and snarky and mean?



    because, you know, d) would be pretty cool.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Actually I'm all for upsetting a few applecarts and it's been too long since the last satisfying board melee. Tom, go forth and be fruitful.
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    Today must have been Have Your Pets Smell Your Avon Lady Day. I must have seen & petted 20 cats & dogs. Thanks for the licks: Tawny, Kitty, Honey, Jasper, Melinda, Angel, (another cat I forgot her name), Scooter, etc. I also got to sit &am...p; watch my favorite movie, The Notebook, for awhile with my favorite customer, Alyssa! Good times!
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    I already know my answer.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    It failed. HARD.
    lolz.

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    But will you post it, Amy.
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    Tom, you should make the thread in the music lounge. Just to start things off on the right foot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Actually I'm all for upsetting a few applecarts and it's been too long since the last satisfying board melee. Tom, go forth and be fruitful.
    I agree but I don't think this is the right approach. Would just devolve to a battle of underboob pics or something. and guys making internet claims about their dick size.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Did it fail because -

    a) no one posted in it

    b) people did post in it, but they posted stupid retarded tit and dicksize humor

    c) you were the only person to post in it

    or

    d) because people got all uptight and butthurt and catty and snarky and mean?



    because, you know, d) would be pretty cool.
    If I recall, it was the beginning of the beautiful everlasting bond that suffacated and Randy still share to this day. And, it began with the options of fucking me or Passive if I remember correctly...I think you can figure the rest out from there, can't you?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    If only there were more topics that generated extremely personal heated arguments. Like the "parents shouldn't do drugs" one, that was a good time.

    To preempt idiocy: if you have opinions on that please don't post them here as it would be pointless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alligator Bogaloo View Post
    It was a joke Blackswan, lighten the fuck up. How old are you, to take that seriously...
    How old am I? Old enough not to use emoticons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    guys making internet claims about their dick size.
    Oh, do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I agree but I don't think this is the right approach. Would just devolve to a battle of underboob pics or something. and guys making internet claims about their dick size.
    this reminds me. (and yes I'm quoting myself. too fucking bad)


    Remember that chick who used to post all those underboob pictures? was that here or on the old board? Anyway anyone who says "the coachella message board has gone to hell, it sucks, it isn't what it used to be" has a very selective memory.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    No point; you'd all say the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    this reminds me. (and yes I'm quoting myself. too fucking bad)


    Remember that chick who used to post all those underboob pictures? was that here or on the old board? Anyway anyone who says "the coachella message board has gone to hell, it sucks, it isn't what it used to be" has a very selective memory.
    It was this board and I can't remember her handle.
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    Dammit, I've been trying to adjust my snarky and mean, fuck you post style for a more mature ladylike approach to posting, but since everybody else seems to be feeling all butthurt and uptight, fuck it!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    allysak. ugh.

    No, she's not the one I'd do.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    allysak. ugh.

    No, she's not the one I'd do.
    Jealousy.
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    It was Alyssak. She may have posted underboob but her posts weren't terrible. A couple times she was actually funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    allysak.
    yes. that's the one.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Actually I'm all for upsetting a few applecarts and it's been too long since the last satisfying board melee. Tom, go forth and be fruitful.
    So, if Tom's gonna go forth and be fruitful, who will our other options be to fuck?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    We could always bump the Tom Waits thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kreutz2112 View Post
    We could always bump the Tom Waits thread?
    I'm sure Tom waits for no one!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    jesus fucking christ
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    So the choices are between you, Jesus and fucking Christ?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Go ahead, say it Tom! Come on...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Bug has a bunch of pics of allysak in his photobucket.


    Just ignore brokendoll.

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    BD don't make me break my promise to myself
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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