Page 145 of 203 FirstFirst ... 140141142143144145146147148149150 ... LastLast
Results 4,321 to 4,350 of 6065

Thread: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

  1. #4321
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,171

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    i feel bad for republicans. i feel zero sympathy for all the libertarians posting absurd quotes about how we're all lazy and that we voted for obama because we don't want to pay for anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  2. #4322
    Coachella Junkie stinkbutt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    9,128

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I have only met nice fairly smart libertarians. The republicans in my feed are really infuriating since they seem to be hoping for a catastrophe so they can say, told you so. I am guilty of being a smug asshole, just to piss off said annoying republican friends.
    Re: GayInTucson's illiterate ass

    Quote Originally Posted by EmberVega View Post
    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

  3. #4323
    old school HotHamWater's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Location
    A thematic narrative
    Posts
    2,608

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i feel bad for republicans. i feel zero sympathy for all the libertarians posting absurd quotes about how we're all lazy and that we voted for obama because we don't want to pay for anything.
    That seems to be a popular Republican opinion, as well. I don't know what types of Libertarians and Republicans you come across, but this seems to be very different from what I've observed.

  4. #4324

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Most of my republican friends apparently voted for jesus last night because they're all posting about how he's still lord and savior and "in the throne". that must be why Romney lost?

    I am thankful that no matter who won the election, what props were passed or defeated in the state my God is on the throne and He alone is in control of my life. No man will defeat me!
    Thankful that God is still in control. Thankful to live in a democratic country where we can vote. Reminded that we have the amazing privilege of supporting our nation and its leaders by praying for them - no matter who they are.
    Tonight, after the election is over, I can predict (and guarantee) the following results:
    1. God will still be on His throne.
    2. Jesus will still be King of Kings and Lord of Lords.
    3. The Bible will still have all the answers to every problem.
    4. The tomb will still be empty.
    5. Jesus will still be the only way to heaven.
    6. Prayer will still work - it will still make a difference and God will still answer prayer.
    7. The cross, not the government, will still be our salvation.
    8. There will still be room at the cross.
    9. Jesus will still save anyone who places their faith and trust in Him.
    10. God will still be with us always - He will never leave us or forsake us.
    someone should check on god, he's been in the bathroom a very long time.
    last.fm | facebook | twitter | tumblr
    2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011
    • 2012 • 2013
    11/19 Night Terrors of 1927 at Soda Bar • 11/11 & 11/18 Night Terrors of 1927 at The Echo
    1/23 Dent May at The Echo • 1/19/14 Volcano Choir at H.o.B. San Diego

  5. #4325
    Coachella Junkie heart cooks brain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    nomad's land
    Posts
    9,436

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    i got this gem this morning

    "It is better to trust in the Lord, than to put any confidence in man." Psalms 118:8
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Eat don't chat ...When I figure out what windlowless is, I'll respond .
    i hear voices in my head and they keep caaaaallin' me

  6. #4326
    Coachella Junkie rage patton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Vancouver BC
    Posts
    26,359

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Wait. People still believe the bible has "all the answers to every problem?" There is an extremely easy way to falsify this. Have you asked him a question? Basically any question will do. See how he responds. Let us know when his world comes crashing down around him.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

  7. #4327
    old school nosurprises12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Burbank, CA
    Posts
    3,640

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Sour grapes to the max (and what is extra sad is that I went to grad school with this person, a program in which we focused in part on how to go about composing arguments):

    Yeah. I'm actually quite pissed about the election. You know why? Because I spend 4 hours a day commuting to my job and I drive thru the neighborhoods of the lazy degenerates who suck on the teet of the government handout. It makes me angry that 1/3 of my income--which I work very hard for and busted my ass off to attain thru college, grad school, and working a multitude of jobs (and at times lived in near-poverty levels for--air mattress for 7 months, thank you)--is just given to them. Screw you. You think I love waking up early, driving in traffic, and sitting at a desk for 10 hours? No! It's WORK. I like to eat and pay rent and EARN my money.

    I work to supplement the masses of the lazy. Whose idleness leads to violence, crimes, and spawning more lazy teet-suckers.

    I bust my ass and I'm rewarded with more taxes. And with this new POS insurance plan that mandates I drop $2k before it even kicks in. God forbid I want to procreate because then I'm spending $4k before insurance kicks in. That's not even including medicine or my biweekly contribution.

    But the lazy pay nothing. They are rewarded.

    Yeah. I'm angry. And I'm not alone. A country divided by the doers and the takers. If you're not angry, I know which party you fall into.

