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    It clears a space of negativity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How ugly is she?
    she's actually gorgeous. but i can only take so many self-inspirational quotes & self taken pictures.

    ugh. sometimes i hate that FB gives people the ability to express themselves.

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    Especially when people are generally awful at it.

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    More from the radical queer faerie:

    Just had a realization of sorts that I kind of occupy a strange place within my particular order of the Craft, outside of the usual notion of "lineages."

    One Witch trained (apprenticed) me, one Witch initiated me, and one Witch adopted me.

    And all three made me who I am today. I am thrice-blessed.
    The Vulva truly is the Fount of Life. It is a Cup or Well that contains inspiration and power, and when it is worshipped by sweet praise of mouth, becomes overflowing. Both White and Red are its rivers.

    There is something, also, to a ****** Witch worshipping at this crossroads betwixt a woman's thighs, in drinking the elixir of lust, which anciently made the wisest of men and women mighty and courageous.
    There is a sign above the door to my soul, the depth of myself as well as my Other, that reads: "Terribilis Est Locus Iste." Muwahahahaha!
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Yesterday:
    Dear Facebook,
    I NEED my husband to be for emotional support! He is truly my backbone and I KNOW he has my back! Even tho I previously had a hard time admitting that I no longer have that issue! So all in all, yes baby I do NEED you and I'm 100% committed to making you happy so that I can be happy which means no more selfish Arneshia ego! This way I am responsible for your happiness and I don't ever want you to be unhappy! Love ya! DHee Horn
    Today:

    Dear Facebook,

    I got up early cleaned the house and made breakfast! Needless to day my fiancée was excited and he said "thanks babe I appreciate it" that made my day

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    so the gay witch was drinking vag goo?
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    so the gay witch was drinking vag goo?
    He had a baby with a woman.

    Just because I have a female partner does not make me "bisexual." And bisexual isn't a dirty word, either. I'm just really uncertain if I fit in those clothes. I'm definitely queer, and more than a little gay.

    Also, that my partner is a woman doesn't make me confused, a liar, debased, more "evolved", more or less intelligent, heterosexual nor heteronormative, "masculine," or any other screwy gender-agenda you may have, homophobic nor "immoral" in any way. Keep your assumptions to yourself and watch this story unfold with me as I walk my own path.

    This ****** fell in love with a woman. Deal with it
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    Talk about oversharing.

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    Just one more:

    Let's reiterate.

    I'm called (name withheld). If you're going to call me by the diminutive of that name, it's spelled (dumb condensation of name withheld). This is reserved for kith and kin in private space: partner, child, apprentice, teachers, covenmates, lovers, blood relatives, and close friends.

    If you know me via Witchcraft or Radical Faerie communities, especially online and in broader community forums, I go by Troll Huldren now. My first name alone work: Troll.

    Got it? Good.
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    Troll Huldren. Holy fuck yes.

    Does this guy only wear Dungeons and Dragons shirts? And does he keep his 16-side die in a a velvet bag?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    I think this dude takes all this shit seriously, like a religion thing, not as a game or anything. It's a whole community full of other people who probably take themselves too seriously. I guess I gotta respect the guy for not giving a fuck about what anyone things about him, but it's all so ridiculous.
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    Oberyn A. Kunning (Big Papa Fa’e), aka Troll Huldren, is an initiate of the Faery Tradition (a Mystery faith of American-born Witchcraft lineaged back through Victor and Cora Anderson), a Radical Faerie, northern Appalachian Conjurer, lorekeeper, proud father and partner, life-long dedicant of the Great Mysteries, queer and fat activist (and anti-kyriarchy anarchist/4th wave feminist radical), holy whore and sex magician, thanadoula and hospice caregiver (read: working-class schmuck), nerd and writer-in-the-making.

    This blog is an exploration of the Occult, social justice issues, and living with as much integrity and courage as can be mustered. It is an act of becoming vulnerable. This is his Voice. This is a glimpse of his Vision. Come share in the journey.

