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    ... donut hole?
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Wound't a hollow-weenie break off?
    rsw new sig add
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    ... donut hole?
    Yes, I have no idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    rsw new sig add
    No way I am clouding the glory of Amy admitting to an entire decade's worth of fascination with dog dick sizes.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.

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    So this girl Lucinda Harmony posted on Coachella's FB wall, she wants a free ticket to the festival and in return she will be giving out free hugs and informing all attendees on the power of hugs apparently. She also mentions that she will be giving tips on 'hugging technique'. Reminds me of that Tim and Eric skit where they educate on proper hugging techniques. I like how she describes her performance skills as awe inspiring. Here is her post in its entirety:

    " I have been guided to you in hope to help make a dream of mine come true. I am a very big fan of the coachella festival and Im in search of someone who can help me build my portfolio of performance appearances. I am wondering if it is still possible to be a part of the magical creation called coachella! My intention is to raise the vibrations at the events I go to by opening peoples hearts and minds to the infinite bliss around them. I have attended events such as knowfest, LIB, burning man, green festival, lucidity, conscious life expo, & raw living festival with my free hugs sign, educating people about the power of a hug and sharing techniques on how to hug. It is my intention to spread as much love and light as possible at coachella. I also share my gift of sound healing combining reiki with tuning forks. Get tuned, get loved, and get hugged! As well as sharing my healing gifts I do hula hoop and isis wings/belly dancing performances. I am reaching out to you in hope to be able to walk around the crowd of the event sharing my love through hugs and awe inspiring performance/acrobatic skills. I live my life by donations so all I ask for is a performers ticket to the event. Please check out my festivals album to see some photos of my appearances. much love to you and thank you for listening!"
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    What the fuck is with all of these wooks who want a free ticket to a festival just because? If you're a performer, you'd most likely contact the groups that hire the performers right?


    Hey Coachella, I would like my trip to Europe paid for, I have been to Coachella numerous times and have paid for it, but I feel like my presence is needed in Europe, will someone send me there? I can spread my gospel through the land with your help! If you look on the internet I am there, you will see me at various festivals, so why not put this person in a place with a euro background! I live on wages and feel that it is unfair to the equality of man kind if there are people there without money who can live day to day. Why can't I do europe for free? Tons of people do it right?

    Thank you and be the change!

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    Everyone is entitled to everything they want because of their heightened opinion about their own self worth, Mugwog. Didn't you know?

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    Oh shit. I did not get the memo, I'm sorry.

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    And why do you occasionally see people declaring that they are giving out 'free hugs'. Isn't this sort of redundant? When have hugs ever been anything but free? Just say your giving out hugs. Now if this chick was giving out free blow jobs I'm sure she could find plenty of dudes willing to fund her trip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    So this girl Lucinda Harmony posted on Coachella's FB wall, she wants a free ticket to the festival and in return she will be giving out free hugs and informing all attendees on the power of hugs apparently. She also mentions that she will be giving tips on 'hugging technique'. Reminds me of that Tim and Eric skit where they educate on proper hugging techniques. I like how she describes her performance skills as awe inspiring. Here is her post in its entirety:

    " I have been guided to you in hope to help make a dream of mine come true. I am a very big fan of the coachella festival and Im in search of someone who can help me build my portfolio of performance appearances. I am wondering if it is still possible to be a part of the magical creation called coachella! My intention is to raise the vibrations at the events I go to by opening peoples hearts and minds to the infinite bliss around them. I have attended events such as knowfest, LIB, burning man, green festival, lucidity, conscious life expo, & raw living festival with my free hugs sign, educating people about the power of a hug and sharing techniques on how to hug. It is my intention to spread as much love and light as possible at coachella. I also share my gift of sound healing combining reiki with tuning forks. Get tuned, get loved, and get hugged! As well as sharing my healing gifts I do hula hoop and isis wings/belly dancing performances. I am reaching out to you in hope to be able to walk around the crowd of the event sharing my love through hugs and awe inspiring performance/acrobatic skills. I live my life by donations so all I ask for is a performers ticket to the event. Please check out my festivals album to see some photos of my appearances. much love to you and thank you for listening!"
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    it's like just knowing her inspirational light is out there pumping up the vibrations of the universe has already empowered my own inner vision of light and love. namaste
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    It sounds like feather.

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    No, Feather is grounded.

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    Shit, I spent the majority of my childhood grounded so my only words of wisdom tend to be, "Just do it."

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    Lucinda sounds a lot like my sister.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chbludevil View Post
    And why do you occasionally see people declaring that they are giving out 'free hugs'. Isn't this sort of redundant? When have hugs ever been anything but free? Just say your giving out hugs. Now if this chick was giving out free blow jobs I'm sure she could find plenty of dudes willing to fund her trip.
    and if she needs someone to give her a ticket to give the hugs, they are no longer free. can anyone link to this post?
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    Due to the Fact that I am about 3 1/2 months from the Baby Bar, I will not be celebrating my birthday this year. Thanks to the people that have asked though.
    A month away.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    Shes so terrible
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    so she's going to a bar that serves babies?
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    A month away.
    If you don't announce your birthday on facebook a month in advance, you'll only get birthday wishes from those weird people who kind of stalk you. Yes, people like RSW.

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    He checks in at Subway and then posts this:

    For the L ord your God is living among you. He is a mighty savior. He will take delight in you with gladness. With his love, he will calm all your fears. He will rejoice over you with joyful songs.” http://bible.us/116/ZEP3.17.NLT

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    The moment u realize u pretty jacked #priceless #fitness #Jackedcity #happyfriday
    I use to date this guy, I am pretty sure he is now on steroids. Every photo is of his muscles and every post is about being jacked. He needs to lay off the juice his head is now too small for his body.

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    Does he talk funny?

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    Yes, he speaks thug, with a jamaican accent and a lisp. I couldn't understand shit he said, but he was pretty to look at.

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    Hahaha, I figured.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Yes, he speaks thug, with a jamaican accent and a lisp. I couldn't understand shit he said, but he was pretty to look at.
    I'm trying with all my might to visualize this guy without losin' it...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    There are two types of people in the world: those who choose to be happy, and those who choose to be unhappy.
    So basically everyone who's NOT a non-minority first world citizen free from neural biochemical imbalances is choosing to be unhappy. Got it. Sack up, Africans, why you choosin' to be like that?
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    I hate people who think you can choose to be happy. Assholes.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Ugh, tell them to fuck off.

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    You think I didn't? I loathe when people post lazy, platitudinous shit like that.
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