  8. #4328
    old school nosurprises12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Burbank, CA
    Posts
    3,640

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Quote Originally Posted by rage patton View Post
    Wait. People still believe the bible has "all the answers to every problem?" There is an extremely easy way to falsify this. Have you asked him a question? Basically any question will do. See how he responds. Let us know when his world comes crashing down around him.
    *Insert Bill Hicks dinosaurs in the Bible bit here*

  9. #4329
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,171

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    That seems to be a popular Republican opinion, as well. I don't know what types of Libertarians and Republicans you come across, but this seems to be very different from what I've observed.
    on my feed, the republicans aren't making angry posts. it's just all about god's plan and trying to stay positive. i'm not religious, but if that's what makes you stay positive, then so be it. i'll try to find some libertarian gems tonight. almost all the posts are angry, condescending, and self-righteous about how much smarter they are than the rest of us who are sheeple who know nothing. maybe it's just my friends
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  10. #4330
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,254

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I don't think I have any republican friends except for a couple family members, and they thankfully don't post about politics. It's all happyland on my facebook!
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  11. #4331
    Coachella Junkie nathanfairchild's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2010
    Location
    Austin
    Posts
    8,669

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    In my home state every single county was red. Even though they still haven't sent me my absentee ballot it looks like my vote wouldn't have counted there anyway.
    April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
    April 24 - Godflesh / Mogwai
    April 26 - Cloud Nothings
    May 1 - Ghost
    May 2-4 - Austin Psych Fest
    May 23 - Saint Vitus
    May 27 - Fu Manchu
    June 6-8 - X Games Concerts
    June 12-14 - Sσnar Barcelona
    June 27 - Deafheaven / Swans


    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Muse might as well named themselves the Pablo Honeys.

  12. #4332
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,254

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    My presidential vote only counted in 1996.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  13. #4333
    Member LickTheLizzard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    chandler
    Posts
    2,406

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Mormon facebook friend

    You know what this race means? If you're a conservative plan on doubling the amount of children you want to have if you would ever like to see an R in the White House again, and keep your kids close.
    This ain't no middle of the mall shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    For Linkin Park this is kind of embarrassing, but this song would be great live if you just wanna have fun and grind on a girl.
    Diarrhea Planet 2015

  14. #4334
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,254

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    That doesn't surprise me. I was thinking the same thing. (not that I want to have more children; that white conservatives would want to have more children)
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  15. #4335
    old school unit300021's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    By The Beach, CA
    Posts
    3,273

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Out off all the republican/libertarian posts I saw I think this one really angered me the most

    God will not bless this 3rd world country
    Really? I'm not religious so I might not be 100% accurate but isn't god supposed to be loving to everyone? Or does god only love and listen to and answer the prayers of the rich now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?

  16. #4336
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,671

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    I want to thank this election for making facebook so unbearable that now I don't obsessively check it anymore. The amount of propaganda and energy everyone puts into these elections could be spent on more productive things.

    Like the Coachella forums.

  17. #4337
    Coachella Junkie faxman75's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    The murder capital where we murder for capital
    Posts
    27,914

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Quote Originally Posted by unit300021 View Post
    Out off all the republican/libertarian posts I saw I think this one really angered me the most



    Really? I'm not religious so I might not be 100% accurate but isn't god supposed to be loving to everyone? Or does god only love and listen to and answer the prayers of the rich now?
    Revelation 21:8 But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.”

    God ain't kind to those who don't listen.

  18. #4338

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    um... thanks for sharing?

    Fellow friend I have been keeping this in dark from u and I'm sorry, I am also sorry to my boss.
    Since I have had left for the UK, to be exact it was 4 days the 13 of October the began a terrible month for me, once when I was in the UK I acted as a bunny rabbit who was crying from the pain, when barely happened and it hurt, I the I was going to have a brain hemmrage stupi auto correct even the wrong sometimes.
    Anyways when I returned, I had the flu, till this day it's been on again off again, for 3 days this week the bunny came back causing more pain,I finally got a drug store swallowed some castor oil, 7 hour and 28 days later poof, it was the last bar of the song, I told the lighting guys what to do, I had to stand up cause the did, the it happened pouring down into my shoes, I ran so fast room well it was still going, got to the toilet and spent another 20 in the thanks for listening to my story!
    last.fm | facebook | twitter | tumblr
    2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011
    • 2012 • 2013
    11/19 Night Terrors of 1927 at Soda Bar • 11/11 & 11/18 Night Terrors of 1927 at The Echo
    1/23 Dent May at The Echo • 1/19/14 Volcano Choir at H.o.B. San Diego

  19. #4339
    old school PJandBompton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    3,592

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    saw this gem on someone's wall wishing them a happy Bday. X_X

