The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[caco0283]

Most cats get up out of their slumber if they hear you going to the kitchen, my cat gets up and follows me whenever I go to the bathroom. Regardless of how quietly I walk over there.

[Young blood]

Jesus enough with the unfunny typos and lamebook reposts. For fucks sake. Where's Randy to embarrass everyone like he promised on page one?

Easy bubba.

[Young blood]

Most cats get up out of their slumber if they hear you going to the kitchen, my cat gets up and follows me whenever I go to the bathroom. Regardless of how quietly I walk over there.

hahahahahahahaaaahhahaha

[BlackSwan]

Jesus enough with the unfunny typos and lamebook reposts. For fucks sake. Where's Randy to embarrass everyone like he promised on page one?

So you respond to posts you don't think are funny by posting something with no comedic value? Bravo.

[caco0283]

I was hoping he would see it....but I guess you count

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

My sister Nicole is a comic genius. When asked what the plot for the film Indian in the Cupboard is about, she answers "Some small fools having colonial arguments." Well, played.

how to be successful - find everything youre bad at in life .. and dont do it.

AHHHCKKKK-bar.... today IS a trap!

[CuervoPH]

I'd quite like to give Farmville or the Mafia Wars games a go if I wasn't sick to my ass of only seeing "Blahblahblah has found a duck!" on the rare and precious occasions I do bother my ass going on Facebook.

The thing that really irritates me about this is that, from what I've seen playing one of the dice games on there, you get a pop-up to publish something to your Wall every time the game thinks you've done something worth bragging about, but it also gives you a 'skip' option. People don't seem to comprehend what the 'skip' option is.

One of the reasons I use Facebook is to keep in touch with family. Members of my family who play these games will send out help requests on the games not realizing that the request goes to everyone they've friended. I don't need to know that my cousin needs help inseminating a cow nor am I going to help her do this.

[Young blood]

The constant child updates are my favorite. I want to introduce them to twitter.

I could give a fuck less about your kid. Have your kid jump through 30 ft high ring of fire and live, or have them learn to swim in a shark tank without any help that's something to facebook.

[boarderwoozel3]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait...

Old roommate... ugghh

[Hopeless Semantic]

The constant child updates are my favorite. I want to introduce them to twitter.

I could give a fuck less about your kid. Have your kid jump through 30 ft high ring of fire and live, or have them learn to swim in a shark tank without any help that's something to facebook.

This...

I have a friend who makes an update almost every other night about how her 4-year old son reads to their newborn. Yeah, its cute the first time, but gets rather annoying the more you have to update.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

If it's a status update on Facebook, isn't in inherently stupid and meaningless? I don't use the service, so I could be wrong.

You'll notice that I said television and not TV, cuz TV is a nickname, and nicknames are for friends, and television ... is no friend of mine.

P.S. lighten up, sourpuss.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

And yes I have again created a fantastic thread. You're welcome, Internet.

[faxman75]

So you respond to posts you don't think are funny by posting something with no comedic value? Bravo.

Yes, that's correct. See, you do follow along well sometimes.

[TomAz]

And yes I have again created a fantastic thread. You're welcome, Internet.

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

[rskapcat]

Not gonna lie...kinda pissed that I'm not friends with MJA on facebook.

[miscorrections]

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

Oh dear.

[rskapcat]

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

That could only end badly. I therefore suggest you do it.

[Alligator Bogaloo]

How old are you?

Edit: Actually, it doesn't matter. It would be nice if you were to get arrested, end up in jail, and get repeatedly raped by a gang of men.

It was a joke Blackswan, lighten the fuck up. How old are you, to take that seriously...

[Pixiessp]

Trouble is a brewin'

[obzen]

Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

Fucking do it.

[Pixiessp]

It was a joke Blackswan, lighten the fuck up. How old are you, to take that seriously...

It didn't sound like a joke. My people will be calling your people.

[BROKENDOLL]

Geez, I think the last time I updated my status on facebook, I said something about waiting 1 more week for Coachella...
And what is with all the "gifts" and shit people send you? I think the thing that brought on my distaste for FB is the fact that the whole Polo playing community now knows how hard I partied at Coachella, and that I have serious potty mouth.

[sames44]

...Is Goin Dust Bunny Huntin'...them darn critters are so pesky.
They be eatin' my carrot crop fore I can git 'em to market. By Crackey!!!

[Alligator Bogaloo]

Everything on this board is a joke, but fine, I'll apologize. I'm sorry I used gay in a way that you didn't think was a joke.

[TomAz]

apologies are fucking gay.

[BROKENDOLL]

Most cats get up out of their slumber if they hear you going to the kitchen, my cat gets up and follows me whenever I go to the bathroom. Regardless of how quietly I walk over there.

Is this a FB status update, or do you have a cat as strange as mine? Seriously, I'm sitting there and the cat gets in her box with that smug, "No, I'm not pooping look as she stares at the ceiling." The bad part is she is pooping and lkeaves me there to wallow in the aura of it all! Fucking cat!

[luckyface]

Everything on this board is a joke, but fine, I'll apologize. I'm sorry I used gay in a way that you didn't think was a joke.

We get it. Post a few more times about how unfair life is for you right now.

[boarderwoozel3]

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

Meh. I see this going the way of a middle school dance. A lot of standing around with no one possessing the balls to actually do anything. Or it'll be veiled in humor. That said, I'm all for it.

[BROKENDOLL]

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

I believe there was a similar one that was started last year at just about the same time around here...It failed. HARD.

[rage patton]

You know the board is having a bad day when this is the best thread going. Maybe I'll go start a Which Board Member Would You Most Like To Fuck thread, that might get a few replies.

This is the first thread I went when I got on the board today, and after reading this I really expected this to be a thread. Perhaps not made by Tom, but made by someone. Oh well.

Anyways, my contribution:

i am very asian

EDIT:

Meh. I see this going the way of a middle school dance. A lot of standing around with no one possessing the balls to actually do anything. Or it'll be veiled in humor. That said, I'm all for it.

Good point.