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    Not bad

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    That whole first paragraph: pure gold.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    this guy is so metal.
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    Holy whore? Sex magician? \m/
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    This was just too fucking stupid to pass up....

    "The world is going to end May 3rd!!! Going to a HIM concert and Iron Man 3 is coming out!!"

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    And it wasn't posted as a joke.
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    Found out my mother is out of ICU as she just completed level 37 of Bubble Witch Saga.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    And it wasn't posted as a joke.
    Wow. That's one way to convince people to unfriend you.

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    Is Mindy McCready really that unpopular? I never heard of her much.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Well then there is this.

    The Bible says that the devil Lucifer will blind the world with his sorcery. Sorcery is a word the means Pharma, or "pharmacy" or drug use. Now u may bethinking pot and tar and l.s.d.... but no it means the over the counter and prescription meds, like anti depressants, which are filled with flouride. Flouride is what Hitler used to sterilize the Jews from being to make children and also it makes people easier to control or "blind their eyes from seeing lies. Mind control. It's in our water supply and in our vitamins. It is only helpful for teeth cleaning by topical application. This a warning of truth. Love you all.
    Then there about five minutes later there was this from the same person.

    just woke up up from a big nap, and I watched some videos of truth that needs to be told, and I just want to say a personal THANK YOU TO ALEX JONES! Alex you are a true hero, Thank you.
    Then in his own comment post with no one else responding he puts these.

    And you hb pigs that shot and MURDERED my friend Ashely M. on aug 25 2006 at 7:30am.... you can all burn you motherless scum. 16 bullets? You can all feel the 7 and a half years of tribulation to soon come...
    God's a God of peace and love, but He will NOT be mocked and You satanic nephilim WILL... (and you know it's comming) will feel His wrath. Just like a 180 of Love. God's love. I'm dead, tired sick of Satan's slanderings of God. So any one who doesn't like this then just un friend me, because I'm not perfect like God, and I am no longer strong enough to deal with your empty lies agaist Him and your dead words. So bounce out.
    And once again, Thank You Alex Jones for your amazing triumphs and Love foor Jesus Christ and His Living Word of the true Bible the (KJV) King James Version. No other bible is correct, only the greek and hebrew texts and the original king james. That's all, my heart has no more words, Hold Strong Brothers and Sisters.
    Why do addicts make the fucking worst born-again Christians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Why do addicts make the fucking worst born-again Christians?
    don't they make the ONLY born again christians?
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    I mean I would guess about 95% percent but I'm just leaving wiggle room in case if I'm wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

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    Figured this might get a rise out of you guys:

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    I saved this one to post back when it was in season, but forgot.
    9/10 Swans @ Roxy, 9/17 Karen O at Masonic Lodge, 9/19 Tokimonsta @ El Rey, 9/20 Chvrches @ Tower Theatre, 9/30 Cibo Matto @ the Roxy, 10/3-4 Desert Stars, 10/9 Zola Jesus @ El Rey, 10/16 Massive Attack @ Greek Theater, 10/22-25 CMJ, 10/26 Asobi Seksu & Slowdive @ Royale

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    Wound't a hollow-weenie break off?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Amy, if you recall from your engineering classes, hollow cylinders are stronger than solid ones.

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    I never took any engineering classes.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    When using S.M.A.R.T. Goals as a tool as a Wellcoach®...
    75%/100% = Successful Goal Achievement.
    When obtaining PhD by December 2012...
    100%/100% = Graduation & Degree.
    I finished my PhD course curriculum with >3.4 Total GPA, but presented a Donut Hole for my Dissertation.
    Thus, I walk on with an open heart, M.S.Ed in hand!

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    "To all the spinless fucks who dare say they are union brothers and sisters go fuck yourself....you have a problem with bring it up with me plain and simple...its called profetional courtosey"

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