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    I have a huge thing for Dinosaurs already, and we were so excited when we discovered they were called Dinosaurios in Spanish.
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    Espanol is pretty badass like that.

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    I've seen women have their wedding photos up as their profiles pics for literally two years after the wedding. honestly, i think it's because it's the only professional photos that people ever have taken of themselves, so actually look really good in them.
    yup. it's likely the prettiest we'll ever look and after planning our dream weddings for an entire lifetime it's not something you want to forget in an arbitrary 2 month grace period of being acceptable. that's not to say that they should be posting about it incessantly, but keeping the default photo of a wedding day seems reasonable to me.

    besides, it's only a matter of time before those posts are replaced by the ever more annoying "we're pregnant" and "look at our baby" posts!
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    I wish I was a Muslim that way every time I was offended I could burn down buildings kill people and then receive an apology. Blah blah blah small amount. Yeah just 80%+ voted for the muslim brotherhood in eygpt why dont you open your eyes. Why are muslims the only ones who cant be offended. Im offended daily i dont kill and burn buildings. If you dont like what i have to say remove me from your friends list because your part of the problem being offended is part of being sentient being so get over yourself.
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    Still friends with them?

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    The lulz he brings are worth keeping him around. He doesn't post too often these days, but when he does it's gold.
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    My best friend all through out middle school and high school, who was essentially a brother to me, recently got back in touch after about ten years of silence. And he is nuts. I'm some what frightened of him. I'm slightly worried he'll find this, actually. He just joined facebook last week and he had three friends, including me, but one person has already defriended him. Here's a couple recent gems:

    On Obama refusing to meet with Netanyahu:

    Panic! as our nation's dual citizens issue an urgent question: has the chimpanzee escaped?! No, no, smiles the mighty rebbe-in-chief comfortingly, as he washes his goat hooves in a rushing stream of kosher gore. The chimpanzee, in its chi
    mpish way, has merely wandered from its cage (funny, stupid ape), that is all. Once found, he will be soundly flogged and locked safely in again. after all, there's no where for him to go and WE ARE EVERYWHERE.
    here's israel's prime minister publicly brandishing his ringmaster's baton at our sullen, apish president. the chimpanzee is capable of tearing its cruel master limb from limb, which the spectators would enjoy, but the poor animal has been
    beaten about the head so many times that it has forgotten its power. So the chimp shrieks in terror, bows its oft-fractured skull, and hastily performs the task its master has trained it to do.
    Stop animal cruelty.
    End our subservient special relationship with humanity's nemesis.
    Nuke israel.
    I should mention his other facebook friend is Jewish.
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    Well, damn.
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    Where has he been the past 10 years?

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    I believe he's been in a magical land of meth and vodka. He's very vague and cagey when it comes to talking about himself.
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    What's going on with crazy pot girl and faxman's facebook friend? Miss those two nuts.

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    Alec, you really need to get your brother to come into Tinychat some night for an interview, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Alec, you really need to get your brother to come into Tinychat some night for an interview, please.
    Thank God he's not actually my brother. From the little bits I've gotten it seems like he's an incredible drain on his family, who are all very nice people.

    Here is a post from a little while ago in which he muses on current events in Libya and some how turns it into a cruel happy birthday message to his other friend, who as I mentioned above is Jewish.

    Now that our ambassador to libya and three embassy staffers have been hacked to pieces by a horde of light-skinned niggers who were driven insane by a film made by an israeli jew puppetstring-puller living in california, or whatever, I think it might be appropriate to reflect on the right of free speech.

    This right doesn't exist anywhere on our filthy, doomed planet except the united states of america, and we americans should feel extremely privileged to enjoy it. But modern man, in our country and without, eyes the idea of free speech with alarmed confusion or disdain. President Dunston Checks In howled his disapproval at The Man Who Burned The Koran to a world of receptive foreigners a couple years ago and now he is repeating the performance, this time pointing his steely black digit at the satanic auteur from israel and his christian-zionist-egyptian-american producer. Now they're being quietly rushed from one jewish financier's mansion to the next, in an excitingly modern recreation of the america's historical underground railroad, destination occupied palestine, aka Exodus vol. XXX.

