The Thread In Which We Post Our Facebook Friends' Annoying Status Updates

[McDunnough]

Ok, I need to vent so bear with me for a bit. A friend shared this photo that references the LA Shuttle Endeavour jet flyby. Apparently 143 people think this is funny.



Maybe I'm a bit out of touch here, but when someone mashes up two played-out memes, does that make something funny? Would a double rainbow with a side of cloying kitten photos seal the deal here?
Apologies for the mini-rant. Carry on everybody.

[unit300021]

I admit I chuckled at that photo.

Yeah, I have to get a job and pay bills, but....I also need to spread light. I dont have a choice, its been given to me as my mission. I even lost my job so that I could really spread Light where it really needs to be spread.

Wasn't she bitching and complaining about he losing her job would prevent her from doing so because it was an important job to her? OR was this another job afterwords?

[Miroir Noir]

All caps in the original:

THE ELECTION IS A TOSS UP! IT COULD GO EITHER WAY. NOW, IF THE MEDIA DID NOT LIE FOR OBAMA ROMNEY WOULD HAVE A 10-15% LEAD. ROMNEY IS LIKE BATMAN FIGHTING THE JOKER"OBAMA" AND ALL HIS GOONS "THE MEDIA."

[Mugwog]

I would love to see a photo of the person who states this, preferably a silly looking one.

[guedita]

I think at least once a week someone should pop in here just to say Shut The Fuck Up Faxy.

(also please let us know how Bridge is doing)

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

I think at least once a week someone should pop in here just to say Shut The Fuck Up Faxy.

Jesus hahahaha I was thinking the same thing today. YES I GET IT I SHOULD BE ANGRY AND SKEPTICAL ABOUT EVERYTHING THE POLICE DO

[Gribbz]

Jesus hahahaha I was thinking the same thing today. YES I GET IT I SHOULD BE ANGRY AND SKEPTICAL ABOUT EVERYTHING THE POLICE DO

How do you like your Obama now libs?!?!

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

i am not sure how i feel now knowing that that person probably lives close to me (based on her freeway route).

[betao]

I think at least once a week someone should pop in here just to say Shut The Fuck Up Faxy.

(also please let us know how Bridge is doing)

I love you faxy but HOLY SHIT THIS.

[Boourns]

I wish I could remove the "pages you may like" from my mobile feed. Also, I can't believe people I know...or did 15 years ago, anyway, took the time to like pages for things like Duracell and visa.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

They probably did it for some kind of promotional offer

[captncrzy]

That kid looks like he's smothering in a beach ball

[amyzzz]

Good for her.

[IceyHotshot]

"GLOWING SNOW, flashing light sticks, fog blasts timed with bass drops, fucking amazing show thomas gold. now if only 50 assholes wearing heels didn't all step on the same spot on my right foot. :/"

16 hours later:

"RULES OF DADA: If you are stuck, there is only one solution: GO HARDER."

[IceyHotshot]

Also one of my other friends posted a blurry/shitty picture a while ago with the comment "bottle service at the rave!"

[SoulDischarge]

Ways to tell you're not at a rave: bottle service.

[Mugwog]

I have no idea how this became apart of my suggested "Likes"

501 (c) (3) Non-profit providing K-9's to Law Enforcement Agencies in need.

Local PD can't afford drug dogs? Help them get drug dogs?

[Down Rodeo]

NAACP is the new KKK.

This gem came from an old friend of mine.

[joppy-slow]

Today a FB friend posted that she loves LL Cool J.

One of her friends posted a comment of "He seems great!"

I like that she felt the need to be conditional about his greatness. You know, in case we find out someday that it's just a front.

tee heee hhe. my boss just told me i look happy today. thank you coachella b board

[ThatGirl]

I have no idea how this became apart of my suggested "Likes"




Local PD can't afford drug dogs? Help them get drug dogs?

If you ever mentioned dogs or drugs anytime on line, Facebook will find it.

[guedita]

SHUT. UP. FAXMAN.

[algunz]

But his diatribes are so informative. I just never read them.

[guedita]

I don't know how HE has time to read all of the articles he posts in a single day.

[Alchemy]

This guy I went to high school with has been sent to the slammer. I hope many of you will join in showing him support and opposing the corrupt system, as exampled by these loving comments on his Facebook page, left by a family member who is leading the cause:

'FUxk tHE SyStEM'
FREE My pRiMO'&My NikkA ChANCE'

ThEy CANt kEEp yOU fOREVER,iM hOldiNG iT dOWxN fOR yOU' fUxK thE lAW'&fUxk thE SySTEM'I MiSs yOU,
FREE My pRiMO:'(

[algunz]

Pobrecito primo.

[amyzzz]

I have a relative who is in prison, and his facebook keeps recommending I like Wal-Mart or Budweiser.

[Bud Luster]

I bet Walmart and Budweiser sound AWESOME when you're in prison.

[locachica73]

I think Walmart & Budweiser are being recommended to everyone. I have learned to accept it. What I can't accept is that some of my friends actually "like" them. It makes me want to not be friends anymore.

[unit300021]

This isn't annoying but more just plain stupid. So it says today is a friends birthday however I know it's not. He has even put a status update saying today is not his birthday and yet I go to his page and a bunch of people wished him a happy birthday. Including friends that I know where out partying with him on his birthday. So do people just believe whatever Facebook tells them?

[Mugwog]

I have a relative who is in prison, and his facebook keeps recommending I like Wal-Mart or Budweiser.

I have no idea why the fuck people "like" wal-mart or some strange common every day consumer item. I feel like, if you really like Wal Mart to the point of letting everyone on facebook know, you need more excitement in your life.

Now what annoys me is when you see a bunch of people resharing the same picture or liking some random brand to win a contest. Yes, you're going to get a free ipad by sharing this photo you nitwit.