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    You're welcome:

    Almost finished with my article on occult rimjobs! Praise the dark red secret, Old Hob's bearded mouth!
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    And more:

    I don't know if it is the impending doom-tide towards All Hallows that has me so focused on the vibrant life-force, or all the virile youths that just moved into town spreading around their testosterone, but I am quite goat-led this evening
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    That guy is too much.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Halloween's more than 2 months away!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Impending doom-tides can be felt early with proper goat-sense.
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    He's gonna be miserable .. he'll be lucky to make it to Columbus Day.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    "Friends"
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    "My kids' new school has a Native American Parent Commitee. How cool."
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    He's gonna be miserable .. he'll be lucky to make it to Columbus Day.
    I'm not sure what the white-washing-history-tides do to ones' vibrant life source. Maybe make them maize-led?
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    BATBOREFLECK

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    After the sixteenth Batman post, I just closed out my FB for the night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I continue to be consistently impressed with the ridiculousness of this person's posts:






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    "someone whose name I don't recognize."

    Holy Shit!!!!

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    I'm pretty sure my Facebook feed is going to turn me into a right wing lunatic.
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    Apparently I'm searching in the wrong places even though I really wasn't searching for answers at all.

    Yolo, thrill kills, school shootings. We all search for what's going on with are youths. Fancy plans, deep social studies, political intervention are not going to solve these issue. These are all a result of a nation turning our backs on serving God. Jesus made it simple, "Come onto me"
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    Changing "unto" to "onto" makes a rather different statement.
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    That's what happens when you take Deep Social Studies in school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Changing "unto" to "onto" makes a rather different statement.
    Oh, the bukkake parties they used to have in Galilee were pretty legendary.
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    Hahaha. That's great.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Oh, the bukkake parties they used to have in Galilee were pretty legendary.
    And they called Mary a whore.
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    Smooches. =)

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    This is from my uncle:

    I have heard that earthquakes such as the one, that caused the Tsunami in Fukushima can be caused by deep nuclear blast, and B.P. seemed like it was done on purpose seeing how the Safety inspectors, and the POTUS, I thought I heard had, just visited it, two weeks prior to the explosion! Funny how all hell breaks loose and people can't seem to connect the dots and see the real big picture, and all under the current administration! Nothing like scoring first and holding the ball! This kind of stuff did not happen, so like in your face, when I was growing up! MSM not uncovering, but in fact covering up, is like, so what, in your face! The truth speaks loudly, but you look for lips moving from a human lieing source! Look deeply into the matter at all angles, think what Greed does and what some will do because of it, you will see, who is being B.S.'d. That's right You , NOT Me, I got my eyes on! Seems like they need to cause mass problems to have reason to exterminate a few off the globe everywhere, so the rich and the NWO, you so badly want, can be implemented, and the powers will answer to no one and they, can have more room! WHY DON'T YOU HEAR MORE ABOUT THIS VERY BAD PROBLEM and HOW TO SOLVE IT? Because it is not causing the effect needed yet! Just a thought share! What do you think, or do you? Do you realize what is going on? Oceans we feed off of are being killed by mans stupidity and greed! Brightside is you can see, your out of tuna better, in the pantry at night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    This is less annoying and more just incredibly comical. My friend who is a new mother has been posting the most amazing baby photos ever:







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    bahahaha so angry
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    Mediocre, at best.
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    4/27 Ghost B.C. @ Fonda, 4/30 Mono @ Troubadour, 5/3 I Break Horses @ Bootleg Theater, 5/19 Lykke Li @ The Theatre at Ace, 5/28-6/1 Primavera Sound, 6/18-22 Sled Island, 8/2 Burger a-Go-Go

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    Amazing:

    THIS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL!!! I AM SO MAD!
    What does this word mean? Dhimmitude

    The word "Dhimmitude" is found in the new health care bill. So what does it mean? Thought this was interesting and worth passing on.

    Obama used it in the health care bill . Now isn't this interesting? It is also included in the health care law.

    Dhimmitude . I had never heard the word until now, so I typed it into Google and started reading. Pretty interesting! It's on Page 107 of the Obama healthcare bill. I looked this up on Google and,
    yep, it exists.....it is a REAL word.

    Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslin populations conquered through jihad (Holy War). Specifically, it is the TAXING of non-Muslims in exchange for tolerating their presenceAND as a coercive means of converting conquered remnants to Islam!

    ObamaCare allows the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia Muslim diktat in the United States !

    AND Muslims are specifically exempted from the government mandate to purchase insurance and also from the penalty tax for being uninsured! Islam considers insurance to be "gambling," "risk-taking," and "usury" and is thus banned. Muslims are specifically granted exemption based on this.

    How convenient. So I, as a Christian, will have crippling IRS liens placed against all of my assets, including real estate, cattle, and even accounts receivable, and will face hard prison time because I refuse to buy insurance or pay the penalty tax. Meanwhile, Louis Farrakhan will have no such penalty and will have 100% of his health insurance needs paid for by the de-facto government insurance.

    Non-Muslims will be paying a tax to subsidize Muslims. This is Dhimmitude.

    I recommend sending this on to your contacts. American citizens need to know about it.....

    snopes.com: Health Insurance Exemptions April 13, 2010 .. Dhimmitude is the Muslim system of controlling non-Muslim populations .. The ObamaCare bill is the establishment of Dhimmitude and Sharia ..http://www.snopes.com/politics/medic...exemptions.asp .

    Keep this going. Every non-Muslim in the United States of America needs to know about it.

    Does this make you mad? I hope it does !!!!!!!!!!!!
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    How many news articles can Gunz post in a day?
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    Mitch, iI looked up "Dhimmitude," just out of curiosity to see if that was even the actual definition, and that whole block you posted is the entirety of a chain email copied verbatim (sans the last 3 lines). Apparently it's been going around since at least May.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    Even if it Daft Punk were to come out who cares. Not like they're Bono or anything

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    I've been around long enough that this shouldn't be the case, but I continue to marvel at the complete nonsense people will believe.
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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