    My heart goes out to this provocative jew bastard and all of his film's 100 barabasian backers, though I doubt he is in much danger here in freedom's land. Blowing a muslim's mind is apparently the easiest thing there is to do in this life, and boy, did they do it. Equally clever is the diversion of the flow of muslim murderousness from the 101 amer-israelis who spent 5 million dollars making their islam-insulting masterpiece, onto the hapless american ambassador and our embassy in libya, now a smoking heap of rubble, ash, and meat.

    so I guess what I'm trying to say with all this is Happy Birthday Bodhi. It's down to you. never unfriend!
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    12/16/14 Haerts - the Rickshaw Stop
    12/30/14 Flaming Lips w/Foxygen - the Warfield
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    holy shit. that guy is absolutely bat-shit crazy. pure insanity. i need more...
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    Dude is clearly a methhead
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    I didn't think there were going to be any that out does the crazy Charlene posts, but this guy is really giving her a run for her money.
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    Only because he's possibly homicidal/dangerous (no offense).

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Dude is clearly a methhead
    While I do believe he is, he's actually written this way (minus the rampant racism) since he was about 12.
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    Fucking insane.
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    Only because he's possibly homicidal/dangerous (no offense).
    None taken and agreed.
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    I feel some of these people we just need to be able to share their wall/timeline for us to gaze over like a horrific accident.

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    I return with a new character to play with...

    Meet BT this is all over the last day or two:

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    Havent seen any posts by liberals , democrats of socialist FB friends about our embassy attacks and the murder of our gov employees. Must be busy celebrating the 9/11 attacks past and present.
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    Nice, Too bad Chicago doesnt have Ronald Reagen as their mayor. He could fire these non producing maggots and replace them like he did the air traffic controllers. Teachers union = enemy of Americas children. Wake up parents, and wake up good teachers.


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    I`ll never forget the 'Brian riots' You remember right? When Monty Python released the film 'The Life of Brian' all those insulted Christians running around burning British flags & killing Limey`s. Yeah I remember it well.
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    Question: Is the term " Carpet Muncher"
    A: Offensive
    B: Just politically incorrect
    C: Funny ( especially when cartman says it)
    D: Should it be replaced with " Cunning linguist"?
    Please feel free to add your own suggestions....
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    .So here is a question for all the people that are upset with the term " carpet muncher" How about the term " tea bagger" as referred to the political movement of the Tea Party. I have never ever seen in any political blog where a democrat, liberal, socialist or otherwise left leaning peeps ever take offense to that term.

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    If Chicago had zombie Ronald Reagan as their mayor, the teachers' strike would be below-the-fold news.
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    My name is austin. I am 5. On December 5, 1999 my daddy murdered me. If you pass this on to ten photos I will protect you. If you don't, tonight at 3:03 I will come and kill you with a butchers knife. You have ten minutes. I'm waiting
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    That's awesome.
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    This is just a sample of my library. If you can't understand my intellect, or the reason I do some of the things I do, then it's probably because you've never read or probably never even heard of these authors or their books. Just saying....
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    That guy seems like the worst.
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    I have super hardcore republican relatives sharing quotes by Libertarians about limited government, and it's almost painful how much they don't get it. You don't get to share crazy "facts" about Obama being a secret Muslim and then claim to side with Penn Jillette.
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    A FB Friend's post from this week. He is always posting random stuff which is sometimes funny and sometimes painful.
    "What would you do if two of your Facebook friends that you'd always assumed had never met before (say for example your sister's best friends university and some guy you knew for six months when you delivered pizza in 1991) were saying mad, obsessive love-type stuff to each other on Facebook. Would that bother you? Also, say, they never met in person and were only able to produce these mad feelings
    of ardour when you were on FB too and they therefore texted each other to go on FB when you were on FB, so they could commence with their romantic promises/spillings/hot talk. Would it bother you? Say for example this behaviour had been going on for 5 years and you just found out about it today. Would that bother you? Why? Also, you found out they were very respectful to each other during their hot talk sessions enabled by you. They were very monogamous and only said nice things. How would you react to that?"
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