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    Oh, I didn't see that ghost-post portion of it. Still not a very exciting experiment from one of our snooziest contributors.

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    Yeah I just don't see anyone besides Randy saying an asshole thing about that so it was a stupid experiment to begin with. And even then I just don't see Randy being an asshole about it.
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    The only asshole thing was to post someone's deepest and sincerest feelings of loss so you could get some personal gratification out of an idiotic game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Yeah I just don't see anyone besides Randy saying an asshole thing about that so it was a stupid experiment to begin with. And even then I just don't see Randy being an asshole about it.
    It's too boring for Randy to waste his time with it.
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    Who gives a shit about what Randy thinks?

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    "S'mores night and Bible talk at our house at 7pm tomorrow night! Join us! "

    This from one half of a couple I knew in college. Back then they wouldn't shut up about how into BDSM they were, and the dude "channelled" a pirate one night on acid. Then they found Jeebus.
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    I might go for the smores.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    "S'mores night and Bible talk at our house at 7pm tomorrow night! Join us! "

    This from one half of a couple I knew in college. Back then they wouldn't shut up about how into BDSM they were, and the dude "channelled" a pirate one night on acid. Then they found Jeebus.
    To be fair, that's vague enough that they COULD be talking about how full of shit passages of the bible are as they smear s'mores all over each other while wearing leather underwear.
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    I was at Banana Republic a couple weeks ago and they were passing out marshmallows on sticks that had been dipped in chocolate and covered in graham cracker crumbs. I had never eaten a s'more like that before. It was fucking yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    To be fair, that's vague enough that they COULD be talking about how full of shit passages of the bible are as they smear s'mores all over each other while wearing leather underwear.
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    I think some bdsm could be incorporated into a Christian lifestyle.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    "if Jesus did it, why can't we?" - Amy being tied up on a cross.
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    I meant more the dominance and submission thing.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Maybe not the fisting part.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Christians don't fist?
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    I'll ask the next Christian I meet. Was Kanye joking? He's a Christian, right?
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    everyone knows Kanye is part of the new world order and worships satan while sipping on goat's blood
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I think some bdsm could be incorporated into a Christian lifestyle.
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    Worlds dummest lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    To be fair, that's vague enough that they COULD be talking about how full of shit passages of the bible are as they smear s'mores all over each other while wearing leather underwear.
    Just RSVP'd.
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    Boy Eats PUSSY = He freaky
    Girl SUCK Dick = She a hoe
    Boy cry Over girl = Hes in Love
    Girl cry Over boy = She a Dumb Bitch
    Boy Feen for Wife = he wants love
    ... Girl feen for Hubby = She want the dick
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    To be fair, this is came from one of my young cousins...but it's still retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    This guy, cracks me up:


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    To be fair, this is came from one of my young cousins...but it's still retarded.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    What is "feen"?
    Cant tell if serious, so ill just respond. He/she means fiend.
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    Someones response about the whole Paula Dean thing.

    I am a white male and I dont get offended when a black male calls me a Cracker so why does a black person get all worked up over this.
    I'm generally upset that someone I know actually thinks that being called a Cracker is even remotely close to the same thing.
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    "Girl feen for Hubby = She want the dick" is the "cellar door" of this generation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frazzles View Post
    To be fair, this is came from one of my young cousins...but it's still retarded.
    I like that you said it's "still" retarded, as though knowing it came from one of your young cousins would give anyone pause to believe it was retarded.
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    The world says no, but Jesus says yes! I don't see it, I don't feel it, but Jesus said yes.

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    Yeezus guy:

    I was having a good day until I read about a 6 year old boy in Colorado who is transgendered who won the right in court to use the girls bathroom at school. This literally angered me to read. Number 1: WAYYY too young to decide that about themselves. Number 2: If you are born with only male genitalia and the corresponding chromosomal/physiological entities that manifest in the male human body, THEN YOU ARE MALE. This is not an opinion, it is FACT. It's not a choice, nor is it a physical deformity if you think you are born in the wrong body, it is a mental disability! If you want to be gay then be gay, but don't tell me you think it is right for actual kindergarten girls to have to share a girls bathroom with a boy. Are they going to have to shower with him after PE in high school? Apparently so according "Transgender Rights". If you are Intersex, that is a different story, but being strictly transgendered is absurd, period. Those parents need to be locked up.
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    Yikes.
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