The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[Mugwog]

So do people just believe whatever Facebook tells them?

Sadly, yes.

[ThatGirl]

I've noticed they tag you as "liking" stuff when you haven't selected anything. It's just another way they are using us.

[stinkbutt]

I like a lot of stupid products, bands, bars, etc. that I think is stupid to like only because they update me on events, sales, etc.

[ThatGirl]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirh...-public-likes/

Just noticed this article today.

[sonofhal]

SHUT. UP. FAXMAN.

Unsubscribe is your friend.

[algunz]

Unsubscribe is your friend.

Every once in a while there are some real gems though.

[stinkbutt]

Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.

[chairmenmeow47]

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

[SoulDischarge]

Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.

[bug on your lip]

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

[amyzzz]

I keep getting Sluts recommended to me too, Ivy. Sluts and Cougars. Facebook really creeps me out sometimes.

[nathanfairchild]

Last night I told Neighborhood Creep the Titans were one of the worst teams in the league and were going to lose to the Vikings. Then today came and I wanted to lovingly talk a little bit more shit, the fucker unfriended me.

he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.

[GuyInTucson]

i've been suggested to like sluts and big butts.

You can probably thank HandBanana for that.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

[amyzzz]

Faxman again.

[Mugwog]

I was just assaulted on Hollywood blvd by two #french punks trying to pull a stunt for #youtube. Jokes on them arrested for battery!!

#racist?

[chairmenmeow47]

no, facebook friend, there is absolutely no reason to post a close-up picture of yourself with your shirt up and all your bug bites on the fattiest parts of your body. thin, fat, mutated, that shit is gross.

[IceyHotshot]

Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

Oh, so that's why my commute was cut in half! Bless you, Mr. Columbus!

[stinkbutt]

he didn't unfriend you. he deactivated his facebook account.

crushing blows

[unit300021]

If you don't like this status, you hate your mom and 10 kittens will die

I didn't like it

[Somewhat Damaged]

Someone on my friends list was a "paul bearer" at his grandfather's funeral.

Maybe he meant to say he went dressed up like this because his dad was a big Undertaker fan:

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Thank you everybody for reminding me what a terrible person Christopher Columbus was today.

I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

#racist?

Is French a race & not a nationality?

[algunz]

I remember when I was in college, there was this lesbian I was in love with who walked into Intro to Psych late on Columbus Day wearing a shirt on which she'd written in Sharpie, "Columbus was a TERRORIST, not a hero." Thought it was cute at the time. Now, not so much.

It could still be cute.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

It could still be cute.

depends on how big her tits are

[algunz]

I thought it was about the size of her brain.

[JorgeC]

"I'd rather vote for the Mormon than the Moron" - via a family member who's not even an american citizen.

[amyzzz]

I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.

[Mugwog]

Well, he didn't really capture my heart with one of his first moves in office being "The Whitehouse Def Poetry Jam, Hosted by Barack & Michelle Obama"

[JorgeC]

I'm not sure how Obama could be considered a moron in any sense of the word.

i agree, but a catchy phrase is a catchy phrase i guess.

[HotHamWater]

I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.

[Gribbz]

I may have to stop reading Faxman's posts, unless I want to continue getting into cursing matches with his friends.

"Justice" sounded a tad psychotic.