    FROM THE DRUG CARTEL OF SAN DIEGO CALIFORIA.. B EST WISHES FOR A VERY SMILING HAPPY BITHDAY THE COPS SAY I DO SMACK EVEN, SO I WILL GIVE YOU A PLANT IN A CUP FOR YOU, CAUSE WE DELI WORKERS NEED CUPS , ( NOT REALLY JK PEOPLE CHILL ITS A JOKE. TO WORK IN ANY DELI YOU MUST HAVE A BRAIN AND A PLAN AND DAV IDS PLAN IS RIGFGHT ON LOVE BOAT THE PRO WAY JUST HIM AND HIS HEART STRINGS LEGAL NOT DRUGS, WE ARE NOT THE DRUG CARTEL WORLD WIDES, WE ARE THE WORK FORCE OF SAN DIEGO, WE DO SUNNY SIDE UPS WE ARE PROPER , WE SHOW UP AND WORK IN ODD CONDITIONS TOO ITS WAR ALWAYS TO B E STRIGHT TOO, SO GIVE DAVID A B OW, ITS SUNDAY
    there's more...

    WAIT ANOTHER GIFT TOO HE DESERVES THE BEST EVER HE WORKS AT ALBERSONS ITS HOLY TO ME TOO, BOW HEADS, ALBERT MY PUP WAS BORN IN THE PARKING LOT OF ALBERTSONS TOO AMEN ALBERT GOT KILLED BY ROSEY A BULLY, CALM ROSEY ) HA HA WAIT DAVID NEEDS MORE HA HA OK IKTS HIS B IRTHDAY FOOLS OK WAIT

    11/21 - Pearl Jam - Viejas Arena

  20. #4340
    Coachella Junkie Alchemy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Space
    Posts
    9,106

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Speaking of Republican/Libertarian posts. I never thought something more annoying would pop up than Republicans. I don't know if it's just that I've been encountering some terrible Libertarians, but I've actually found statements like, "No matter who one the election, God still reigns," to be greatly refreshing in the midst of all the Ron Paul can do no wrong, these states should actually secede, and all the fucking slogans about "Statists."
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

  21. #4341
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,171

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    here here, alchemy. i really don't understand the passion behind states' rights. it seems like a copout to not truly legalize some things, like marijuana or abortion. it's also 2012. interstate commerce is a whole different ballgame than it was in the 1700s.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  22. #4342
    Coachella Junkie Alchemy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Space
    Posts
    9,106

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    To me, it looks like a bunch of pseudo-intellectualism rising out of having read Ayn Rand and one-sided books on the economy, prescribed by Ron Paul.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

  23. #4343
    Member RedHotSgtPeppers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Edmond, OK
    Posts
    1,636

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    My friend, who is a nerdy engineer (read: zero social skills, zero experience with the ladies) is 24, and he posted this as his profile picture:

    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

  24. #4344
    ankle biter guedita's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    EPA
    Posts
    22,170

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    what are we looking at here.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

  25. #4345
    Member RedHotSgtPeppers's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Edmond, OK
    Posts
    1,636

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    what are we looking at here.
    He photoshopped his head on a dude's body who is standing next to a girl.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    ...... hey im not posting anything in here about half raptor half alligator people

  26. #4346
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,584

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    haha, I thought he just had an exceptionally large head and tiny body.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  27. #4347
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    40,254

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    His head is kinda cute.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

  28. #4348
    Coachella Junkie Alchemy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Space
    Posts
    9,106

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Who is that girl?
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

  29. #4349

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    Ask him where he got the shirt from.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    Keep on chugging. 788 more posts and you can submit your application.
    PARTYNEXTDOOR for 2014

  30. #4350
    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    DTLA, CA
    Posts
    20,589

    Default Re: The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

    The weirdest part of that photo is the description says, "Here is a picture of me with my mom."
    last.fm
    4/5/14 - Trentemoller - Fonda // 4/9/14 - The Knife - Fox Theater Pomona // 4/22/14 - Dillinger Escape Plane - Glasshouse// 5/23/14 - 5/26/14 Punk Rock Bowling - Las Vegas
    5/28/14 - Elbow - Wiltern // 7/9/14 - Cloud Nothings - Roxy // 8/25/14 - Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl


    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

Similar Threads

  1. Your educational status
    By sin213 in forum Polls
    Replies: 163
    Last Post: Today, 11:51 AM
  2. When your friends bring mystery friends: The Thread
    By malcolmjamalawesome in forum Past Experiences
    Replies: 81
    Last Post: 06-17-2011, 06:44 AM
  3. Xenocide's Annoying 2000th Post & Coachella Plea!
    By Xenocide in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 21
    Last Post: 04-13-2009, 10:27 PM
  4. Old School status
    By humanoid in forum Misc. Babble
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 05-03-2008, 03:38 PM
  5. The Official Chairmenmeow and friends appreciation thread
    By NiceArthur23 in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 04-24-2008, 10:22 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •