The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[BlackSwan]

Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.

Feel?

[menikmati]

[obzen]

^lolz

[chairmenmeow47]

i want to punch bitches like tiffany who bitch about women as though their gender is the only reason for their stupidity when THEY ARE A WOMAN THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

[Young blood]

No shit. Tiffany could have atleast offered to get Brandon a beer or a sandwich during the game.

[MissingPerson]

I'd quite like to give Farmville or the Mafia Wars games a go if I wasn't sick to my ass of only seeing "Blahblahblah has found a duck!" on the rare and precious occasions I do bother my ass going on Facebook.

[roberto73]

OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.

[amyzzz]

I keep getting requests for Mafia Wars and Fish World. And "chug it" requests. From my SISTER. She knows I don't fucking drink.

[chairmenmeow47]

OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.

what?!

and i ignore all games.

[TomAz]

Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.

Facebook makes me feel smug and superior.

[betao]

OMG, I just spoke with an Apple customer service rep on the phone that sounded like Stephen Hawkins.

I am not sure who Stephen Hawkins is, nor do I have any idea what he sounds like.

Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".

[luckyface]

I'd quite like to give Farmville or the Mafia Wars games a go if I wasn't sick to my ass of only seeing "Blahblahblah has found a duck!" on the rare and precious occasions I do bother my ass going on Facebook.

Being able to ignore updates from certain games and quizzes is a blessing.

[MissingPerson]

But we don't know who this "Hawkins" character is.

[Son of MJK]

this totally sucks! so stressed couldnt sleep and when i did i kept having my wads of gum stuck in my teeth nightmare

[luckyface]

Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".

I think you missed the joke.

[TomAz]

Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".

Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.

[caco0283]

Facebook makes me feel old and stupid.

Oh man I just couldn't bring myself to being mean to Amy today. This was so easy of target. Damnit!!!!!

[caco0283]

Feel?

ahahah nice...but you really could have burned her on this one

[TomAz]

"could of"

[amyzzz]

Jacob tells me I need to stop saying derogatory remarks about myself, right before he punches me in the face.

[Pixiessp]

I'm so glad I'm not on Facebook, all my friends are and I make fun of them for it all the time. One of my friends told me about his "farm". blah, blah, blah... I almost hit him but just told him that he's gay for being on facebook.

You have to be gay to be on Facebook? Damn!! I didn't know that.

[betao]

I think you missed the joke.

Sarcasm is a form of humor that uses sharp, cutting remarks or language intended to mock, wound, or subject to contempt or ridicule.

But we don't know who this "Hawkins" character is.

Ah well now I see. In that case, I provide a bit of sympathy for the guy who typed it as Stephen Hawkins. Misspelling the name with just one letter like that doesn't warrant enough stupidity/annoyance to be posted in this thread, methinks.

[roberto73]

Stephen Hawking is a brilliant physicist who is wheelchaired due to a neuron disease. His entire body is paralyzed and his only form of vocal communication is by using some kind of voice synthesizer. Basically, he sounds like the old mac voice - much like the one used in Radiohead's "fitter happier".

Yes, and his seminal work, A Brief History of Time, is a landmark treatise in the field of cosmology, but this gets me no closer to discovering who this apparently fascinating-sounding Stephen Hawkins is.

Ah well now I see. In that case, I provide a bit of sympathy for the guy who typed it as Stephen Hawkins. Misspelling the name with just one letter like that doesn't warrant enough stupidity/annoyance to be posted in this thread, methinks.

it's a she, and, on the face of it, no, it's not particularly annoying. However, as written by a pompous and condescending Ph.D. student who lords her self-diagnosed superiority over everyone else at the drop of a hat, typos are especially delicious.

[sonofhal]

I thonk he's the brother of that guy from The Darkness.

[sonofhal]

Yes, the spelling mistake is on porpoise.

[TomAz]

Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.

[caco0283]

[Young blood]

Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.

Seriously. Please change it. I can feel myself start to twitch when I read your posts.


EDit: thank you.

[sonofhal]

Chris, your avatar is giving me epilepsy.

Yes, it was actually making me go a bit mental. Especially as I had it as my wallpaper.

[faxman75]

Jesus enough with the unfunny typos and lamebook reposts. For fucks sake. Where's Randy to embarrass everyone like he promised on page one?